Knock knock..anyone home?

Tom and Katie out clubbing. WTF is wrong with her?

I Know Who Killed Me

Finally, I can talk about a movie that's not 30 years old. The critics beat this one up so bad you might not think it's worth a look, but, I liked it. Sure, some parts of it don't make sense, that's what horror movies are like, aren't they? I mean, you can never figure out why they don't call the police instead of exploring a creepy house alone or how the hell a small girl fights off an attacker (let alone a girl with one leg and one arm)..but, that's the fun of it. It's called HORROR. And this is a horror film more than a suspense film because the plot is one that would only happen in a warped imagination. It's not torture porn, as I'd read from critics, there's only enough of that to make you scared. Greatest movie of all time? Pffft, of course not, but, it's a great time waster. I liked it.

Is Lindsay Lohan a good actress? Who knows? The script called for a good looking young woman who was a boozer, druggie, self hater, smart mouthed sex addict who bitched about her crack head mom...who's that sound like? When you play yourself, you have to be pretty good at it. Lohan doesn't suck at pole dancing, that I know.

(TY to the friend who took me to the movie! You know who you are.)

Eddie says he didn't plan a damned thing!

Eddie Murphy responded to the claims that he's a bad dad. According to his reps, Eddie has admitted he's Mel B's babys father and has paid her child support and the expense of her pregnancy. He also says he and Mel dated only for a short time and never planned a "damnded thing." Do you believe him? I thinks it's more likely he cut Scary a check after all the public bitching. He still hasn't seen his child. He can go shove bananas up his own tailpipe as far as I'm concerned.

Eddie Murphy is a BAD DAD

Who's little baby has never seen her father? Who's little baby has never recieved a dime of child support? Shame on ya Eddie, you deserve a public whipping. You're a bad dad.

Jordan bare butted

A scant 5 weeks after giving birth, Jordan is so excited to be out clubbing she forgets her pannies and pulls a Britney. Another babys mamma drama. Wearing a yellow rag with stains on it, Jordan manages to look even stupider than usual, and that's hard to do.

Ving Rhames caretaker found dead..possible dog attack

With conflicting reports about how many dogs are actually on Rhames property, it's hard to say what happened, but, Rhames caretaker is dead. The mans body was recovered and he'd been bitten many times. Rhames was not at home during the incident. The dogs include several Mastiffs and a bulldog. This is creepy..like a Stephen King kind of creepy.

Tim McGraw's Ring Gets Taken? I don't think so

Thank goodness this clip is only 40 seconds long, because that's all the country I can take. Anyhow, if you watch, you can see where Tims ring slips off and he accuses the wrong fan of taking it while the fan who really has it is waving it at him trying to give it back. What an A-hole he seems to be. This is just after his wife, Faith Hill accused some fan of grabbing Tims balls and said they needed to learn some class. Geez, maybe Tim accidentally dropped his balls into that fans hand. I can't believe people pay to see this crap.

Beach bum....a saggin'

Oh for pitys sake, Tara Reid, get a decent bathing suit. I've seen better ass's wandering around in nursing homes.

Adrian Grenier says NO to herpes

What do you do when ParAss Hilton comes at you in her preditory mode, swishing her dress up over her panties and demanding your phone number? If you're Adrian Grenier you just say no. He told ParAss he had a girl friend, and she replied " I don't care." He did though and managed to ignore her..she didn't get his number. Ahhh, has the spider forgotten how to build her web? Bitch is off her game a bit.

Dumb skank of the week

Star Jones revealing she DID have gastric bypass surgery is about as stupid as trying to eat an artichoke with a fork. This old rip looked better fat and the next surgery should be to tie her big flapping mouth shut. Who the hell bought her lies anyway? Self discipline my ass, she's never done a pilate in her life.

Jessica Biel ..not waiting around for Timberlake

Seems Jessica met up with her ex boyfriend, Chris Evans, at a friends wedding. The two spent the evening holding hands, kissing and cuddling and then left together. Justin was on tour, and if Timbertard is going to keep calling Biel his "very dear friend" and insisting she not join him in certain countries, this is just what he deserves. I have a little more respect for JB now. I still think she might be a tranny, but, she's a tranny who has some self respect.

Britney Spears isn't the only cheap ass crappy tipper

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Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes pissed off their waitress at the Mondrian Hotel’s Asia de Cuba, in LA. The two best friends lunched there and left no tip. Not one thin dime. Where do you suppose these women get the idea that someone wants to wait on them hand and foot for nothing? Don't they understand how real life works? There's just no excuse for such behavior. They need to be smacked upside their expensive hair cuts and told that not everyone in the world is on their husbands payroll.

