Dear perverted asswipe who stole all my bras from the dryer while I ran for capachino. It might interest you to know I am wearing a sweatshirt over a tank top to work today. I do not do sweatshirts. Do you know why? Because they look like sloppy shit, that's why. Now I have to drive to the city, just because you couldn't keep your low life sticky fingers off my underwear. I hate you and I hope you die.
28 comments:
OH NO! Is that for real? What a perv!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that's convenient, make you drive all the way to town on a block of ice, gee thanks buddy!
gee, it wasn't the meat eaters was it??
:shudder:
put a sign up that you've put a hex on the bra theif...
I bet it was!
Assmunches.
You wash all your bras at once? How many tits do you have? How desparate/wierd do you have to be to steal underwear?
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eewww what a perv!
was those meat gril'ing hicks that you complain about?
my mom had her panties stolen off the clothes line boy was she mad they were brand new.
yikes! the fact that the thief knows whose undies it took is very scary and not funny. But it probably would have been worth them stealing them to catch them doing it!
put out some "bait" undies, and when you catch him, get medievil on his ass!
I think it was carrot top!
Thats the funniest shit I have ever heard!
Finley
Oh Jeebus.
LMFAO probably one of the celebs you keep slagging in disguise or another hater of you bull shit blogs.
But a side note be glad it wernt ya knickers as the perv would be sniffin away right now.
Even tho im a hater of your slagging blogs the person who done this is a sick pervert and i hope he dies a slow painful death ideally involving a cheese grater and his testicals, i feel for ya girl
Re: 1:29, could it be that the Keira Stalker found its way here too? I seem to recognize the braindead style...
hmmm maybe it was someone who thought you'd look cute going around "Britney Style".... (sorry, I'm j/k)
That is really weird @ DD..... could it be a disgruntled client????? Think back to the last few days at work... see what you come up with....
Nads
Of course it's real. Why would I post it if it wasn't? What you read of me is what it is. Asshole, bitch, idiot, whatever..it's me and it's real.
Never, ever dry a bra in the dryer! Big No! No! It breaks down the elastic & spandex. And they lose their shape & support. Hang them to dry. Hope they weren't your best DD! Thats mean. And who'd wanna wear somebody elses bras anyway? Sorry DD. I would be upset too. Dontcha hate people?
I only wear sprots bras and minimizers, they aren't even pretty. It pissed me off so bad I can't even tell you. And the nearest place to get some more is a 160 mile trip. I found an old crappy one in the bottom of a drawer to wear until I can go shopping..but, I'm still really pissed.
that far away?? isn't there a wal-fart around??
I live seriously in the sticks. You wouldn't believe it.
whats ur bra size DD? I'm sending u a new bra!!!
DD aint just my name.
I used to be a DD ...now I'm a fucking DDD. I could suffocate people with these things.
Daphne
Send me your addy....I'll send you some nice Body by Victoria bras that I can't fit into anymore. I'll wash em so you don't have to worry about another theft. hahaha!
Daphne is so awesome! Go for it DD! & DD's are kinda hard to find in a pretty bra. My kid is that size too! & has a 23 inch waist! Skinny assed with big boobs! We usually get her's at VS also. They have good support & are pretty. She once found a nice one at H&M too. when we find them, we get them 'cuz they won't be there next time we go. She has dozens. When you have alot of bras to wear they last longer, you don't wear them out so much.
I'm guessing you'll have to travel more than 160 miles to buy SPROT bras! (hehe, still no spell cheque -ya Dumb C**t?)
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mm: you mean you don't have a sprot bra? You are living in the past you dumb whore.
i'm a SMART whore *flip bird*
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what size Pat.... you are getting some in the mail.... no need to take a long road trip just to buy bras....
nads
I found good bras at Lane Bryant, they are by cacique. I need the big over the shoulder boulder holder and I don't want lace. I HATE lace and these are nice smooth bras. Nothing worse than that diagonal line across your tits with granny lace to boot! The bonus is that they hold the girls up where they belong. Gotta love it!
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