Friday, May 9, 2008

Yes, Perez will be making MORE money





Do you suffer from low self esteem? Do you love Hello Kitty, but, can't afford Hello Kitty prices? Are you amazed that a gay guy can sort of draw a penis on a celeb face?? Then Hot Topic has a fashion line for you. The Perez Hilton line, which will feature not only clothes, but, Pee-Nasty lip gloss. Perezcious! I included Perez's Cruise drawing least you forget how brilliant he is. More power to you, Mario. I can't even get my shit together to sell DD T-shirts. Love him or hate him..he is unique.

11 comments:

  1. Dirty Disher, you blog is my Favorite. It's very non troll and allows Honest Opinons, even about brangelina.

    I would buy a shirt & wear it Proudly. Perez is so Desperate to be a Celebrity, it's pathetic! I hate the fat, obnoxious,queen!

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  2. I second anonymous - Bring on the Dirty Disher shirts!!

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  3. Awwww. Thinking about it for real. But not at a profit. No way.

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  4. why NOT as a profit??? if you don't need/want the money, set it aside for Lissa...or buy her supplies for arts and crafts....

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  5. If not for profit, donate to charity. I want dog dishes and coffee mugs, and those deodorant tabs on urinals, and t-shirts, and underwear. Seriously, Bill O'Reillys stuff that he sells all go to charities. Give to animal shelters that you love!! Yeah, I want my MAN's shirt to read ;" I love DD's".

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  6. Nope. Just flat cost and postage. No profit has always been a DD philosophy and I have never regretted it. It sets me free.

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  7. Skip clothing. Perez needs to start a line with Home Depot, because he's such a tool...

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  8. Yeah, free from inquisitive IRS agents! I get it. Can't blame you. But the I love DD's is a great idea. And then print your website smaller on the back. Just so it doesn't look like a titty joke shirt. You could do it to help Lissa tho, set up a trust for her. She could use it when she gets ready for college. & by then it would be a nice chunk-o-change. You should do it. The pet thing is a good idea too. You are too good a person NOT to do this.

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  9. LMAO at Perez at Home Depot.

    I agree that this is THE best goss blog. I do look at the fat ones site now and then but I dont even know who a lot of the people he's talking (and probably lying about) are and for a goss blog addict I generally do know who people are. Most of the comments are people flaming him.

    I get what you mean by not doing stuff for money DD, I like to do volunteer work and I feel the same way about being set free. I would say though that a little bit of money does make way to do good. You might make a lot of money or not but if you are doing things with personal integrity and a good heart, as I have no doubt you would be, they have a way of being successful and putting out even more good in the world.

    I would totally buy DD merchandise and if you do decide to have pet stuff maybe you could remember the bunnies and the guinea pigs too ;)

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  10. Ooh, his stuff looks cute, sadly XD

    But nonetheless, DD shirtssss = <3

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