Top 10 Things You Don’t Know About Women...by JLH

Jennifer Love Hewitt to Esquire..
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1. PMS is not a lame excuse to be able to yell at you. It’s a great excuse.
2. We really can pump our own gas. It’s just that we’ve got this fantasy of you as a ’30s-era full-service station attendant. You’d look so cute in the hat.
3. We’re not complimented when you call your ex a slut. She dated you, too. So what are we?
4. We’re smart enough to know that smell is always the dog.
5. Yes, we can dish it out.
6. No, we can’t take it.
7. We want to raise children. We just don’t want you to be one of them.
8. Women are meant to talk and men to listen. We don’t want to be fixed; we want to be heard.
9. When we ask if you’ve had any work done, it’s because we want to know what our kids will really look like.
10. When we ask you how we look, it’s okay to lie; when we ask you how she looks, you better lie.
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Give me one reason why I souldn't like this cute girl with the big butt?

Amy really goes to rehab

I waited a day to post it because she's fooled me before, but, this time it seems to be real. Amy Winehouse is in rehab. Her dad came with her and also Kelly Osbourne. Kelly had told Amy if she ever decided to do rehab that she would be there for her and she kept her promise. I knew she would, Kelly's a good egg. I'm glad Amy has a real friend.

Terri Irwin NOT in khaki !

What? I figured she had khaki ball gowns too. Bindi looks cute there, but, they both still make me uncomfortable.

"whore in a club"..now WHO could that be?

From Shanna Moakler's MySpace :
Friday, January 25, 2008

"A woman is like a teabag, only in hot water do you realize how strong she is" Current mood: betrayed

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Im gonna TRY to make this short and sweet….
I am VERY far from where I would like to be in my career, I'm from a small town in the smallest state, I've started working as a teen model and lived in every city and beat the streets in every town, taking every audition, I modeled, I did pageants I took every meeting I could, I've been rejected 1000 times and I never gave up…I took every one liner, bit part I could, I didn't have my daddy's name or some hollywood connection, I worked my ass off, and no I may not be in the A list, but I have drive and conviction and ambition… and I wont ever stop trying to be involved in projects that I enjoy and get the opportunity's that allow me to show what it is I strive to do…I grew up watching musicals with talents such as Ann Miller and Fred Astaire and that is the sole reason I moved across the country to this city with the dream to be a part of this industry.

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with that said,

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never in all my life, if I thought for one second with all that I have done, (and I am actually proud of what I have accomplished), did I ever think having a confrontation with a whore in a club or the complete heartbreaking ups and downs of my marriage which sadly have to play out in front on the public, would take center stage from what it is I actually LOVE doing…

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it makes me fucking sick and sad….. that the reality is having a sex tape and letting men piss on you, getting dui's , flashing your crotch and going to jail is apparently today, the image young men and woman strive for to get their foot in the door… thats not talent and it sure doesn't deserve fame. I mean thats the message i see everyday in my TV, in my papers, on my radios…

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i dont want to be known for any of this!! ill keep my small time reality show and my dignity and keep it moving! my marriage is just not up for entertainment anymore.

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and perez hilton…go fuck yourself. i guess making fun of everyone in times of trouble shows exaclty the caliber of your class. but look who you named yourself after. maybe i just dont get the "jokes". but its a form of entertainment ill pass on.
signing off.

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health, wealth and yes all the happiness you can stand! SHANNAXOXO

Fart sniffing LongWhoria

Eva insists she and Tony are so newly married that she has never passed gas in front of him. Eva: "I save it for myself. You have to keep the mystery."
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Saves it for herself?? Given a choice, I think everyone in the world would rather hear Eva farting over Eva talking. Cutting the cheese isn't a mystery..why she brought it up is.

Celebs lip sync for Ellens Birthday

Pretty cute.

Ringo Starr - Liverpool 8 LIVE

I'm in the mood to be hated..this guy sucks beyond suck. He can't sing a lick and the lyrics are pathetic. I've heard drunks in alleys write better tunes. Get back to the choo choo, Ringo.

Nicolas Cage is pretty mad at the fat bitch

Nick just issued the following statement to TMZ: "I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog. I am reaching out to my fans -- many of whom are children -- so they know that I do not condone drunk driving or theft. The reason why you've never seen a mug shot of me is because it does not exist."

