Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Jon and Kate Gosselin do People magazine








People is famous for kissing the ass of celebs who pimp out their kids. You can waste your money on this bullshit, but, trust me, it's mostly rehashed moocher lies. I cut out the good parts. The Gosselins address nasty bloggers (like me) by wishing 8 kids on them, because what could be worse than 8 healthy kids, right Kate? That's a fate worse than death and no free tummy tuck. They want another kid even though Kate can't stand the kids they already have. Let me explain something to the un-Gosselin-educated here....when the Gosselin's say "We'd like to" it basically means "give us free." As in "Oh, we'd like to have a new camera" or "We'd like to have a new bar-b-que grill." A week later said item appears on the show...free of charge. As in "Our dream was to get married in Hawaii" Bingo..free trip to Hawaii. So, if Queen Kate wants a Korean baby, she will have one. And not one of those "icky" boy babies either. A girl. To see what "just one" is like. News flash, bitch..you will never have just one, you have 8 kids. You had them, you schemed to get them, you pimped them to hell and back, now get off your lazy, mooching, jobless, good for nothing, complaining, mean, bitchy, lipo suctioned, ignorant ass and take care of them.
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Just once, I'd like to see her take care of her own kids alone for one day. Just once. The thought of these two lazy moronic kid pimpers getting ANOTHER baby is the last straw for me. I am no longer amused. They should name the new kid Chump Change.

54 comments:

Anonymous said...

U shut up about Kate!!!! She is a GR8 mom and U R jelus. Shut up!!!!

Anonymous said...

I totally agree DD! I think they feel that getting ONE more, will liven the show up and people will start watching again, boost the ratings, and they will continue to get free stuff. KARMA is all I can say and I hope it slaps her straight in the face!

Anonymous said...

Being a fellow gossip blogger, I don't take the route of bashing "celebs", but more just give my readers the info and let them add their own bashing if they so choose. However, with that said I do think that the family gets things handed to them. Though is that much different then other multipule families where the town pulls together and helps them out? 8 kids is a lot, it makes since she would need an extra set of hands to make sure the kiddos are all safe. Now I do agree that Kate seems to be a bit grumpy, but wouldn't you be a little on edge with 8 kiddos in your face all day? Now I'm not sure how I feel about them wanting another child, but if they can provide an unwanted child with a loving home then why the heck not?

Anonymous said...

Being a fellow gossip blogger, I don't take the route of bashing "celebs", but more just give my readers the info and let them add their own bashing if they so choose. However, with that said I do think that the family gets things handed to them. Though is that much different then other multipule families where the town pulls together and helps them out? 8 kids is a lot, it makes since she would need an extra set of hands to make sure the kiddos are all safe. Now I do agree that Kate seems to be a bit grumpy, but wouldn't you be a little on edge with 8 kiddos in your face all day? Now I'm not sure how I feel about them wanting another child, but if they can provide an unwanted child with a loving home then why the heck not?

Anonymous said...

The problem is that they are not "providing a home for a unwanted child." Every company that donates something is "providing a home for this child."
No one told them to do invitro. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize you may get multiples from that.

Dirty Disher said...

How is it a "loving home" when they can't stand the children they gave birth to? Kate hates everything about being a mom except the TV cameras. A child is not a ratings booster, it's a human being.

Anonymous said...

Well put, DD. You very articulately said what I wanted to and could not. A GR8 mom? Are you kidding me? This woman hates to even touch her boys with a 10 foot pole and is teaching them by example that hitting and belittling your loved ones is the way to be. She is a pimp, a hypocrite, a grifter and on her way to becoming the most hated woman in America.

Anonymous said...

That show makes me want to vomit.
They should treasure the children they have. Does anyone think those eight children's lives will be better if they shoehorn another one in?
Ugly, greedy bastards. (Kate and the doormat, that is.) I hope they get exactly what they deserve.

Anonymous said...

Free college educations? Free private school? Where does it end? 'Cuz when it does, it will be a massive financial crash. Jon will kill himself. Or so Kate would want us to believe. I wonder if she's thot of bringing that in as plot twist to their "real" lives? Sympathy anyone?

