When she was three months along she had to borrow a tent from Barnum's and threaten to sue the pants off everyone for calling her porky. Now she's found out it's twins and she looks like she could chew her way through a crowd and poop human burgers. The only one talking about it is her senile plastic mother, Priscilla.
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Lisa Marie Presley's twins won't be calling Priscilla Presley "grandma."
"We say 'Nona' — it means 'grandma' in Italian," the Dancing With the Stars alum, 63, tells Entertainment Tonight.
"There's just such a connotation with Grandma, and I just liked it better," she adds. "Lisa Marie's children say it so sweet: 'Nona.'"
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Lisa Maries children are teenagers, one with a modeling career and it's doubtful they say anything sweet. They probably just want their damn trust funds so they can move to a country their mother doesn't own.
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PISSilla: "When we heard it was twins we said, oh, my, what will we do with them?"
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I dunno, Pissy, wtf will you do with them? Piss has one kid who's a drug dealer and one kid who wants to kill people for glancing at her. Beats me. How about you hire a couple of good nannies with the millions Elvis left all you worthless clods and go on vacation?
LMP looks SO uncomfortable, can't help but feel for her, when is she due?
ReplyDeleteShe does look miserable, but then again maybe she's thinking about her marriage to Michael Jackson.
ReplyDeleteShe is such a dyke! A mean ass dyke. Is she EVER happy??????
ReplyDeleteThink she "looks miserable?" Shit, she ALWAYS looks like that.
ReplyDeleteAs for her cunt of a mother, she makes me want to puke with that "NONA" bullshit. I recall her issues with being referred to as "Grandma" all the way back to LMP's first pregnancy in '89 and even though she's now in her SIXTIES and resembles Jack Nicholson's film interpretation of The Joker, she continues to cling to the belief that she's a fresh-faced ingenue.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees the Joker resemblance!
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