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Ha..I just said fat bitch to get you guys all riled up. Worked, huu?

Lenny Kravitz hasn't been laid in three years

Lenny says he's celibate and waiting for marriage.

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"[It's] just a promise I made until I get married. Where I'm at in life, the women have got to come with something else, not just the body, but the mind and spirit. It usually trips them out, but that's the way it's going to be. I'm looking at the big picture."

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Honey, you aint gettin' any because you look like OJ Simpson these days. If chicks got hot over killer looks they'd be writing Charlie Manson. He's more obtainable.

7 kids???

Besides the twins she's supposed to be carrying, Angie and Brad are planning to adopt a Katrina orphan they met recently.
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From the good ol' Star..."Brad met a little girl and fell completely in love. He and Angie had already decide that their next child would be a daughter. They were originally going to adopt a girl from Africa, but now Brad is sure this child is the one."
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I have no idea if any of it's true, but, one things for sure..they will have another kid soon. Betcha!

Dishy Links

Britney's Uncle Road Kill Willie who lives in a camper says "She is a ruthless little thing, make no mistake. Nobody controls her. " Read the rest HERE.

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Who IS Suri's real dad??? HERE

Eva expects a lot

LongWhoria says hubby Tony has something very special planned for Valentines day! I'd laugh if it was a divorce. She says he gave her Christian Louboutins and a diamond tennis bracelet for Christmas. Yeah, he knows your shoe size, Whoria..most guys would be hard pressed to tell you their wife's eye color. Pffft.

Baby Spears...who's gonna raise you?

According to the Star (snicker) Jamie Lynn has rethought all this teenage mom stuff and decided to give her baby to Lynne to raise and get back to her exciting career of being Britney's sister! Uh hu. Yay, Lynne needs another kid to raise! Get the camera! Lights! Are the tap dancing lessons in place? The singing lessons? Call Gerber and tell 'em they have a new face! Alert the baby beauty contests! Don't worry small Spears, you'll look great in fishnets! You'll have your own reality show by the time you can wave bye bye. It's all so exciting!

Britney..still crazy

I can't keep the idiot antics of her idiot ass straight anymore. The court depo goes on. I don't even care, so you can go to TMZ to read a min by min account and see live footage of the bathroom door or whatever. All I know is she first showed up with her braless tits sagging and a Budweiser cup of..water? She needs Judge Judy to slap her ass down for that shit.

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The crazy train rolled on when she showed up at an elementary school in Beverly Hills and told them she was picking up her kids who don't even go there. Then she said it was her new lawyers kids and was all confused and babbling. Brit is no longer even allowed to speak to her own children so she's freaking other peoples kids out now...nice.

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THEN she invited 6 paps into her house to party and then forgot and freaked out screaming for Sam Lufti to get them out and what were they doing in her house?? I wish I lived in LA..I'd just show up at her house and tell her I worked there. Then I'd grab one of the rooms in her mansion and quietly blog about her happenings and watch cable TV all day. Oh, wait, I do that anyway. But, I bet I could find her stash and water the dogs.

Unconfirmed pregnancy rumors

1.Tori Spelling lost all the baby weight and is now preg again according to In Touch Weekly. Tori and her hubby adore baby Liam and they're good parents. I think this rumor is true and look for them to announce it soon.

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2. Angie has two buns in her oven according to X17. We all know they want more..so I'm giving this rumor a maybe and I hope it's true.

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3. Avril Lavigne is preg according to "sources"...I don't care. Her baby might be interesting, but, she's not.

Foofy Foofy still needs some lovin'

I don't care what anyone says..I think Flavor Flav is adorable. And such a...guy! It didn't work out with Brigitte Nielsen, so he's still looking for love and his Flav O Love 3 will be back February 11. I can't wait. I think Gitte should have kept him, even though he only came up to her belly button.

Nip this in the bud

Let's stop this trend right now. First Lucy Liu shows up at the Valentino shindig in some crazy wrap that looks like a giant version of those accordion party decorations and I wondered if it unfolded into a monster stork. Then SJP is seen wearing..wtf is that? D-Lister guy called it a giant scrunchie which I found pretty funny. I really just think it's funny that a guy would know what a scrunchie is. You REALLY are gay D-List guy, I thought maybe it was a net persona. Love SJP's booties though, those are hot!

Movie link

10 Things I Hate About You part 1

Thanks to Kiramyxenga for taking the time to upload this movie for us.