From the Bitter Waitress site, here's some more cheapskates..

Bruce Willis - $450.00 / $30.00
"The whole party was really rude"

Kirsten Dunst
$223.00 / $0.00
She smelled, badly. She wasn't even coherent. The guy she was with had to order for her. Bitches didn't leave a tip!

Rachel Ray - $10.00 / $1.05
"She is promoting a less than 20% tip on a show that millions of people watch. And she is a CHEF!! I can believe someone in the industry would ever tip less than 20%, which IS the norm these days. She's a straight beast.

Ricki Lake - $142.44 / $8.00
"Can you believe it , after the son ripped through the restaurant and scattered food everywhere. How rude, we tried to keep them happy at all times, feeding and kissing butt. And, that's the thanx we get. Offering a free desert too. Fame,who's the shame."

Bill Cosby - $375.00 / $3.00
"Eat your puddin' phlism-phlasm, bism basm, poppin, baaaaaah"

Do you like a good ghost story??

I love this show "A Haunting" but I don't get the channel so I watch it on You Tube. This one's called A Haunting, Hidden Terror (Part 1)

Best watched when you have some time and are alone...in the dark!


Part two


Part three


Part four


Part five

Lindsay Lohan drunk talk

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With The Blow in hiding, bloggers are stuck printing things her "friends" tell about her. Who am I to take the high road?..heh heh.

Things Lohans friends swear she said: “I’m the greatest actress in the world! No one’s even close to me right now!” And what did she have to say about her competition? Nothing nice at all. Here’s what she thinks about the other girls in Hollywood:

Scarlett Johansson is “ugly, fat, and has no talent.”

Jessica Simpson “can’t sing and is as dumb as shit.”

Sienna Miller is a “no-talent crackhead.”

Keira Knightly is a “flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress.”

Jessica Biel is a “phony, scheming joke of an actress.”

Hmmm, so except for that first sentance, how is she wrong? Lohan should have been a blogger.

Mansons bizarre collections

Marilyn Manson is being sued by his former band mates. They say he stole millions that were supposed to be shared with them. I don't know or care if that's true, what caught my interest was what they claim he spent the money on. Nazi memorabilia and taxidermy and...the remains of a young Chinese girl. I really can't even think of anything to say here. WTF? WHY??

LMAO @ this commercial

Check out the background, errrr, subtleties and tell me if you don't laugh. (TY BestWeekEver)

Suri's heard the shocking news...

Poor kid's heard the news that her parents want to do an even steamier photo shoot for W than the Beckhams did. One suggestion they loved was a shot of them posing together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam. NOOOOOOOO! Ewwwww, I don't wanna see that!!!!! Make it stop! Suri tries to sneak off and run away to an orphanage, but, they catch her. OMG..Katie looks bad enough in this outfit, must we see her nude?? And Tom..ugggggg, the mental picture is making me hurl. The Little General, naked, is a sight only Katie should be subjected to.

I agree with Orlando Bloom

Orlando says he doesn't watch his own movies..ever.

He says, “I’ve never even watched one of the DVDs. I sometimes think it would be nice to show your kids one day. Sometimes I catch a glimpse in hotel rooms or on planes, and think, ‘Eurggh, is that what I was doing?’”

Me too, Orlando. I aint watching them either.

Bling! Am I old and black or old and white?

Kanye West…tells Complex magazine: “Only white people and older black people say ‘bling’ now. If a white person uses slang too early, then that makes them look like a wigger. But if black people use slang too late, then it makes them look like a wigger.”

Bling, I get..Kanye, I don't get. Never have. I don't use the word wigger because it's stupid. I wouldn't be caught dead in those retarded shoes either. Take your hip slang and shove it, KW, just learn to speak English and I'll be happy.

Brad and Angie..still fighting

Ukkkk, it's getting old. Brad supposedly wants Angelina to go to rehab for her eating disorder. He's said to be sick of sleeping with a skeleton. Meanwhile the couple fought over who should be President. She favors Edwards and Brad likes Obama. The argument became so heated that Brad called her immature and she screamed at him and threw a glass of wine in his face. The act of lifting the glass probably tired her out so much she had to sleep for 3 days. I hear faint giggling..I think it's Jennifer Aniston.

Beyonce and the net

Big butt Beyonce says she doesn't like the internet that much..

