Monday, July 6, 2009

The continuing saga..


Ahhhh, Miss Lucy wrote back and sent pictures.
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From:
Lucy Weah (weahlucy@yahoo.com)
Sent:
Mon 7/06/09 5:46 PM
To:
patricia jones (flying_buttress@hotmail.com)
Dear One,I am more than happy in your urgent mail to my mail.How are you today? l hope fine.Mine is not too good due to my suffering condition here in Dakar Senegal.My name is Miss Lucy Weah,i am (22) years old, single and never married, 5ft 8 inches Tall, 55kg weight, black hair and brown eyes,l am from Liberia in West Africa and presently l am residing in a church Orphanage home here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country some years ago.I lost my both Parents during this deadly Political War.That Damaged Thousands of innocent Souls in Liberia.My family was among the first target of the rubels because my Late father is a Successful businessman and also a politician supporting the Present Government when the problems was about to start.Due to this all the members of my family was Murdered in a cold Blood and our family house was set blazed.I was Lucky and escaped death because i was in bordering school when this deadly incident took place.It is only myself who is alive now and i managed to make my way to a nearby country Senegal where i am staying now and never pray or think to step my legs in that bloody country called Liberia. I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently.I will tell you more about myself in my next mail. Attached here is my picture.Hoping to hear from you soonest.Yours forever,Miss Lucy Weah.
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Poor, poor Lucy!!!!!! She is an orphan and all she owns to her name is black satin boustierre! Oh, the poor innocent girl! I told you she was pure. She goes to church! I will write her back...she also included a flashing I LOVE YOU gif that won't post. And she signed it "Yours forever"..awwww. The poor angel is in a "suffering condition!" I have to help her!

33 comments:

Pat said...

Oh, Miss Lucy, what a relief it was to hear from you, I have been beside myself with worry. To hear your story brings me to tears and I am a strong man. Miss Lucy, I hope you don't mind me asking this, but, what are your plans for the future? I am sure you would not want to come to America, but, I can hope...maybe? Someday maybe. Lucy darling, your beauty amazed me. I had no idea you were so young. Perhaps I am too old a man to be your dear friend? You're figure is very pleasing. I am hoping we can get closer Miss Lucy, much closer, but, that is up to you, my dear. If we were to become close I am sure I could help you start a new life in the place of your choice. I know all you need is a chance. I have already told you, my money means nothing to me. I am so lonely, Lucy, what good is my moutains of money if I can not use it to help someone who is very close to me? You would have to trust me, Lucy. Show me that you trust me and make an old man happy. I am not asking you to do anything bad, but, I would love to see more of you.

Unknown said...

I want that corset!!!!

Suffering? Poor, poor angel. Better save her from the big bad one eyed moster worm. That thing pokes you till it dies.

10doll said...

DD- Well I know when I'm going through a hard time,I find a boustierre "lifts" my spirits. Also black silk boustierres are the ethnic dress of a lot of villages in Africa. Does she have a crush on you? Could Lucy need a greencard? Well hell,I love ya Lucy! You had me from boustierre.

Anonymous said...

omg this is too much. She is 22 years old and in an orphanage?? She really looks like she is suffering. Keep 'em coming!

Mags

Dirty Disher said...

I'll bet I get naked pics before the week is out. How long do you think it will take miss lucy to make her pitch. Any bets? I wonder who that girl in the pics really is?

Dirty Disher said...

Damn I didn't proof read. I used the wrong "you're"..fuckit, she'll think I'm rich AND dumb.

Anonymous said...

that's nice where the ornament says '2000'...

i bet true ophrans of the tragedy that is senegal wished they looked as well fed as her....

people taking advantages of situations like that have a special place in hell...

Dirty Disher said...

Oh, sharp eye Tia!!!

10doll said...

Damn DD,I think you might have an admirer on your hands! Seriously. That's not what the African people in the "Feed the Children" PSA's look like! Those kids need to move into Lucys neighborhood!

Anonymous said...

Hopefully the scammer wont google your email addy and come across this blog...I want this to continue!
Mags

10doll said...

misstiajournal 4:57-
Well hello Ms.Perry Mason! DD's in the throws of a new relationship, the bitch Anons are gone for the time being & Tia's a detective, what more could we ask for? Well there is the wish that Kate will get kidnapped by gorillas & turned into the Silverbacks wife,but beggers can't be choosers!