Anonymous said...

YOU GO TO HELL ALL OF YOU. I WILL SHUT THIS BAD HORRIBLE WEB SITE DOWN I WILL MAKE SURE YOU CANT ATTACK INNOCENT GOOD DECENT CHRISTIAN PEOPLE ANYMORE. YOU STOP NOW OR FACE THE WRATH.

Anonymous said...

Piss off Sherri Shepherd.

Anonymous said...

ooooooooooo...we've got a defender!!! suppressing freedom of speech attempts?? this is AMERICA fucknut and people can express their views and if you don't like it: buh bye, you ain't forced to read this site!

Kate only sees dollars when she looks at her kids...someday she will be left alone with the kids, her husband and no corporate sponsors....what then??? huh huh???

miss tia (open id is being wonky today)

Anonymous said...

FACE THE WRATH...of anon? hee hee

Anonymous said...

Jon said "I'm not running away"...so that makes me think the thot had crossed his mind! LOL!!! Right?

Anonymous said...

Kate is pretty, but you can see in her eyes that she's a major bitch. She has to keep Jon, who else is ever gonna want her??? Maybe a Brad Pitt wannabe??? A man that would like to populate his own town? Maybe AJ can adopt the Gosselins? Thats an idea for her! "Slam, Bam" 8 more little foreign kids. Done & done!

Anonymous said...

Where's the rest of the article? The two sections that are here and totally cut and pasted. The third tidbit starts in the middle of a sentence. Anyone who comes from a big family knows how massively expensive and emotionally taxing it is so I think she does a pretty good job. Both I mean come on people. It's an edited tv show. Keep your emotions in check.

Anonymous said...

They have both had free orthodonture work done as well, obviously. I do remember seeing an episode of them all going to the dentist. Must have fixed them all up real good.

Anonymous said...

I watched this show because I thought Kate was sort of MILFy and then became fascinated with her narcissitic personality disorder and the pussy-whipped passive-aggression of Jon. So I did some background, and it turns out before the show, they had pretty much driven the entire state of PA insane with their whining for freebies, even though by all accounts Kate (as a nurse) bullshat her way into the fertitlity drugs by claiming a medical condition she doesn’t have, but knew how to fake.

Anonymous said...

6:52:00 PM suck fat load asshole. lick it bitchhole.

Anonymous said...

I started out admiring Kate, but, just because you have eight kids doesn't give you the right to treat your husband like he's a dog. He's a grown man and sometimes the way she talks to him is so degrading, it makes me cringe. I can't stand the woman or her money grubbing ways. The children have passed the cute stage and are now whiny brats who need a spanking.

Anonymous said...

Noone is perfect, including the Gosselins, but they aren't nearly as bad as you people act like you KNOW. Most of you have obviously not watched the show enough to see that they really do love their kids and take good care of them. I know I couldn't do it and stay sane.

Anonymous said...

Shut the hell up you know nothing about kate or jon gosselin or their family. i would like to see you raise eight kids you fucking perez hilton wanna be. if you lived in kates life you might know but you dont so screw off

Anonymous said...

Ha, Ha, the Grosselins strike again. Greedy, grubby hands out for anything they can get. Kate is also now shilling for Kmart lay-a-way when she wouldn't even let her kids wear a tee shirt from Walmart. Heaven forbid they wear anything less expensive the the Gap and get dirty playing like normal children.
Worse parents in America and God save those kids. I hope the kids sue their parents, Figure 8, TLC and the rest of the exploiters blind. Hey, if I was a lawyer I'd be circling their 18th birthdays on my calendar.
And shut up Kate. 8 children is not a curse to anyone but YOU! And yet she has her little faithful numbnut fans. Sad. The fans are just about as intelligent as Jon. You know the guy she tells is fat, bald, breathes too loud. Yet, he'd not run away. What's that called again? Masochistic?

Anonymous said...

I used to like the show & them but even before reading blogs I started to dislike the show. I think you do a great job on this website. Some of the comments people leave blow my mind that's for sure. Jon & Kate don't know anything about raising kids. They have always had other people do it for them.

dizzy_squishling_and_bean said...