"Sometimes I’ll run across certain things, usually in the paper, because I read the paper more so than the Web. There’s one or two sites that I can go to. But if I go on the Internet and try to see what people are saying, I’ll probably want to crawl under a rock. (Laughs.) Because I’m still human and certain things, it just hurts, so I try not to read the Internet too much."

What's she mean, she's human and certain things? Not quite human? I've had my suspisions about that. Besides, she so surfs and googles herself. Anyone who keeps a laptop out at the pool is a surfer..also she got those vids of her taking a hilarious header off the stage removed as soon as us bloggers could post them. I like the way the water distorts her butt...or does it? >Snort!<

Britney..not only stupid, she's an ass too

Remember not too long ago when Britney wanted to be a cocktail waitress? She might want to rethink that if all the customers are like her. She recently went to One Sunset with a small group of her dedicated hangers on and they dined on burgers and steaks and shrimp cocktail as well as chicken oysters Rockefeller. There was also plenty of Vodka flowing. The bill came to $251. The tip Brit left? Nothing. I kid you not..nothing.

On top of the nastiness of leaving a mess and no tip, the crazy bitch accused staff of stealing her camera. The camera was later found where she left it. As for oysters Rockefeller, when asked about Rockefeller, Britney said she loved his music. I can't even make up something this goofy. She'd better avoid the place now, she's so getting her food spit on next time. Or worse.

REcalled pacifier

Jordan and Peter Andres baby girl, Princess Tiaamii with a recalled pacifier. Hollywood dopes give these things as a gift. They have caused babies to choke on dislodged crystals, and the crystals may be Swarovski but they still contain lead. Even the diamond ones are Pave' and they come apart. Angelina let Shiloh have one of these creepy things too.

Question for my readers...

Okay, they're saying Christina Aguilera is having a girl and Nicole Richie is having a boy. But, both of these chicks are not quite four months pregnant. It's been awhile since I had a baby. How soon can you tell the sex of the baby through ultrasound now? Is this more Hollywood BS?

Alli Sims talks like WE'RE stupid

On Britney... "She's a wonderful mom and she is so hands-on. ... Britney loves those babies to death. And they adore her."

"I love her, she's beautiful inside and out. We're still great friends."

Liar pants! Okay, now I have no use for Alli anymore. If Britney was so great, why did she stop hanging with her? Why did she go to Kevin with a tell all? Also, has she been in Britney's closet? Because she's looking more and more ridiculous. Is "pop star" actually Hollywood code for dumb whore?

Oh, and Alli says she has a bluesy voice much like Norah Jones. Alli, I said your voice is passable, maybe even pleasant, but, anyone who tells you you're Norah Jones is either deaf, dumb or on your newfound payroll.

Nicole Richie tells Diane Sawyer...

She's 4 months gone. We all knew it, so this isn't news. So? She's going to be in jail for 3 whole days then in January she'll be a mom. Big deal. These two (Nicole and Joel) are in love, they have enough money to take care of a baby and they're old enough for the responsibility. I'll bet they surprise people by just growing up. Nicole may have been a wild child, but, she's already stopped doing things that might harm her baby. That's kind of a big deal if you ask me. She was always good with the kids on The Simple Life, even when they pooed on her. Well, there was that one little kid they lost, but, in all fairness that was mostly Paris and it WAS dark outside.

Suri Cruise..how cute can you be??

Just as cute as your dad is crazy, and that's pretty damn cute.

Britneys bad mom headlines

The rags are chock full of bad Britney stuff with headlines screaming "Help me" over pictures of her children. Reports include her eating tacos off the floor where the dog has crapped and the kids are crawling around, feeding the boys Doritos for lunch, fighting with and threatening to kill photographers on film, putting soda pop in baby bottles (and asking a dentist to whiten her toddlers teeth)..but, the only thing I need to see is this photo. I've known several moms who weren't bright enough to know you don't give babies junk food diets and soda in bottles..the kids lived through it, but, if you can't drive any better than this, you should not be in a car, and you should never put your kids in there with your suicidal ass. Who's sick of this behavior besides me?

WHEN WILL SOMEONE STOP HER???

Elton John might just be an idiot

He told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "The internet has stopped people from going out and being with each other from creating stuff. Instead people sit at home and make their own records, which doesn't bode well for long-term artistic vision. Hopefully the next movement in music will tear down the internet. It would be great to see the internet shut down for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span. "

Yeah, that's gonna happen Sir Elton. How wacked is this queen? Personally, I don't like sports..lets ban them from the Earth. Oh, I don't like piano playing twats sniveling has been tunes either. Get outta here, EJ, you moron.