Remembering Heath Ledger

Here's Heath in that adorable scene from 10 Things I Hate About You where he sings Cant Take My Eyes Off Of You. Such a cute movie and Heath was so gorgeous. You can watch the entire movie on You Tube, if you want.

Kathleen Turner hates Nicolas Cage

"Oh, that stupid voice of his and the fake teeth! Honestly, I cringe to think about it. He caused so many problems," Turner writes. "He was arrested twice for drunk driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He'd come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket."

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She hates other people too, but, I don't care because she's icky. I'm glad she got fat, I never thought she was good looking anyhow and the only thing she's good for is playing raging bitches and serial killers (though I admit I love War Of The Roses.) Bitch needs to go away now before she scares the children.

Tony's sick of Jessica

Here's the latest and funniest gossip on the Tomy Romo and Jessica Simpson romance. He wants to be done with her, but, she won't let him. (I think Mayer went through that too) Tony even told her they should be "just friends", but, Jess either didn't get it or she just bulldozed the guy into being her boy friend. Tony's bright idea to get rid of her now is taking her on a hunting trip with no friends, no entourage, NO daddy Joe. I doubt Tony would shoot her, but, if I was him, I'd leave her in the woods. You know she'd never find her way home. Even if there were signs saying "The Way Home" with red arrows pointing at her house.

John Mayer deleted all his blog posts

John first deleted the post defending Jessica Simpson, then he deleted everything and posted "Done & Dusted & Self Conscious & Back To Work."

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Oh, fer cripes sake, John, you had one of the very very few celeb blogs that wasn't ass licking media whoring shit talking, written by some publicist crud. Get it back! He has a contact addy on there.. john@johnmayer.com

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I'm emailing him..not that he'll give a shit, but, well, damn. Hey, John, I feel like an ass at least once a week, but, I hang in there.

What???!!!!!!

Marcia Cross is on Capitol Hill in Washington DC lobbying for better laws for women being forcibly sent home from hospitals one day after having breasts removed. What? They do that?????? OMG! She calls them “drive-through mastectomies" and wants laws saying the woman and her doctor should decide how long she stays.
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I am totally ignorant to this practice, but I know a mastectomy is a big deal..it's not just removing a breast. There are muscles removed too and they need physical therapy to get moving again. Has anyone had this operation..can you tell us more??

Just curious thought

Matilda Ledger's Godfather is Jake Gyllenhaal. I didn't know that before, did you? The traditional role of Godfather (besides giving kick ass birthday gifts) is to take the place of a father in the childs life in the event of that parents death. When you say yes to being a Godparent, you never in a million years think that person could actually die. I wonder what his role in Matilda's life will be now? I wonder if Michelle will think Matilda needs him and what he's willing to do? The little girl has two Grandfathers, so maybe she won't expect or want anything..I don't know. It's still interesting. Man, that kid is cute..she looks just like her dad. Poor sweet baby.

He has a new name

Sean Combs, Puff Daddy, Puffy, Pee Diddy, Diddy, The Puffster..."I have always evolved and taken a different name," he says. "Right now I want to be Sean John because that’s where I am right now.”

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Is it okay if I just call him Shit-Fer-Brains? AssHat is already taken by John Travolta.

More than unfortunate

Is Hilary Swank doing a tranny movie?

Bloggers movie reviews

I hate movie critics..I never agree with them, well, almost never, but, I love when my fav bloggers do reviews because they're one of us and not all smarty pants about it.

Agent Bedhead reviews the classic Night of the Living Dead. "Give Me Back My Broken Night,
My Mirrored Room, My Secret Life." Nice.

Crabbie reviews Death Sentence and Dragon Wars. Holy crap..bad huu? I'm so glad you're doing reviews again crabbie, you're very good at it and it always turns out..you're right. Dang.

Adnan Ghalib...more of his interview

Adnan is so star struck. Poontangs going to use him worse than soap-on-a-rope in a prison shower.

Idiots!

The freekin' Babtists! They've picketed me at work (and worse), but, I ignore them. Why would anyone want to hurt someone's family like this? If you want to see something really funny, click HERE. I have it in my favs.

I hope this is a wig

Halle Berry and her new short curly hair. Oh, and Henna tats. She says she's due in March, but, I think she's just trying to throw the paps off...she looks like she was due yesterday.

