Breathe....Eric.......Rest In peace and rock on forever

I hope you will excuse me from blogging for a short time. I have always told you the truth about my life, and I find no reason to lie to you now. My son died tonight. It was a strange death. The coronor and the sheriff have just left, and they asked me to tell them about my son. Here is what I told them..
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Eric was beyond just talented, his talent (not shown in this video where he was just messing about) was well known and original. He loved being on stage, composing a great body of original work, which was really good, not just a mom's opinion..it really was. And he loved his daughter. He lived life to the fullest and had many many friends and good times and moments of fleeting fame..but, his lows were as magnificant as his highs. True artists and creative genius's are often that way. It was most likely a self inflicted accident. No one found him on time.
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How can I blog this, you ask? How can I not? Eric, if you're reading this, yes I do find it morbidly amusing that you died with your beloved computer on, playing music. It was only a few hours ago. At first I went through the typical mom reaction, dropping to my knees in a half faint, sceaming "NOOOOOOOOO!." I fell down the stairs, the only thing that kept me from driving into a pole on the way to his house was that I had his child with me. I left Liss with my mom and went. The officials were investigating. It looked like CSI. I was not allowed into the "death scene" until I told the sherrif I would not freak out, but, I would not belive it until I saw him. So he said if I promised not to touch the scene, I could look. There he was...so close, yet, gone. He was laying face up, on the floor, his head propped against the wall, computer blaring.....a calm look on his face and his eyes closed. I wanted to yell "Wake up, stop fucking around!" But, it was also clear, he was gone. Gone is his drama that irritated me so (but, thankfully I always remained patient), gone is his intelligent banter and sense of humor that caused me pee myself laughing. Gone is his future music. Gone is his daughters adored father.
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I am home now, and watching his videos and remembering. I am waiting for my daughter and thinking of arrangements. Funny, I always thought I'd leave these kids to figure out my funeral..not this. I have a wonderful daughter, a daughter in law I love and a beautiful grandaughter who looks amazingly like her father. I will be back soon, because life goes on. It just does. Thank you for all your thoughts. Peace.

Leah Remini is certifiable

That's Leah Remini's kid laying on her sofa sucking a bottle. Sofia is pushing 4 years old and still gets away with this crap. Scientologist, Leah doesn't want her to cry even though she drinks 6 baby bottles of water through the night and sleeps in her parents bed. The kid still wears diapers too. Are you fucking kidding me??????

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If Lissa (who's had REAL problems) pulled this shit on me, I'd be like, show me the medical documents which prove you are incapacitated or mentally retarded. Show them to me right friggin' now or get your nearly 4 year old spoiled lazy ass off my couch and throw that nasty bottle away before you get 400 years of time out. Oh, and ass...meet toilet. Gawd!

Courteney Cox tells fibbers

Cox has been telling some whoppers lately..she says her daughter Coco is afraid of the paparazzi. She says Coco hides her face and asks "Why are they taking my picture, mommy?"

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Does Coco look terrified to you? This is a recent photo..there were also photos of Coco waving at the paps and grinning and dancing for them (which I didn't save, but, trust me). Coco amuses me and the paps amuse her. Cox is just drumming up some publicity because Dirt is on the verge of cancellation. Bad, Corteney, bad! Someone give Coco a reality show!

Wacko's making a comeback

MJ is all set to make his big ol' comeback. He's even banned his kids from the studio. My favorite part of this whole cluster fuck is this statement which had me rollin' on the floor..

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"He's not going to be involved in any personal relationships with women until he gets this record done. He's dumped the nanny - she's not around any more."

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LMFAO! I hope he pays his reps really well for coming up with that gem. They should be writing for Grimms Fairy Tales. He's old, he has no face left and women are the least of his problems. I picture him running madly about a studio plastered with photos of Macaulay Culkin, screaming "I'm bad, I'm bad" while he chases his nose around the floor and grabs his crotch and falls off his Cher boots.

Stupid hot guy speaks again

What would my day be without Ashton Kutcher quotes? Nothing, that's what. Here's some new gems, be sure and take notes.

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“I have slightly webbed- toes. But when everything else is so good-looking, something has to give.”

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“If I can smell your perfume and we’re not making out, you’re wearing too much. More of a lot of things in life is better. Perfume does not apply.”

