Thursday, April 9, 2009

More rumors about the royal couple

Brad took his boys to Dunkin' Donuts, "they were laughing and smiling, you could tell the boys really love him." Of course they love him, you half wit, he's their father and has been for years. WTF? Who writes this horse shit? Stupid people should die. Lines to the left and right. If your IQ is less than a Dunkin' Donut, step to the left, where you will be bombed into oblivion by the Stupid Patrol.
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Angie's reps said she did not collapse on the set of Salt. They lie all the time, that's what their paid to do and who cares? The latest rumor is that Angie told Brad she wants other lovers. She's tired of being monogamous and thinks traditional roles don't work for her. Yeah, but, if Brad has lunch with Aniston, he's toast. Angie's probably been watching that Make Me A Super Model show, Jenny Shimizu's a judge. Ahhhh, old times, eh, Ang? I hear Sam Ronson's single.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Other lovers? Certainly she has someone in mind already. Brad should just tell her to put her pillow over her face and pretend; it works for me.

Anonymous said...

I do love it so.

Anonymous said...

This blog is bit by bit taking over where the old Weekly World News left off. Next thing you know you'll share such choice morsels as Hillary being caught 'in flagrante' with an alien, that Elvis is still alive and that BatBoy attacked Osama bin Laden.
I can't wait.

Anonymous said...

How is he their "father" ? They were adopted and the first one was adopted while she was with Billy Bob! They may call him "dad" but he is not their father.

Kate said...

You're saying they're not his kids just because he adopted them?

You're treading dangerous ground here.

Eric in San Diego said...

Back up just a sec there...those boys love Brad because he IS their Daddy. There's an old saying about how any man can be a father, but it takes a special man to be a daddy. As an adoptee myself, I can speak to that fact. My father was gone...sperm donor that he was...while my daddy was there for the rearin' and raisin'.

This couple takes a beating, some of it deservedly so, but they just keep on moving forward. Peeps wanna tear 'em down, but I wanna seem 'em on top! I hope they are together forever just so it frustrates the living shit out of those vultures waiting for them to fail.

Anonymous said...

...imagine my surprise as this bit unfolds. neither one of them have honor on their side.
Why, just ask J Aniston.

Dirty Disher said...

Only assholes and idiots think adopted kids aren't your kids.

Anonymous said...

Treading dangerous ground? umm, ok. Noone said he wasnt their dad, they said he wasnt their father, there is a big difference between the 2.

Anonymous said...

DD, your an asshole and an idiot both, so you would know all about that now wouldnt ya? Do you kiss your granddaughter with that filthy mouth of yours? Old bat.

Anonymous said...

Kate, your a stupid cunt that can't read.

Anonymous said...

Brad has three biokids and 3 adoptokids ~ what is the big deal? Dad or father, who cares? He obviously loves them all.

Disher said...

3:54:00, I found a site you might like instead of this one. Go there.

http://www.worldcat.org/oclc/1207319

Anonymous said...

If this rumour is true...hello it's Brad Pitt and you want other lovers?

Anonymous said...

I think Brad is doing his best to be a daddy to all that clan...AJ is just wierd no matter what the paps say. Just sayin...Where there's smoke, there's usually fire, and she's been in that smoke for years.

Anonymous said...

Brad Pitt may be the most boring person to live with. He has shown to have zero personality and assimilates his girlfriends style like a chameleon. Angelina probably wants someone with a little passion and personality, not this gas station cardboard cut-out.