Dowg found a home

Dowg is gone, he found his person. A young guy in a pickup truck, he looked like a part time farmer, the truck had a hay bale in it and some farm looking tools. First he came out here and just sat in his truck and looked at Dowg, while Dowg looked at him. Then he brought him McDonalds and they got friendly. Dowg likes McDonalds and pickup trucks. I have no doubt it was Dowgs choice and I trust his judgement. I'm real glad because it's 10 below zero here with a wind chill of about 40 below. Thought you'd all want to know. Goodbye Dowg..have a good life, buddy.

Seems everybody's making fun of Tom Cruise

Craig Ferguson's take on the Scientologist. Tom can't have everyone killed..can he???

Jack Nicholson...revelations

I am SOOO not interested in celeb opinions about the death of Heath Ledger. Yesterday I was just flat pissed off and depressed about it all, today is a better day for me. Thanks for putting up with me. Anyhow, I was floored by Jacks reaction..he said: “That’s horrible…. I warned him!”

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Later he explained that he's almost driven off a cliff while taking Ambien once. Geez Louise..as a true insomniac who's been prescribed Ambien for years, I have to wonder what the fuck he was doing driving on Ambien. It's a sleeping pill. Why would you take a sleeping pill and drive?? What is he? Britney now? Some things celebs say are in the "just goofy" category.

Pink gets reamed by the horse people

Pink's upset and speaking out about the treatment of horses by carriage ride people in NYC. She says the poor horses have to walk on concrete all day and breathe car fumes.

Rep for NYC carriage horses: "They have specialized shoes for concrete, and we haven't had one animal cruelty violation from the three agencies that oversee us. A true 'Stupid Girl' is one who talks publicly about something she knows nothing about."

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Geez, they don't have to get so nasty..she's just a person who likes horses, though she should have done her homework. We all think it would be nice if horses were only seen in green pastures, but, that's not the way it is. We should be glad they aren't being mistreated and seem to like their jobs. Some animals live in cities, it's just a fact. There are worse people to fight all over the world.

Meat head

Sorry for a personal post on a weekday, but, the Grease Brothers are at it again. Those assholes fight more than Denise and Charlie. Besides all the big blogs and news sites are too busy exploiting Heath Ledgers demise to print anything worth commenting on.

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That top pic I took about a week ago. I showed it to crabbie after he whined to see it, and he goes.."A guy grilling, real scary." I was about to go off in my usual indignant self righteous female tirade when I realized that's exactly what he wanted and he was fucking with my blond head. It's his hobby. No, this pic isn't scary, the Grease Brothers are. That bottom pic, I just took. It's the Neanderthals grill under my stair way. It was 9 am and the grill is smoking hot. Fucking weird. Crazy Grease also dumped all the dirty laundry down there in the hall. Lovely.

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So anyhow..Crazy Grease is at it again..he's all screaming, banging, tearing things up. Maniac style..good mornin' weird psycho. Okay, two things happened before today. One, Dawg showed me they aren't that bad. They were going towards Dowg with a huge thick branch and I saw it out the window. I went crazy and ran out to save Dowg. I might be scared of 'em, but, no one's fucking with Dawg! I got out there all breathless and they were just playing fetch with him. Doh me. So I pretended I was just changing his water and went in.

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The second thing that happened is..I ran out of cigarettes Sunday. Got on my high horse and decided it's too frickin' cold to get out just for nicotine and I am not a slave to the tobacco companies. Yeah right. Anyhow, Crazy Grease should be afraid of ME today.

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So this time when Crazy Grease starts his crazy crap and my pictures got knocked off the wall, I marched my ass right down those stairs and pounded on their greasy glued together door. "Knock it off! Now!" Imagine how I felt when I saw Greasy and he's not the scary big ones. He's the little scrawny bad complexion one, in need of some Flintstone vitamins and some Clearasil. Oh, dear, this is bad. His big bad Greasy brothers were holding him back as he yelled at me "Bring it on! Come on!" Like a granny is going to fight him in her fuzzy pink bathrobe. Hmm. Then I notice the stupid little fucker isn't even really fighting against bigger Greasies..he's just bumping his chest on 'em and pretending. I know it's wrong, I know it's not smart..but, I couldn't help it. I laughed. First a snicker, then it was out of control. I was cracking up. That made Crazy Grease furious. I swear to you..I think I can take this guy. Brang it on, Baby Grease!

