Thursday, April 9, 2009

Yes. She did



Don't smoke weed! Rock out with your cock out! Mother fuckers!

She thinks she's Keith Richards now. There was a brief break where Britney wouldn't go onstage until the pot and cig smoke cleared. Her reps apologized, but, said smoke is unsafe for Britney and her dancers. Yeppers. Shoulda thought of that when she was snorting the Hyde parking lot and ParAsshole leftovers. She should be a drug councilor.

15 comments:

crabbie said...

Yes, Britney needs to protect her voice.

Dirty Disher said...

I agree. It is a national treasure.

Anonymous said...

Britney was probably rushing to finish her own cigarette. I'm so glad she started smoking: Her voice has gotten sooo much better.

Anonymous said...

Classy

Anonymous said...

Britney is such a fucking hypocrite !

Anonymous said...

Who smokes weed at a Britney Spears concert?

I'm old what do I know?

Dirty Disher said...

Fuck if I know, the last concert I went to was Bruce Springsteen. I met him once, he's a real asshole. Like Billy Bob with a penis. That's a diff post. I'd rather meet Britney.

Eric in San Diego said...

Wait just a goldurned minute here! Isn't BritBrit sucking on a tobacco tube in like EVERY picture ever taken of her skank ass? What the hell? And then to hurl epithets at the very people who are putting money in her pocket? Wow...she has really hit the big time! Protect her voice?? WHAT voice!? That stuff is all taped!

As to smoking pot at her show...it would be the only way to make it enjoyable!

Kate said...

Meltdown in 3...2...1...

Anonymous said...

I agree with Eric, how could anyone possibly get thru an entire Spears show without being high ?!?!

Dirty Disher said...

I'll bet I could. She'd have to share the cheetos though. Contact munchies are a bitch.

Anonymous said...

she probably just wanted a break to bone Kevin back stage.

Anonymous said...

Shes fucking him hard and loose.

Anonymous said...

DD, my friend was there and the break was not "brief". It was over thirty minutes.

Britney sucks.

Anonymous said...

Nah... she doesn't think she's Keith Richards. She thinks she's MADONNA. lol

Here's my take on all the crazy shit she keeps saying during the shows (like the "Merrrrry Chrissssstmaaaaas" during a show last week); It's no secret she's having major issues with her not only her dad (and legal guardian/conservator) but also her management and miscellaneous handlers. This is just about the only way she has to rebel. Literally the only way. She's committed to this tour no matter what and she knows if she doesn't work hard and tow the line her daddy will probably call the men in white coats and/or keep her from her boys, so she figures she'll at least stir the pot by shouting crazy, "WTF?" shit during her shows. And that, my friends, is Britney Logic 101.

Can't say I blame her, but it really does give legitimacy to the rumours of an impending spectacular meltdown.