For those who think that people speaking out about the Gosselins know nothing...Check out http://truthbreedshatred.blogspot.com/

Written by Aunt Jodi's sister, endorsed by Aunt Jodi herself. She appears in a video on this blog confirming EVERYTHING that is said.

Kate is not a great mother, she's a low to average grade mother. She's a good pr person for her family is what she is. I wouldnt be surprised if some of these nasty comments that have been left are from Jon himself. He likes to troll the blogosphere and bitch people out when they dont like him or his families way of doing things.

Oh and if they do adopt a child they will not be providing a home for the child, the child and her new siblings will be the ones providing the home.

Anonymous said...

These two parents are pathetic, beyond pathetic. They are the worst of their generation. They wanted these kids, they got them. It is not entertainment for me to watch the kids being infantalized, ignored and told they are gross. It isn't fun to see Jon groveling for a few kind words from someone who clearly thinks she is superior. These two don't have a college education between them (and don't say her vocational RN degree, please) and yet those chose to have these treatments? They need to read what the Dionne quints wrote, but they won't because they are greedy, selfish, lazy creeps who do not care if pedophile pervs all over the world are using their kids' images for fun and profit. They make me sick!!!

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Anonymous said...

I think it's funny how all of you think Kate is such a bitch for wishing 8 children upon you. In case you haven't realized, raising 8 kids under the age of 8 is a very demanding job. Growing up in a big family, I know that my mother would treat my father the way Kate treats Jon out of frustration. Wouldn't any mother after dealing with 8 young children all day be somewhat annoyed? My father understood, and my parents are still together and love each other. It's not that Jon and Kate don't love each other or their kids, there are just a lot of people in one house. And so what if they want one more kid? That makes 11 people in their family, which is a lot less than the amount of kids in the Duggar family (who are also on TLC, but they have 17, going on 18, children). I’m sure it will take a lot longer for them to go through the adoption process than it took people like Madonna or Angelina Jolie. And for those of you who are bashing the Gosselins for taking a risk using invitro, so what? They wanted children, so they took the risk. Thousands of people take that risk every day and most of them do not end up with sextuplets. Some only have one baby, or no babies! Also, Kate does not encourage hitting by the boys (as stated in a previous post). Whenever the children hurt each other or say hurtful things, they are sent to time out. I think Jon and Kate are teaching them to be kind and loving individuals, as well as leading by example (though I’m sure many of you will disagree). If you don’t like the family so much, just ignore them. It’s that simple. I’m sure they’re not getting everything handed to them on a silver platter, as many of you think. If they were, Jon wouldn’t be working everyday and they would be living in a better house. So stop worrying about it.

Anonymous said...

It sounds like there are alot of jealous people out there "hating" on this family. Companies, doctors, whoever is giving them this money did not ask any of you for it. I guarantee that if someone offered "free" help to any of you anytime you would take it but becasue you aren't on the receiving end you have to "hate" on these people. So Sad

Unknown said...

no kidding. So sad how people hate on Jon and Kate for pimpin out their children, so sad how people hate on them because they use their children as bait to get freebies. So sad. They are needy parents after all, so poor they can't handle things on their own. So sad. Riiiiight.

:::rolls eyes:::

laura linger said...

My hate for Lord and Lady Gosselin Gimmemore is well-known and legion. What I am hating her specifically for in this instance: failing to wear a beautiful Hawaiian wedding dress and flowers in her hair for her sham ceremony. Nope, not Kate...gotta maximize the number of freebies, the number of spa visits and load up on the manufactured drama. It's all so unnecessary. Part of the reason why Hawaiian women are so beautiful is because they are so NATURAL.

Baffled said...

If they were, Jon wouldn’t be working everyday and they would be living in a better house. So stop worrying about it.

Yooo hooooo... Jon doesn't work every day. He stays home with Kate and the kidlets. They are planning to move to a multi-million dollar house.

Any other dumb comments you'd care to make?

Anonymous said...

