Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Angelina says she's NOT a whore


Angelina Jolie is speaking out about accusations that she's had many lovers in Cosmo mag. Angie says "It was never true. I had only slept with four men in my life - and I married two of them!"

Yep, she's actually claiming only 4...Billy Bob, Brad, Johnny Lee Miller and some nameless dude. Hos know that trick. You leave one nameless and the other 3000 brain dead guys you humped all think it's them. Besides, Angie's done interviews where she's bragged about one night stands and meetings in hotel rooms with "close friends." And she doesn't mention her female lovers at all. Won't Jenny Shimizu be pissed!

As for Brad, when asked about having a fifth child, he claims he's ready for nine and that they now have 9 foot wide bed for all of them and might go for an 11 foot bed soon. Uh hu. Might as well go for the football stadium size bed, Brad, that way Angie has room for all her memories. These two are unbelievable.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

I now officially hate them. They both should just shut up already, for crissakes, we all know she's bedded dozens of dudes & chicks too. If Brad doesn't care, then why should she lie about it? She also was preg while still denying even being in a relationship with a 'married' Brad Pitt & would "never sleep with another womans husband"...so we all know she lies. People remember stuff like that, doesn't she remember saying it???

Anonymous said...

She's going for the Mother Teresa award of merit now...I forgot Perez already jumped the Pope & made her a saint! Total BS!! I wish ppl would just be honest. She's been lying since this whole thing with Brad came out.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, yeah, me too. I've only slept with 4 guys too...and I married two of them.

Anonymous said...

She doesn't seem like the type that would even care what other ppl think, used to be like that anyway. What a c**t!

Anonymous said...

Shoot, I married all of 'em...all 25 of 'em...shoot...or was that 45??? Is that flames coming outta her lyin' pants???

Anonymous said...

i dont think shes a whore, just a fuckin psycho bitch

Anonymous said...

Wow.. I'm surprised I don't see more people in here wishing her "dead". Seems to be the way in here.. Anyway.. I wish them the best. They just need to be left alone.
When we've all lead saintly lives then we can judge.
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones..and most throw boulders.

Eliza

Anonymous said...

those kids are too old to sleep in their bed.i've heard of family bed but thats gross.this is not a third world country where families must share the same bed due to poverty.what do they do with the kids when it's time for sex.what the kids bang on the door while they get busy.i hope they are not latching onto those kids because they were deprived as kids.also angie tounged her brother years ago and said it's ok to kiss ur brother in the mouth and tounge him down.she did this on national tv

Anonymous said...

Us NON brngeloonies know SkankAlina is DELUSIONAL ! But I also notice more & more poodle Brad & SkankAlina just can not STFU ! about their VERY personal business , Can you smell the desperation of these media whores ?!

Anonymous said...

Eliza ,

Go back to Just Jared -

Talking to twelve year olds is just not entertaining at all .

Anonymous said...

Angelina has fucked at least 700 people. She likes group sex, les sex, violence, blood, bondage, S and M, water sports, and prostitutes. SHE IS A WHOOOOOOOOORE. A NASTY FILTHY WHORRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!

Anonymous said...

AND SHE FUCKS HER BROTHER! HER OWN BROTHER!!!

Anonymous said...

Eliza you are so fucking irritating .. go away already and take your bible belt with ya

Anonymous said...

This coming from a whore who makes out with her own brother , fucked Billy Bob in public ??? is entertained & turned on by taking another woman's husband or fiance ? No brAngeloonie kool aide for me thanks ~

I'm sure Brad believes this LOL !

Anonymous said...

She is the biggest hypocrite! Acting like she's Saint Angelina going to all these countries, donating millions, adopting their unwanted children, acting like the good deed doer of the damn century yet she fails to remember her very publicized sex life, admitting screwing Billy Bob Ugly in the limo, suckin face with her own brother, lezzi romps with Jenni S., etc .. dont give me that holier than thou bullshit, cus I'm not buying it.

Anonymous said...

I think her and Eliza should hook up for a same sex romp !!

Anonymous said...

I'd like to lick Angelina from head to toe , I worship Angelina's big fish lips ;0 and I practice licking her cooter on my Barbies !

P.S They won't let me say this stuff on Just Jared .

Eliza

Anonymous said...

Eliza??? You a Lez??? Now this all makes sense!!! A Bible thumping 'closet' Lez..Wow...what a shock..NOT!

Anonymous said...

Change Eliza's name to "A-Lezzy"!!!! I command you!! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Eliza you are so fucking irritating .. go away already and take your bible belt with ya

September 18, 2007 6:45:00 PM PDT

It's ironic at your assumption about Eliza, because she's as far away from a bible thumper as you can get. She's not even a christian in any denomination lol.

But I admire her ability to view the celebs as they are in their fallable humanity with a sense of compassion.

More then most show 'cause you know you'd freak and bawl if someone said to you half of what you say about others here.

Anonymous said...

'cause you know you'd freak and bawl if someone said to you half of what you say about others here.


Umm do you think theres only 1 anon on here? are that dumb ?

Anonymous said...

Of course not @ only one anon :) theres lots of us.

Oh btw in your excited hurry to lamely insult you forgot a word lol

Anonymous said...

Oh btw in your excited hurry to lamely insult you forgot a word lol



Thanks bitch :)

Anonymous said...

She's not even a christian in any denomination lol.


Nice try Eliza Doolittle, we all know you posted this