Anonymous said...

i grew up watching hawaii 5-0 (praise Jack Lord!!) so i'm really observant! :-)

Tricia said...

THIS is the highlight of my day!!!!
Made me really truly LOL!

Unknown said...

Well the gal in the pic looked familiar, but my research din't tell me anything. I thought it might be brazilian actress Tais Araujo young-er (well, she's only 31 but has had a nose job ever since her "Xica da Silva" days) and without make up, but, it's not. Looks an awful lot like her though.

Heidi said...

LOL Pat, this is going to be fun. Miss Lucy is oh so poor in an orphanage but she can afford decent looking hair extensions. hmmmm

I think Miss Lucy is shy. I think you will be beaver shots in two days.

Heidi said...

you will get beaver shots.

Sorry, still dealing with infection.

Roxanne said...

Dont even open that shitz! I am so paranoid of spyware & identity & bank theft now. I wouldnt even want to think about them having access to my computer, email, or any openings. I am scared of this stuff.

Clarabel said...

Wow, good looking orphanage. Why would she want to leave?

Roxanne said...

Dearest Heidi,
Putting "beaver shots" and "infection" in the same sentence is never a good thing! LOL!!!

Heidi said...

ROFLMAO Roxanne!

Pat said...

Ha! I was going to say that about beaver shots and infection too, but, you beat me too it. LOL!

Roxeanne I opened it by mistake, might as well have some fun, and find out how they scam ya.

10doll said...

LUCY LOVES DD! LUCY LOVES DD! Little miss thing sure knows how to work it in front of the camera. That may be one of the things Larry Jones & "Feed the Children" teach when they are delivering the10,000 lb box of oatmeal to the kids.

10doll said...

FEED THE CHILDREN DELIVERING CHECKLIST: 1. 10,000 lb. box of oatmeal 2. Clean water 3. Bread 4. Fruit 5. Black silk push up bra 6. Bandages 7. Michael Jackson inspired hat 8. Soap 9. Black boustierre or corset 10. Camera to take pics of needy, corsetted,sexy posing orphans 11. Condoms

Heidi said...

You forgot off shore bank account

valle said...

Too funny! I was signing on your site to see if any of your readers wanted to claim funds from a plane crash victim.i sign on, and I see your note from Miss Lucy. Here's my guys story:


reply-to mr.paul_johnson0@yahoo.com.hk

to
dateSun, Jul 5, 2009 at 1:44 PM
subject(Thank You)
mailed-bymsn.com

From:Mr.Paul Johnson,
I am Mr.Paul Johnson our client died in air crash along with his family,(US$12.7M) left behind in our bank,nobody has put application for the claim. I am asking for your asisstant since I have all the details for you to claim the Funds,if you are interested forward to me your names, cell, Phone/fax,profession,age and country and His Name is Dr. George Brumley. You can confirm http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html
Thank you
Mr. Paul Johnson.

Corina said...

what do you want to bet the next pictures will be of a completely differant person?? lol

Nadine said...

Wow if the catholic orphans dress like that, what do the nuns wear????
Too funny..... I needed a laugh today, thanks for providing it...

Nina said...

This was priceless. Well fed orphans w/extensions and sexy garb, don gangstah hats and seek help...
We've got the guy on TV working for, Feed the Children" This one is obviously attempting to, "Financially Further the Ho's"

Dirty Disher said...

I'm almost afraid to open the mail box.

Unknown said...

oh don't be chicken, open and tell us!!!!!! ^_^

Anonymous said...

anything new with lucy?

kim

Anonymous said...

I'm enjoying this too much I think... lol. That being said, I agree that it's doubtful the person in the photos is the one behind the emails. Whether or not said person attempts to send more revealing shots, no doubt a HUGE pitch for cold, hard currency is imminent-- and I for one can't wait to hear all about it.. particularly your response!

Do tell! (please!)

10doll said...

3:34 DD- I'm sure you're familiar with the saying "There's no crying in baseball" well "There's no fear in mailbox opening". Open it.