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So, stop worrying about me..I am not afraid of the GB's anymore. He's still hissy fitting and tearing their place up right now. No skin off my nose. I'm off to work today so he can scream all afternoon..but, he'd better shut up when I get home tonight. Or hope to fuck I got some smokes (I may or may not..haven't decided). Granny good witch needs her prime time. :)

This bitch must give great head

Denise Richards can put her kids in her reality show and daddy Sheen can go suck it. A judge said so.

Lindsay Lohan crying over Heath

The Blow sobbing and texting over the tragedy. Fuck..now we have to endure not only speculation about how Ledger died but see photos of who's sad and read what's celebs said about him. Shut the fuck up..I don't care. Blohan knew him, I didn't, but, I don't think her reaction is anymore important than a fart in the wind. So she showed him some vagina once or twice awhile back? If The Blow had to mourn every guy she slept with with, we'd have coffins lined up from coast to coast and a black wreath on the sliding double door to her used up celebrity vagina. My point being..shut the fuck up. Oh..I already said that. Michelle Williams has the right to be devastated, she lost her daughters father. But, frankly, I don't care about her snooty bad haircut ass either. I am sorry for the kid..that's sad. And his parents...that's sad too. But, fuck all this morbid filler and stupid taseless crap.

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Go ahead, call me a cunt..see if I give a fuck.

Does anyone else think this is very weird?

There's John Mayer backstage with Miley Cyrus after a Hannah Montana concert. So, like the dork/fan I am, I go clicking to John's blog to see if he says anything about the big concert and why the fuck he was there. He didn't..but I did find this..
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"Went out to dinner Thursday night. My car. One glass of wine. Carpooled from dinner to go out to one more place. Everyone in my car. At the next spot, I do the Diet Coke with Lime thing. My favorite scotch (Lagavulin 16 year) arrives under my nose. "Can't do it," I say. Then I find out my friend has switched to Designated Driver and has a plan that involves everyone getting home safe. Cool. I love Lagavulin when the time is right. Now it's the end of the night and I'm feeling wonderfully buzzy and ready to get dropped off to my house in my car, except the person that was going to follow my car in the DD's car to drive him back isn't in shape to drive either. It's 2 o'clock in the morning. I call my housemate Chad. Chad's sleeping. He was in the studio all day. I explain to him that I need him to jump in the back seat of my car, ride to the DD's car and drive me back home. Of course Chad says "yes" and comes through like a champ. A champ, I say. Here's what I want to tell you: If I, incredibly hot/fugly John Mayer can make that call, so can you."
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So don't drive drunk..John Mayer says so. What would we do without John to show us the way?? He's like Jesus only he can play the guitar.

OMG!

Now I know why Rebecca Romijn married Jerry O'Connell..because the guy has balls of steel and he's hilarious! Rebecca will probably be a widow as soon as Tom Cruise sees this thing. May the force be with you , Jerry!

Adnan's wife

Lynn Berry, Mrs. Adnan Ghalib has filed for a legal separation. She cites irreconcilable differences. Yeah, that and the fact that her husband's on TV telling everyone he wants to marry Britney Spears. Silly purse, silly pearls, silly marriage. Meanwhile Spears has purchased a map to her ass, but, she can't read it because it's in British.

Adnan yappin'

Adnan is either a real good actor or he loves him some crazy Poontang. I watched all of it on tv and he was asked if he loved her..he replied "It's hard not to." He was asked if he'd marry her, he said.."Who wouldn't?" Ummm, anyone who didn't just fall off the crazy train and get hit with the pantiless caboose? Choo choo! You go Adnan. He says this relationship is far from over. I hope Poontang sees the interview so she knows that. Otherwise she'll just be scratching her pimply ass and going "Adnan who, bloody 'ell, mates!" You know, because she's from England now. And it's half pased a monkeys ass and time for her meds.

Note..The two lovebirds were back together last night and he hit a motorcyclist with her car. No one was hurt.

Amy winehouse not in rehab

Oh, she just drives me crazy..go to rehab you nutty wench! Her dad now says Amy isn't in rehab she was just going to a clinic for her problems. What problems? She's so normal.

RIP Heath

Heath Ledger was an incredible talent who chose his career moves based on playing roles that were challenging rather than settling for being just another Hollywood hunk. My favorite Heath movie is Candy (played by Abbie Cornish). I loved him in it, so there's some pictures.

