La Vie en Rose (zzzzzzzz)

I watched La Vie en Rose last night. Jeebus. The stupid thing was in French with French subtitles and no way to change it to English. WHAT THE FUCK? Is that for deaf French people?After I got over my pissed-off-ness, I realized if there was text, I could read most of it. If it's not in Chinese, I'm good. Mon pettit douchbageroos. The only thing I liked about this depressing tale was Marion Cotillards eyebrows. Holy shit...they were tacky-rific stenciled works of magic marker art. This film skipped around in time too much and proved only that Edith Pilaf couldn't sing. She could NOT. And she was really really really bitchy. Boring. La Vie en Stinkaroo.

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I also watched The Brave One with Jodie Foster. It was pure Jodie, she knows what works for her and it's the same formula as her last couple of movies. She's beautiful and it was not a bad film. Good time waster.

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And I watched The Reaping because the vid store chick told me it was a good horror flick. Cher, ya liar pants..good thing you gave it to me free (TY though). Haven't we all had enough of the biblical plague nonsense and wtf was Hilary Swank doing in that? Gawd, how the mighty have

fallen.

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AND, I watched a horror vampire flick called 30 Days And 30 Nights with Josh Harnett. This one was actually pretty good. I was surprised. Had some scenes that made me jump, the plot made sense, and the vampires were super scary creepy looking.

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There, that's what I did all night. Ate junk food for once and watched movies most everyone else has already seen. If you've seen any good horror movies lately, tell me.