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“Women who wear big blingin’ stones don’t look like they have a lot of money; they look like they have a lot of someone else’s money. I don’t want my woman looking like she got bedazzled.”

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“I like seeing a female body as much as the next guy, but a midriff on display does not do it for me. By the same token, sexlessness is just that. I call it the Hillary Clinton Look. She would be so much more appealing if she just took off the pantsuit, took a lesson from Jackie Kennedy, and found her own Oleg Cassini.”

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Dude, no one's making out with you..you're married! Does he not get that? Call me when Hillary Clinton begs you to make out with her. Personally, I'd never again make out with a guy who drops names like "Oleg Cassini." I've learned my lesson. Oh, and while I'm at it..Rosie O'Donnell called, she want's her craft project head band back.

Gerard Butler attends The 23rd Annual “Salute to Youth” Benefit

Gerard Butler is not my type, but, I'll admit he has a nice genuine smile and he's a good looking guy. He's someone on DD's type, because they asked for him, so here he is.

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My favorite GB quote.. (on the rumor that he dated Cameron Diaz) "If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I'm f—king my dog!"

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I'm sure he wasn't comparing Diaz to a dog, well, I'm not 100% convinced, but, he put it in a way that he could get out of it if her reps issued a statement. Take that Kutcher! Cameron issued this response.."Woof."

Everybody's talkin' 'bout it

Jen Aniston had a private lunch with John Mayer. Every time Aniston says hello to a man the media jumps on it like she's so damn desperate she'd date a convict to get over you know who. Anyhow, the two "had their heads together and seemed close." Is John going to do a movie? Is Jen going to do a music vid? Both scenarios seem unlikely. Later in the day they had lunch again in Casa Tua on South Beach. Maybe they were hungry. I'd love it if this was a love match. TMZ would shit themselves getting grainy video and the tabloids would have to do an extra rag a week. They'd make a nice couple.

Travolta's new look

Long gone is adorable mop haired inner city big mouth, Vinnie Barbarino. Instead we have this. I'm not saying John didn't age well, he looks fine and at least he stopped wearing that ridiculous rug, but, the stash is less than hot. He DOES have a beard, it's called Kelly Preston. Zing!

Jennifer Tilly at the Deal premier

Jennifer Tilly has always been super cute in that eccentric oddball kind of way..now she's almost 50 and still looks great. It's nice to see a celeb not looking like their made of plastic. I think she looks cuter than ever. People who've aged well..Jennifer Tilly.

The other day a pregnant woman went to dinner

I've ignored this, because the only story is that Angelina had dinner at Marino restaurant (in LA) and was in there for 5 hours. They must have really good food or really bad service. What struck me was her dress. Angie is not a bright color person, let alone a fluffy sleeve person. She seemed to be alone too. I guess if you have that many kids at home, you either get out alone once in awhile or start shooting. Maybe she was in there for 5 hours reading a book or just enjoying the silence. It's kind of odd. Good call on the flats, though. There's nothing sillier than a pregnant woman in heels.

New Smackdown

Crabbie and I had a good long Smackdown and HERE it is. I got all irate and nutty during the last part because I was tired and frustrated, but, it's still the truth about how I feel about religion, so fuck it. Crabbie tries to be all Crabbie like usual. He's such a marshmallow, an amusing marshmallow. Well, anyhow, there ya go...oh, it was my turn to edit, what a bitch! I don't change anything but the caps and some spelling ( spell check wasn't working), so you can read it easier. Not Crabbies spelling, mine. Join in! Give us some comments.

Ahhh, the perils of bloggin'

Why has posting been so sparse and slow? Let me tell you. I really wanna tell someone. Blogger has decided I must be a bot if post more than once a day. If I have the audacity to use my blog, I am told there is something amiss and I need to contact someone. Been there, done that. Many times. I wrote directly once and received a letter saying they don't answer directly, only they did, to tell me they wouldn't. Hmm.

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Instead of hiring someone to check if blogs are bot blogs, they just put in safety measures (but they can speak Hindi and set you up with ass ads). So here's what I've been doing. I put on a photo and a post..then I'm done, according to Blogger. Blogger gives me a bad cookie that stops all access to the blog. I must remove the bad cookie to continue. See, bots can't remove cookies, bots be dumbass's. But, if I remove the cookie, I am not allowed back into blogger until I reboot. No fair leaving! You be in trouble!

