No....wait....that's his new girl friend, Ekaterina Ivanova. She used to be a cocktail waitress. I was a cocktail waitress for years and Ron Wood never asked me out. I do have a story about some Stones roadies, but, you don't need to hear that. I'll just say, they tip well. Way to go, Ekaterina! Can I call you Ek?
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Ron Wood babysitting his grand daughter, awww
No....wait....that's his new girl friend, Ekaterina Ivanova. She used to be a cocktail waitress. I was a cocktail waitress for years and Ron Wood never asked me out. I do have a story about some Stones roadies, but, you don't need to hear that. I'll just say, they tip well. Way to go, Ekaterina! Can I call you Ek?
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So here's Ron Wood with his darling new toy, and there was Rod Stewart with his blushing bride...old school rockers still playin' the game! Props!
This generation has the Jonas Brothers and Miley...God help them!
Aint it the truth? Instead of tearing up hotel rooms, they wear purity rings and make fun of Asians. Bad ass.
So you're a whore? That figures.
I don't remember sleeping with you, but, I'm sure the novel I wrote about your awesomeness got lost under the bed.
Purity rings. PURITY RINGS! Why does their mere existence make me mad? People who wear purity rings fuck each other at church camp.
Ah ha ha you watch Secret Lives Of Teenagers!! Ha ha. Wait, so do I. Oh.
I want to hear about the Stones roadies!! Write about it on Sunday!
DD - nah, not "secret lives of teenagers" (yuk, teenagers) but I've heard sordid tales from friends of church camp liaisons and church hayride make-out sessions that would send most parents into cardiac arrest.
I'm thinking of marketing a purity cock ring or a purity strap-on.
Lu
Well, to each his own. But, that picture just looks wrong to me.
anon 5:36 -I want to hear about the Stones roadies!! Write about it on Sunday!
Calm the fuck down. She said Stones ~ROADIES~.
You must lead a pretty pathetic existence if you get that excited at the prospect of hearing groupie/roadie stories-----regardless of who the roadies may have worked for.
Secret Lives Of Teenagers is pretty good stuff.
8:04:00..I dunno, man, I have some pretty good stories.
Hell yeah, the roadies know EVERYTHING, they see everything and they pretty much do everything. They get the girls in, they get to keep the leftovers. Girls have to get thru the roadies before they get backstage. Don't ever understimate the power of the roadies! I would also love to hear the stories DD!
I don't have any roadie sex stories. I was too mean to be a groopie. I felt sorry for most of the groopies.
Hey, Ron. Whatever makes your dick still get hard.
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