Just leave them alone and worry about your own lives

Anonymous said...

Have you all noticed that the defenders of Kate's behavior are all foaming at the mouth, can't type to save their lives (insert text speak) and swear up a storm? Nice way to get your point across...

I think anyone with two brain cells to rub together can see that Jon & Kate are exploiters, that hide behind a false "Christian title" to garner sympathy and monetary goods. Everyone else just likes to say, "U dont know what thy go thru you evil bastards U go to Hell...blah blah blah h8 h8 h8!" Come on... (laughing out loud!).

Anonymous said...

its sad you have nothing better to do then to bash a family. if you hater he so much why do you spend your free time talking about her?

Anonymous said...

you really have problems.i can't believe you can talk about her like that.i hope you have 8 or more kids and go crazy.you don't even watch the show. she is a perfectly good person and mom at the same time.she got all that free because people care unlike you. say all you want, SHE WON'T CARE.AT ALL.NEVER EVEN A LITTLE.

Anonymous said...

no matter what you say, i will never dislike them. ever. but i hate you. you do a terrible job posting this blog.i can't stand people people who do tis. i bet you're an ugly fat person .

Anonymous said...

Why don't YOU get a job...you call watching television and commenting on it a JOB? Get real, get off your own lazy ass, then comment on others lives.

Anonymous said...

What bothers me most about Kate is the fact that she has a personal vindetta against her parents and obviously Jon's while denying those children the love of their grandparents. Someday she will pay for that!! I am sure the grandparents long for a relationship with those kids.

Anonymous said...

Instead of putting there fosus on bringing another child into this, they should focus on getting help for Mady. I have never seen Kate as much as run the bath water.I coudn't imagine her with a child that had special needs.
Loos like they will be getting NEW van handed to them if they do adopt. The current one only holds 10. I heard a 8000 sq. ft home with a built in pool was being built for them in North Carolina to make it much more convienent for the producers and film crew. Kate wrote a book with her best friend Beth. In the interview by Robin on GMA, the book was focused on but you never heard Beth's name once and she co-authored it. I haven't seen family nor a friend of their's in months in one show.

Anonymous said...

don't hate!! I'm sure you'll eventually come up with the money.... for the tummy tuck that is...eventually. If you weren't such a bitch and actually got off your ass

Anonymous said...

I know that this show is largely about children... but isn't the addition of a cute kid to an otherwise successful show one of the criteria for jumping the shark?

Anonymous said...

Anyone who'd pimp out there kids for personal gain shouldn't be a parent. By way Jon QUIT his job and Kate hasn't worked since the first season of the show.

Also if the Gosslings are what a typical Christian is, {i.e. lie, shutting family members out of your life if they disagree with you.. treating your husband like a dog} sure as hell makes me GLAD I'm not one.

Anonymous said...

The Gosselins are grifters. Bad behavior shouldn't be rewarded.

Anonymous said...

Here is Jon and Kate's new home paid for by their kids.

http://marketing.remaxdesigncenter.com/45262/348034/index.ipv

If you've seen the TLC commercial of them running down a hill with a red barn in the background, thats on their new property in Wernersville, PA .

So much for them being poor eh?

I hope Churches start saying NO to paying their $25.000 speaking fee, as thats NOT what people pay tithes for.

pjd said...

The new very large home will not have room enough for them soon. Each home they are in, Kate has to load up with cheap furniture. Remember the wall units for toys? The kids didn't keep their toys in the plastic bins so she solved that problem. What a joke. She spends, spends, spends.
She says they pass on all the donated clothes, toys, etc. What they do is sell everything, either by consignment or at their own sales. We only have Mrs. Greedy's word the proceeds go to charity.
I agree they should shut down the TV program, etc., and allow the children a normal life. Also, Mr. No-man-at-all should go to work. However, please, no one suggest Cruel Kate, R.N. go back to nursing! Would you like to be treated the way she treats her family when they are sick?
She is like Cinderella's wicked step-mother with her own.
As for those who amazingly stand up for the Mrs. Evil Witch and Mr. NMAA, you must be as awful this couple.

pjd said...