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So for every post today, I've rebooted. For every photo I've rebooted. If there's two photos on a post, I saved a draft and rebooted to get the second one on. I even resorted to bouncing a photo code from The Bucket, which will no doubt send me an email saying I overloaded their precious bandwidth because I am SO big time. Snort. Hey crabbie, the hit counter said 60,000 today. 60, 000...don't you wanna move to Guam? Hehhehehehh. Man, I'm a bitch (and a liar). But, it is a lot, which reminds me..I know YOU read here, now post. Dammit, if I don't get feed back it's like you're ignoring me and I only do this for attention. Promises of money and fame leave me cold. I just want to know someone reads what I wrote, even if you hate me. I really am that much of an attention whore.

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Like Scarlett said (no, not Scarlett Johansson, gowd)...tomorrow is another day, fuck today, take your meds." Isn't that what she said? Yeah, I think that was it. Blogger is going to kick my ass for talking about them..I just know it. Yet, I can't not. It's the bitch in me..you think that witch of the West was mean. I'll give you fireball, Scarecrow! You moldering bag of festering fodder.

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I know this is long. Deal with it, I have. To top it off, I bought a carton of cigs yesterday and they put them in a stapled bag, at the service counter, before you can look at them. Then you get to the check out line where they grill you to see if you stole them. Yes, pimple face, I stole one of your bags, a stapler and a receipt too. Anyhow, she sold me the wrong brand. Menthols. So nice to discover over morning coffee and a blog that's screwing me harder than anything The Blow ever snorted and bent over for. Then I got a lighter which is designed so that when you flick it, the flame is right on your finger. So there's an oven mitt laying on my desk. It's burned now. I am still calm. This is my day..and yours if you read here. Why don't I give up my foul habits? Why don't you go get in your car and drive it straight off a cliff. Cars are bad for the environment. Bitch.

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To the rest of you..thanks for putting up with me. Keep posting, keep writing..that's what makes all this worth it.

Gary Busey is still hot and we all want him

DANG! Anyone got a sugar cube? I had to think awhile but here's a list of things I've been bitten by. Horses, a ferret, a copper skink, a feral cat, a raccoon, a parrot, a garter snake, a baby alligator, a mink, a camel, a goose, a great horned owl, and a weird fish. But, not Gary Busey. That would scare me. Bitch could take your arm off!

"My Little Pony Live!" at Madison Square Garden

Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Hasslecrack, Hasslecunt, HassleHo) took her kid (in the black and white) to some plastic pony show which means Hasslecunnie is a better child care provider than I am, or a bigger attention whore, because I wouldn't go there if you paid me. I won't take this kid I have out in public except to McDonalds, because most of the people who work at our McD's are so stupid and rude they deserve to see her tantrums and they have a nice big place in front of the counter she can kick and scream because she doesn't get her "Popeyes" in one second.

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We have lots of these hideous My Little Pony twats all over the house in a variety of sizes. They don't do a damn thing and they're ugly so I don't understand their popularity. They come with a comb and brush, lost in the first five minutes and then they lay around until I step on them and wedge a hard plastic ear between my toes and throw them away. Why don't I just paint eyes on a brick?

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I like Hasslebungs young photo..she's the only underage celeb who induced dreams of bitch slaps. Man, I'll bet people hated her then as much as they do now.

For Miss Tia

Miss Tia, how do you like this one? It's my wallpaper right now, unfortunately, I don't remember where it was, and there were no inside photos. It's abandoned..probably because of the heat bill rather than ghosties. Pretty, huu? No real foundation to speak of, but, I'd just sleep upstairs where the evil crickets couldn't find me. I am not afraid of ghosts or heat bills...just don't even let me see a cricket.

Evil coppers made Amy cry!

Splash News (whom I love..I love you Splash!)...Amy Winehouse has been arrested on charges of assault and is currently at the Holborn police station in North London being prosecuted.
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I notice the tear tat is gone..that means that even though she's worn the same clothes for 3 days and nights, she HAS washed her face. That's amazing to me. They'd better stop making her cry, when Amy's mascara runs it's like a volcanic eruption..traffic gets mired down and the city starts to look like the aftermath of Pompeii stuck in the sludge of Mabeline for eternity.

