Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Joe Simpson wants to manage Britney Spears

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As if Poontang doesn't have enough problems, Joe Simpson is offering his massive managerial skills to help out the fallen pop princess. To make matters worse, Jessica Simpson came up with the idea. Seems Jessica thinks Britney has fallen so far that they aren't in competition anymore (when were they ever??) and she thinks daddy Joe might be good for Brit. Excuse me, but, doesn't Britney have her own dysfunctional hillbilly family?? Oh, that's right I forgot...even though Britneys father is an old gun toting redneck bastard who talks about her to the press, there's never been any indication of incest. Maybe Joe can adopt Britney and THEN talk about her tits. Makes sense. Joe could make Britney's career as good as Jessica's is. Wow! In a year they'll both be damn lucky if they can snag Mischa Bartons Ked's gig. What planet do these Simpson morons come from?


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Meanwhile, Poontang is busy ripping her tanks up so more boobage will show. I told you..with every pound lost, more skin shows. And the rumor from her trips to the hair stylist (yeah, I wondered why the frick this bald ass broad would need a hair stylist too) is that her hair is totally screwed. It's growing out uneven, with patches and red blotches. She's very upset about it. Well, frick! Take off the cheap dynel wigs and retarded hats and let your empty head breathe once in awhile. Geeeez. Does she sleep in that crap??

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Britney may have fallen far but she still outshines Jessica. Call Pooney whatever you like, but hell, she's never boring.

Dirty Disher said...

I agree..Jessica Simpson is a joke who's outlived her punchline. Her, giving anyone career advice, is sad.

Anonymous said...

What's the bluish purplish thing around her arm? Some new religion? (Cuz we know she's shucked Kaballah and her baby as her religion)

Anonymous said...

Britney can't be managed. She single-handedly screwed up the deal she had made in Vegas by flashing us her kidneys. She blames everybody else for her problems. There are consequences for her actions. At least Jessica seems to be a happier person than Brit. She can sing better than Brit also.

Anonymous said...

Did he spill grape juice all over himself?

Anonymous said...

hey I hear both Jessica and Ashley are rebelling against Joe, so he needs someone to control - might as well be Brit.

I am so happy rehab helped her and she left early so she could spend time with her 2 boys -yeah I see them with her during her shopping sprees, car rides and trips to the hair stylist - yup you love those 2 boys more then life itself.

crystal

Anonymous said...

Crystal-Don't forget the teeth whitening and lipo sessions! That's what I call quality time with your children.

Anonymous said...

Britney still has a prettier face than both Simpson girls , even with plastic surgery !

Now as far as talent & brains ... sadly it is a tie ! All three are talentless hacks !!

But just for a good laugh ... let Pastor ( or pimp?! ) Joe Simpson take a shot !!

Anonymous said...

She had lipo...why didn't she get a breast lift while she was at it?!!?