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I'm tired of the speculation concerning his passing already. All I know for sure is his parents say is was an accident and he was sick with pneumonia when he died and that he possibly took too many sleeping pills. I can see how that could happen. It's just so incredibly sad.

Heath Ledger ..found dead

28 year old actor, Heath Ledger was found dead in his Soho home in NYC today by his housekeeper. No word on the cause of his death yet, but, this is pretty shocking. Heath had a two year old daughter, Matilda, with actress Michelle Williams.

Update: The AP reports Heath’s death was the result of a possible drug overdose.

Londons thirsty

What is it? It's Britney Spears's dog, London, licking condensation off a window. Now, granted, some dogs will lick anything just for the fun of it, but, how often do you think this little guy gets checked? Don't call PETA..he's making such a valiant effort to stay alive, I admire him.

Too cute not to share

I was looking for something and came across this cute site all about a purse themed wedding. It has all kinds of purse ideas from purse cakes to purse placecard holders, most you could make. Could be just a cute party theme too... HERE.

Wigrun rehab

Amy Winehouse slapped her black wig back on, grabbed a caulking gun and slammed on some eyeliner and checked into rehab today. Her daddy went with her to the Edward House a private rehabilitation clinic. Good luck to the staff there. She'll probably crawl out a window tonight, shimmy down a drain pipe and smoke the lawn.

"The Business of Being Born" trailer

Executive producer..Ricki Lake. I can't wait to see this.

The Artful Dodger's changed his wicked ways (he says)

Pete Doherty: "Obviously I'm off the drugs now. (My public persona is) nothing more than a horrible, cartoon-like monster that bears no relation to the quiet, shy, retiring, teetotal, police-loving, clean-nosed poet you see before you now."

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And that is why I love Pete. He's funny. And while I laugh at the "teetotalling" thing, I'm glad he's stopped trying to die. And I'll bet his beloved cats are through the worst of their DT's and happily munching the UK version of Meow Mix by now.

Denise and Charlie..at it again

Denise Richards is all excited because she's been offered her own reality show and she'd like her two little girls to be on it, but dad Charlie Sheen is giving that idea a big fat NO. So it's back to court for these two..Denise has even ask that Charlies rights to the kids be terminated so she can do the show..how goofy is that?
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Those kids will need a ton of therapy when they grow up because all their parents do is fight and fight dirty too. Charlie seems to have more sense than Denise even if he is a douchebag, but, man, their constant shit gets old, even to a blogger. Grow up! I have no idea what two toddlers could possibly add to a reality show. Can you imagine? Oh, I must tune in tonight, Sam is going to suck her thumb and the little one is going to poop herself!

K-Fed..still has a job

Kevin Federline on One Tree Hill...tonight!

Eva Longoria beats on Tony Parker

“We were all having a really nice time, eating Tex-Mex food and drinking cocktails,” partygoer Chris Ramirez tells Star exclusively. But it all went downhill from there.
“I don’t know how it happened, but the conversation got dirty fast,” says Ramirez. “Someone said oral sex should only be between man and wife. Then Tony chimed in, ‘A mouth is a mouth. What’s the difference?”
At that, Eva, 32, jumped up and screamed at her NBA star husband, “I can’t believe you said that! What do you mean, you’d take oral sex from anyone?” Then she let loose and slapped him hard across the shoulder, adds Ramirez. And if that wasn’t enough, she took a second shot, hitting him upside the head!
Although her rep denies the fight, Ramirez insists, “Eva was mad as hell, but Tony just sat there and did nothing. She then stomped off to another room, and we all sat there quietly. It was so awkward. I just thought to myself, ‘These two are crazy!’ Even before she made that comment, she kept hitting him and pushing him around - and she’s so tiny!”

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Eva Longwhoria has a special place for husbands that cross her..it's called the doghouse room and she makes Tony sleep there alone when he pisses her off. I think he sleeps there a lot. Whoria needs to pick her battles better..all women know men say things that are completely absurd sometimes, you just ignore it or roll your eyes, unless of course, you walk in and actually find a strange mouth on his member. And you can't go around hitting people even if they ARE uglier than a sack full of assholes hanging on a mud fence. These two get my vote for ickiest couple right after Heidi and Spencewad.