Mariah Carey now owns NYC

Sigh..how do I even start this post? Ever since MC new thang E=mC 2 came out (that means Emancipation of Mariah Carey to the second power if you live in a tree somewhere) she has become even more obnoxious. I didn't think it was possible. This twat has been giving everyone diet and exercise advice..hire a chef, hire a trainer, buy a gym with Olympic pool) and if talk show hosts don't tell her she's the hottest sexiest thing ever invented, well, she has the money for a hit man. The other day she had an interview with some poor shlub, he waited all day but her highness never showed. She just didn't feel like being bothered by someone less important than herself, which is everybody. He was worried he'd be fired for being late coming home with the story so he stayed over. Finally the next day she showed, hours late, and demanded he be doused with her absurd marshmallow/butterfly piss perfume before she would sit in the same room with him. Getting a picture in your mind?

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Now MC thinks she's bigger than Elvis and The Beatles combined (who the fuck is buying her shit???) and NYC wants to honor her by lighting the Empire State Building in her approved colors..pink and purple. From April 25 to 27...MC will flip the switch herself. I hope she gets electrocuted and it's on video. I hope the fat in her ass starts a blaze the likes of which Mrs. O'Learys cow never envisioned. I hope all that's left is the Empire State Building and a fried butterfly ring and a black sizzling puddle of melted Diva...and the smell of fish and marshmallow cream.

I think I might be in love with Jay Leno

Last night I was bored so I watched a Jay Leno's garage special. I thought to myself..oh, I know this rich dude collects cars, you'd have to live in a cave not to know that, this will suck. But, it didn't suck!!! OMG..last night he found a rare Duesenburg X sitting in some abandoned garage and they went and got it. It was so beautiful and spooky. I watched Jay work on his cars and he isn't just some rich bitch that buys them for show..him and his "Big Dog" garage staff do it all. Jay was all filthy dirty getting his eyebrows blown off when he was under a steam engine and it flared up and he explained stuff to me in a way I could understand. Steam vs combustion, restore vs sympathetic restoration. He actually knows what he's talking about and drives all his cars.

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Sigh, Jay Leno is hot. A guy who'd rather crawl under an old Duesenburg (only 4 in the world) and get all greasy rather than go cheat on his wife or make a reality show...HOT. Check out Jays Big Dog garage HERE. I heart the Hudson Hornet. Sigh..I'd look so good in that.

Eric Mabius is nice to look at

Eric Mabius from Fug Betty has a good haircut, shiny shoes and dresses nice. Eric's wife is pregnant with their second child, but, that's not a story unless the preg-ee is a celeb..so I just put him on because he's hot and I like looking at him. It should just be that simple sometimes.

Oh the drama!

Benji and ParAss ran over a paps foot last night. Benji was driving and he did stop when he heard the scream, then he drove off. ParAss giggled. The pap filed charges and police are investigating.
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Yawn. I would have knocked him down and ran over his head and said "Opps." Why was the fuckers foot under Benji's wheel anyhow? Shit for brains. Who needs another photo of these two? Actually, I don't know how Benji drives anywhere without running over his skanky girl friends feet..she's the one who wears a size 13.

Hot stupid guy pisses Cameron Diaz off

I wonderd how long it would take for the shit to hit the fan after Ashton Kutcher said Cameron Diaz was under medical attention after her dads death. I didn't have to wait long. Cameron is PISSED that he said she was hospitalized. He didn't even say that, what he said was..

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While doing promos for What Happens In Vegas, Kutcher told reporters "Sadly she will not be joining us for the premiere as she has just lost her father and is under medical attention with stress at the moment."

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Now the two are having a bitch fight through their reps. I'm not pasting any rep statements in here..I picture Kutcher going to his reps offices and pulling at his styled hair and crying "WTF do I do?? I fucked up!" Then his reps think of something intelligent to say and pretend Kutcher was smart enough to think of it. Kutcher also said Diaz would be better soon, which makes him a doctor, right? I like looking at him better than her, thus the one photo. I have a soft spot for this douche because he's from small town Iowa and got out. Every time I get out, I end up coming back. Which makes Kutcher either smarter than me or luckier. Let's hope it's the latter. If I have to live in this hole, at least I should be able to brag that I have a few brain cells left. Ahhhhh, if only I'd been as pretty as Ashton. Keep talking, hon, I'm listening.....and cringing.