The new very large home will not have room enough for them soon. Each home they are in Kate has to load up with cheap furniture. Remember the wall units for toys? The kids didn't keep their toys in the plastic bins so she solved that problem. What a joke. She spends, spends, spends.
She says they pass on all the donated clothes, toys, etc. What they do is sell everything, either by consignment or at their own sales. We only have Mrs. Greedy's word the proceeds go to charity.
I agree they should shut down the TV program, etc., and allow the children a normal life. Also, Mr. No-man-at-all should go to work. However, please, no one suggest Kate go back to nursing. What a horrible nurse! Would you like to be treated the way she treats her family when they are sick?
She is like Cinderella's wicked step-mother with her own.
As for those who amazingly stand up for the Mrs. Evil Witch and Mr. NMAA, you must be as awful this couple.

Anonymous said...

Really? They have things handed to them? Have you read Kate's book, Multiple Blessings? If not, then you should. It would get you to shut your mouths about how they've just had everything handed to them. Yes, they do have a lot of things given to them now, but they're famous now and that's how it is with all celebrities. It wasn't like that in the beginning, though. They had NOTHING for almost 3 years after Kate got pregnant. And their children are just as happy as any other children are. They aren't mistreated or forced into this. Kate has said numerous times that if a child doesn't want to film that day, they don't have to. Incase you haven't noticed there are many episodes where there will be a child or two absent for a lot of it, and that is because if the kids don't want to film that day, they don't have to. I think the Gosselins deserve everything that they've been given.

Anonymous said...

Anon(s), your comments are beyond inane. Your intelligence and discernment makes me shudder that you may be able to vote. Actually if you have a driver's license it is of concern.

Anonymous said...

my issue with the gosselin parents is a finacial one.i would say money might have been tight the first two season's.but surely by now they have enough money to provide the kids with all there needs.yet kate still makes claims that the kids don't have college funds or they can't retire.for starters don't you have to have a job to retire.and if they are so concerned about college funds,maybe they could swap some of those free trips for savings bonds.i got two kids who don't get offered any free trips cause i didn't pop out four more with them.kate needs to realize tthat vactions and designer clothes are extras.kids don't need them to be happy and healthy.why would you charge a church a speaking fee anyway when most of the members are less fortunate than you are.that's not very charitable at all

venturesfan said...

Kate has "turned into" a mercenary, status-whoring monster????? Is this what people really believe? Read the interview with the lucky guy who ALMOST ended up married to her, instead of Jon!

Women like Kate Gosselin are why America's divorce rate is so staggeringly high. Wake Up people! Holding her up as any kind of example of decency or family values, is ASININE in the extreme!

Kate is the archetype of the blindly purposeful, totally self-indulgent, "What's Love got to do with it" BABY MACHINE, the woman who is completely ruled by her basest hormonal instincts. SHE'S JUST A COW. She goes through creating EIGHT dependents that she and her wimp husband have NO way of supporting. She should be down on her knees, kissing the ground, in thanks and gratitude to her children, who have made the reality show thing possible in the first place.

But NO . . . . .PRINCESS Kate is resentful and sarcastic about doing ANYTHING off-camera, that involves her with HER children. Can you believe THAT? What total nerve and GALL!

I don't blame Jon for having the affair, but rather for being too panty-waist to have walked out of this sick perverted scenario, and sued for sole custody. Of course, he's no prize specimen either, and I'm sure between the two of them, you couldn't find adequate caring parenting for ONE child, let alone EIGHT!!!

With parents like these as examples, it should come as no mystery that this country is racing to the dogs at break-neck speed.

Team 8 said...

OMG! Kate filed for divorce? Now she can legally screw her bodyguard.

Anonymous said...

I wish all of you would stop saying bad things about jon and kate. I would love to see you in their shoes and see if you could do any better with the kids and a lazy husband like jon.

Anonymous said...

Kate was absolutely right when she spanked Leah. Leah ignored her mother and such a behavior should be corrected. If Kate would have let that be Leah would have absolutely ignored her mother in the future. I bet every child got spankeda at least once in their childhood.