Jordans baby...good luck Princess, you'll need it

Her name is not Crystal as predicted, nor Bunny as reported..the kids name is Princess Tiaamii. Umm, okay. Jordan says she loves her even though she's a ginger kid. What? Even though? Dumb bitch should be thankful anything remotely human looking emerged from that plastic snatch of hers. The kid is cute, even though she looks like her dad. It shocks me that he must have actually put his you know what in her you know what at least once. They should both be glad the kid isn't orange, like them.

Correction..my bad

Jenna Jameson just desperatly wanted Scarlett Johansson to play her. ScarJos reps say...

“Scarlett has never seen a script nor been approached about this project,” says a rep for the actress. “She also has no interest in playing this role.”

Well, good for her. She's still a ferret face, but, not a porn whore. Why doesn't Jenna give that role to someone who'd be thrilled to play a porn whore? Britney. She'd love it so much, she'd probably buy all her own costumes saving the production a fortune.

Midford Castle belongs to...

Nicolas Cage. Cage just bought the 18th century Gothic estate, near Bath...because he thought it was romantic. It has a bridge, forest and it's own ruined monastery. Top that Britney and Paris. Uhhh, is that a TV antenna on top? What, 10 million and no cable!???

Jude Law dating Cameron Diaz

Cameron says he's easy to fall for. But, with Jude it's more like take a number and wait.

Gyllenhaal and Witherspoon..caught

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon caught together in her car going from his house to her house. Why do they keep hiding it? No one cares, there was probably one bored pap following the bland vanilla couple and he was actually looking for Kim Kardashian. Is Jake afraid his boyfriend will find out?

Katie and Tom..return of the robot

Katie Holmes looks even more Stepford than usual. I think the real Katie isn't allowed out much. I also think the reason Tom holds her hand so much is because he had a tiny keyboard implanted in her palm and he's texting expected behavior commands to her circuits. Check it..that's an alien guard standing behind him.

Java run, skank face

Some of the "funny" websites have been doing cartoon Britneys. I just don't know what they can add. She's as bad as it gets in real. All the skanks in Hollywood need to learn to make coffee. Seriously..they have millions of damn dollars and can't make a cup of damn coffee. Britney's always running out for coffee looking like warmed over dog shit. BUY A COFFEE MAKER, YOU DUMB BROAD. How freekin' hard is that??

Pantyliner scratch and lick

Americas darling, Hayden Pantyliner..wtf is she doing? Molly Shannons creepy Catholic girl has nothing on this weird kid. She's moved way past sniffing her armpitts and into something in the teenage scat category.




I liked this photo of Pantyliner. She can slop on a warehouse full of eye makeup, she's still just average at best. Now, lets get to rehab, Panty, I'm bored!

Simple Twats go bye bye

The Simple Life has been cancelled. Didn't we all see that happening? With ParAss fresh out of jail and Nicole preggers wtf else could they do? The show was never that funny anyway, it was more shocking. Shocking how dumb ParAss was and shocking how crazy Nicole was. Here's a few things Paris Hilton has actually said..

"Last night, we were at the party for Elite Models, and there were no cabs on 42nd Street, so we walked. Every single person, even those 80 years old, were surrounding us and taking pictures. We stood there for literally an hour. It was really annoying."

"I hate the taste of alcohol, when I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull."

"I'm so smart now, everyone is always like, 'Take your top off.' Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."

"I want to have kids in the next two or three years. I just haven't found the right person. I can't wait to have a little daughter and dress her up."

"I don't want to go out, I don't want to party...I'm thinking about changes I need to make to my life."

"I think the biggest misconception about me is that I'm this spoiled brat. But I'm not. I'm, like, the total opposite."

"People love to hate us. But when you know us, you love us."

"All right, so I was out on Saturday. This girl looks at my boyfriend. She's like, 'Oh, are you a soccer player?' because he had a soccer shirt on. It pissed me off. I'm like, 'Get the hell away from him.' I pushed her and she fell on her ass on the floor. She sat there crying. She kept coming back like, 'I'm so sorry.' She kept trying to apologise. I'm like, 'Get away from me. Talk to the hand.' She was so desperate."

"I love Courtney Love, but I wouldn't let anyone spank me. The only person who could spank me is my boyfriend. Jason can spank me."

"Fake boobs are disgusting. I would never do it. It's so gross. Girls who are insecure and not pretty get fake boobs because they want guys to look. When you have a beautiful face, you don't need it. They don't feel good. We're classy broads." (Note: ParAss DID have implants and took them out.)