The good, the bad and the terrible fug

That's right..I can make snap judgments on people based solely on their choices in footwear. Top photo is poor Mandy Moore who was somehow talked into the gladiator heel. She must be in the throws of depression, that's the only excuse. Why do I want to sing out about Marion the librarian? The pencil skirt makes her look big assed too and she's really not, but, it's the horrid shoes that let me know she aint right. I'll bet they weren't even on sale. Stay out of Payless and take some Prozac instead.

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The second ones belong to Heidi Ho Montag who will have her face on here when Hell freezes over and all the little Hills cunts go ice skating...in gladiator skates, no doubt. She also has a blue pair she bought just because Sarah Jessica Parker had them too. I'm pretty sure I could make better shoes out of cardboard and duct tape and I might try it just to prove my point. Heidi is retarded..snap! Her shoes are proof. If you own one pair of these things, you might be just having a tard moment, but, to buy them in multiples..you are retarded.

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The third pair belong to Gwyneth Paltrow who stopped irritating me for five minutes the other day, but, is back saying stupid diva stuff now. Gwyn, the rocket scientist, said that when people heard she was doing Iron Man they were all confused and thought she was running a triathlon. (Not in those heels, bitch.) Come on, if I was her friend (cold day in kiss ass Hell) and asked her what she'd been up to and she said "filming Iron Man with Robert Downey Jr." I think I'd get it. Maybe all her friends are special ed, or she's still a diva cunt who thinks she's more intelligent than the average douche. Proof that wearing hot shoes does not affect your irritant factor. She's still at 100% and back on my shit list.

Jessica Simpson and some poor baby

I saw that photo of Jessica holding some random kid (no doubt a hint to Tony) and I immediatly thought of that crazy parody MAD did of Jessica and Nick getting a baby. I had to hunt for it, but, It's still funny. Even if Jess is played by Jessca twat-face Alba long before she decided she was the hottest thing in the Universe and then got pregnant and permantly PISSED OFF.

Michelle still talks to Heath

Michelle Williams has told friends (who are big mouths) that she believes Heath Ledger is still around and visits her. He has told her he's sorry he left her to raise Matilda alone and other messages. Her blabber mouthed friends are worried about her.

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She needs some new friends or some one's going to do some lame grief intervention involving shrinks and meds. Why is it so hard to believe Heath came back to talk to Michelle?

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Some people believe Megan Fox is the sexiest woman on the planet or that Audrina Patridge has a brain..I find it MUCH easier to believe that Heath Ledgers ghost isn't finished yet.

Denise Richards takes up some water sport

Denise has either packed on some poundage or she's pregnant. I vote for poundage because she hasn't been hanging out with any rich guys lately, and there's no way she'll have a another kid if there's no money involved. She can't even suck it in anymore. Wouldn't it be funny if she got really fat and no one thought she was hot anymore? I'd laugh. Anyone have Heather Locklears email addy? I'd like to send her these.

The sexiest woman alive

FHM says Megan Fox, shown here with her pet fox, the sexiest woman alive. Anyhow, never mind that Megan Fox is boring and not very bright...she's sexier than anyone else because FHM says so. Now take into consideration and Britney Spears, Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montag and Eva LongWhoria are also in the sexy list and laugh accordingly. Check out the rest HERE.

The Revolution Song - Alexa Ray Joel

There..I found Alexa, she's not bad. Not bad at all. She'll grow into it all..you keep on keepin' on kid.

Why do people pick on this girl??

She may not look like her mom, Christie Brinkey, but why do people have to keep saying "unfortunately, she looks like her father, Billy Joel" ? Christie Brinkley is a tall scoop of vanilla ice cream who looks great for an old broad, but, she's about as interesting as the exercise equipment she sells. I think Alexa Ray is pretty. What the fuck is the problem? She's a musician too. Geez, give the kid a break.

Time to call The Exorcist

Amy Winerun's in trouble with the law after head butting and otherwise assaulting some dude who was just trying to get her a cab. She thought he was trying to molest her. "A lot of damage occurred."

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She returned to her flat after playing pool, but left shortly after to visit nearby hot spot Bar Tok at 2 am.
A source said: “She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables.
“Amy screamed, ‘I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs.”

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To top off the night, Amy lost her keys and had to break into her own garage..this is the third time I've seen her breaking into her own place. It's not her fault, damn it! It's Captain Howdy again..damn that Captain Howdy!

Bobby Brown helps Whitney Houston with her doodie bubble

I told you it was true.

