Any old condom will stretch out big enough to fit over a waste basket so who are these deluded men that imagine they have a dick so huge it will tear a woman's mouth open? Oh, they are the Durex XXL customer. And I am supposed to be impressed. Sexy, huu?
How delightful. Funny, If they had a picture of a gay guy with band aids on his asshole this probably wouldn't have made it to print.
ReplyDeleteI can only think of a couple of guys that could probably use those. Marine Corps showers were no place for modesty or coyness, since they are community type with 15 guys at a time. One particular guy we called "beast", and his wife would get pitiful looks from all of us at events. There's no way he could have worn off the shelve condoms.
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most men have 7in or less, only I believe I read 1-5% have more than that. Although if you ask them that number jumps to 50-80%
ReplyDeleteJarhead are you kidding me?????
ReplyDeleteYeah, Jarhead, could you guess his dimensions?
ReplyDeleteWell, there'll be a rush to buy those things by guys hoping to get lucky with the drugstore cashier.
ReplyDeleteNo, seriously. Close quarters living makes for too much information, and staying out on patrol for extended periods of time forces you to take care of all your business while your buddy's watching your back.
ReplyDeleteWhen you hear "Holy shit!" in the shower, or jokes start rolling about not going to the whorehouse with that guy is for a reason.
Beast was a white guy, but for whatever reason his prick was grotesquely big. He said that the first time his girlfriend saw it she asked him what he planned to do with it.
Yeah, there's guys out there that for sure need a bigger girth condom. If regular size ones are designed to fit snug, there's no way the percentage of he-dicks could wear that comfortably.
Jarhead
Well, gee, I guess I haven't seen it all. I still think most guys that buy these XXX large are lying and trying to impress the check out girl.
ReplyDeleteBTW, good hands are WAY more important. Fact.
ReplyDeleteHow incredibly offensive.
ReplyDeleteNot to be offensive myself here but my husband is huge. We call it his 'deformity', LOL. I've seen some big dicks, you know? And most of them could probably manage not to injure a woman. And yeah, DD, I totally agree with you. Most of the guys buying these are wishful douchebags.
This must be a joke right? That is just ridiculous. What ad company would publish that?
ReplyDeleteI thot it was an Anti-Herpes ad. It resembles one that I have seen.
ReplyDeleteI guess they couldn't show a shredded vag? Jarhead...would you call that guy a "Pringles can" kinda guy? LOL!!!! Just sizing him up, ya' know.
rox
Ewww! whats with the f'g Chicklet teeth? Bad pic.
ReplyDeleteRox,
ReplyDeleteWe were on leave in the Philippines back in the 90's after a long deployment. In Manila there was a row of whorehouses just a couple of blocks from the Sheraton.
We would take over a particular one called the Firehouse, where the girls thought Mike's prick was so oddly shaped and big that they would call it little Buddha, and just wanted to hold on to it while we drank and played cards.
So Mike "Beast" would sit naked on the bench and just let them fondle his member and giggle. They would kiss his hand and rub his forehead laughing and giggling and serving us beer, they would give blowjobs under the tables, it was heaven on earth for any young man.
His dick had charisma because it was shaped like a beer can, no kidding, it looked like someone stuffed a skin condom on a beer can. He is a College Football Coach in Texas now, that's all I'll say about his identity.
He was denied service by a whore in Ensenada, Mexico. She just walked out of the room shaking her head and pointing at him. Undoubtedly women he walked away with would always come back to openly comment on the oddity they had just encountered. Meanwhile, he remains a great guy and a good husband now that he is married.
Jarhead
Gawd I don't know what to think of that add. I do know there are medical terms for the oddities of extra big and curved. For some reason I did not file them in a retrievable place.
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