"I once won $6,000 in Vegas. I bought two ferrets, a mini tiger and a goat I named Billy. My room-mates let the tiger go because it kept pissing and crying."


"We were dancing but I never kissed her. We're just friends. Besides, I was with my boyfriend the whole time."

"I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris."

"I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn't realize it has everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap."

"If you have a beautiful face you don't need big fake boobs to get anyone's attention."

"I don't get it. We're not dead. I don't know why they're doing this." - Paris Hilton when she heard that E! True Hollywood Story was going to be about her and her sister Nicky.

"No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy. It doesn't matter what size you are, what color, whatever, what color hair you have, eyes, like if you have confidence, and you're a nice person and sweet, and you're funny, I think that's sexy."

"I'm like a real life Barbie, without boobs. I've never felt so flat in my life." - when meeting Pamela Anderson.

Doherty calls Moss an old rag

Pete says, "Kate (is) a nasty old rag. We fell out for the same old reason. She accused me of f**king this girl who lives around the corner."
"We were watching a DVD together and Kate started going, 'I could tell by the way you were sitting back there that you've f**ked her.' I said, 'You're out of your f**king mind."

"I wasn't up for being called a c**t and being kicked in the head. She's got an awful temper, I grabbed a guitar and books and said, ''I'm never going to be treated this way again.''
"Kate has broken my heart. Kate, if you love me, then realize I don't want any other girl."
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Yep, the way to get a woman back is to call her a nasty old rag. Is that a Brit thing, or is he just brain dead?

Dumbass Paris

ParAss Hilton has been cast in a movie. Seriously..why? The director said she owned the part. Is it the part of a spoiled brain dead wonkey eyed whore? Hmm. It's 2008’s Repo! The Genetic Musical, a sci fi futuristic thing that sounds like a weener, errr, winner. But, what do I know? I know enough not to cast ParAss. The genius heiress said...

"We go shoot next month in Toronto.” Paris mentioned she was looking forward to the Toronto shoot, because “I hear Greece is just beautiful in the fall.”


Yep. Be sure and get to Quebec too, ParAss, maybe you can tour the Parthenon.

Alli Sims singing

Alli singing some song from Le Miz. If this is her real voice, she's not bad, hella better than Britney. Kind of reminds me of a poor mans version of that chick from Phantom. She doesn't seem to do "tricks," I'm sick of tricks, you know? I see no reason why singing has to be a bunch of screeching divas trying to hit the highest note and reverberate thier voice on every word. My ass is tired of it. It's kinna nice just to hear someone..just sing. LISTEN.

5 min of "The Golden Compass"

Starring Nicole Kidman as the EVIL Marisa Coulter. This actually looks like great fun! I spy a hot old dude in there..haven't seen him in awhile.

'Nother baby...Dharma pops

Jenna Elfman and husband Bodhi have had their first child. The boy baby's name is Story Elias. Yeah, Story. >head shake< According to her reps the kid likes "classical music, a clean diaper, mom's boobs and long naps." Don't hold your breath for photos...she's a Scientologist. You know how that goes. Muggle eyes shall not behold the alien prince for, what, six months?

Sara Gilberts havin' a baby

Awwww, I always loved her on Roseanne. Then she got that terrible sitcom with Melanie Griffith, can't remember the name of it, it was sooo bad. So I hope she gets back into tv with something good after the baby's born. She's kinna brilliant. Oh, this is her second baby, but, her partner, Allison Adler gave birth to the first one, a boy named Levi who's about three now.

Jessica will keep her dads clothes on

Jessica Simpson will keep "our" clothes on says daddy.

Joe Simpson: "The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on."

Okay, the Oscar part is such a joke I won't even go there, but, why does this weirdo say "we" and "our"??? Jessica is an adult, her dad is friggin' creepy as hell. Maybe HE should be in the porn movie. Everyone's convinced the movie was the Jenna Jameson story. And that part went to...



Scarlett Johansson. Scarjo is scraping the bottom of the movie barrel for this piece of crap. There is no way it could be anything but serious bombing shit. Jenna is a plastic porn whore, nothing more. If you choose to be a porn whore, that's fine by me, but, don't tell me it's an interesting life that will make a great movie. No one but a few hard core wankers want to hear and see the depression that is you humping ugly men and women you don't know. Someone should slap some sense into Scarlett, but, she irritates me too, so go on, play the plastic porn whore. Dumbass. Don't cry to the Disher when you get booed at the box office.