Jamie Lynn makes me laugh

Mama Spears was trying to show Jamie Lynn that birth is natural and beautiful by making her view a video of, yeah, birth. The pregnant teenager took one look at all the "goop" and screaming and vomited. She is now terrified and wants to be knocked out and have a C-section. She's demanding that she not be awake until it's over. Lynne Spears should have showed the kid that video BEFORE she got knocked up.

Hey snotty face, your vagina is ugly

I watched the conclusion of "The Real Housewives of New York City" last night. I was glad I hadn't watched the whole show because these are some creepy assed women. There were only two that didn't make me want to chop their heads off and shove them in a trash compacter, and this whore wasn't one of the two. Anyhow, whore face snotty puss, Alex McCord, is a pathetic social climber and the mom of that bratty kid I had on here with the pretentious French name. Now she has nudies out. You can see them HERE...this is what the word socialite means to me. Oh and also stupid ho. Good luck getting into the country club now, Alex..your face was bad enough. Maybe they make vaginal bleach.

Dita shops with her mom

That's Dita Von Teese's mother..she's really cute!

OJ wants to be on Apprentice

OJ has asked Donald Trump to put him on The Apprentice. Trump and NBC are seriously considering it, but, want to be cautious due to the heat associated with OJ.

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Are you fucking kidding me?? Do I even need to state the obvious? This fucker murdered two people and now he thinks we want to see him on a TV show. I can't even believe he was allowed to raise his children after he butchered their mother. There is nothing amusing about this. So, Nicole's life was really worth nothing and her murderer can be a prime time TV star. I thought Omarosa was bad. The Donald has lost it and NBC must stand for Nothing But Crap.

More little punks want to sell you clothes

Rumer Willis stated, “When you think of LA and the classic surfer beach vibe, you think of Op. The Op collection does a great job representing that lifestyle.”
Pete Wentz stated, “Everyone can wear Op and its cool. Fashion should make you comfortable and that is what Op does.”

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OP will be available at Wal-Mart. The photoshopping has already begun. They didn't have to shop Rumer's body, her body is compensation from the universe for her face, but, they took her chin down 10 notches. They also made Pete's head normal size. Petes head is as big a problem as Rumers chin, so it had to be some work. Sadly, there was nothing they could do for boy ho, Wilmer Valderamma. I don't know who the other guy is..if you do, you can tell me, but, I won't really care. The report on this shenanigan said the "chemistry was infectious." Penicillin will take care of that.

J-Lo gets a reality show..no lie

This is something I never thought I'd see, but, Jennifer Lopez Anthony is going to have a reality show...TLC will follow Jennifer Lopez as she juggles motherhood along with her career. I can't wait, this should be more fun than the Kardasians in a rabid monkey cage. Can you imagine her "struggles" as one of the nannies forgets to pack someone elses breast milk or some assistant forgets to tweak J-Lo's nipples before she goes on stage? I'm really looking foreword to the scene where Marc Anthony gets lost in her shoe closet where he's been sent to find her favorite Manolo's and 911 has to be called. Then she beats him to death with a stiletto because he got the wrong pair. Oh, yeah..I WILL be watching this.

Robin Sparkles: Sandcastles in the Sand

I'll give you a shiny nickle and a "Yer so rad!" if you even know who Robin Sparkles is and why she's doing this. No fair looking it up either.

Amy Winehouse..WTF?

I didn't think she could get any worse..is she pregnant??

Star and Big Al..divorcing

Big mouthed fish face, Star Jones has filed for divorce from her dream man, Al Reynolds, after three and a half years of telling us how deliriously happy he makes her. She would like to keep this private. I would like her to keep it private. Other than admitting she filed, Star gave no reason for divorcing her big gay husband.

Why does she do this stuff?

Who told Jessica Simpson this stuff is cute? Why can't she just stay home and give Tony some head for his birthday?

Get used to it

I used to think there were just two sex's..and hermaphrodites. I'm not counting trannys, post op trannys and transvestites because that's a choice. Now I realize there is another gender..the Female Parody. These women were supposedly born female and then became, err, enhanced. Female Parody, Jodie Marsh, a UK glamour model, is now in our face. Get used to it.

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I know..nip slips not safe for work, but, how is showing her nip any different than showing the plastic part of a beach ball you blow into? Relax..it's just plastic.