Who the fuck is putting out movie posters for a movie that hasn't been made yet and might not ever be made? If that isn't stupid enough, it's the Linda Lovelace story. Everyone has already heard Linda's story and been bored and confused by it. Linda was a porn star, period. She later went on to tell the story that she'd been raped and forced to do porn. She didn't like porn, she liked Jesus. Really? Was a crew member holding a gun to her empty head forcing her to deep throat? Did she make porn for the fucking mafia? I remember she told this crazy story about how her ex, who forced her into porn, would take her into the yard and stick a garden hose up her ass and turn it on. I don't know anyone who would stand there and let a garden hose be stuck up their ass without a fight. Linda was not very bright and she was a porn star. If that's what you are, own it. Become a brand, like Jenna Jameson, don't talk shit. No one in their right mind needs a movie about a dim witted, fucked up, broken porn star...not even starring dim witted, fucked up, broken Lindsay Lohan.*
Scram bracelet. Jebus Cripes on a cracker, what is that shit? It's supposed to monitor The Blow's booze consumption. She's not allowed, by law, to drink anymore. If they stuck one of those things on me, I'd wrap my leg in plastic wrap, put a sock over it and shove it all under the scam bracelet. Then I'd go drink the ocean with a god damned cherry in it. That seems to be what she's doing, she's still in the clubs every night. WTF is the deal with the law making people wear these stupid devices? And how can you legally say someone can't drink when drinking is legal? And why do they give people alcohol education classes as a punishment? What the fuck would you teach a drunken drug addict in those classes that could help them? Either give her some jail time or cut the bitch loose. This shit is so stupid. The world is just so stupid with this shit. The Blow's life has been one stupid crazy illegal thing after another and the authorities and judges just keep sending her to classes. She should have a masters degree by now. Idiots.
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i don't get the scram bracelet either....if she had been arrested for drunk driving more than once or drunk vehicular manslaughter or causing grievous injuries to another while driving drunk then i could understand the scram bracelet....but uh???
her parents have majorly failed her....she needs to be sent to rehab....her life is really quite sad....
If her parents died in an accident, Lindsay might have a chance. I've always said that. As long as those awful people are alive, she has zero chance at anything normal.
and ali is on the same path....
No one is giving this girl what she really needs. To be shunned, rehab and jail time. She needs to learn she is not above the law. Because she is a so "called" celeb. Her career has been in the shitter for awhile. Being a old retired porn star. Who's name only became familiar because of watergate. Is not going to get her a new career or award. She needs help and no contact from anyone. Specially mommy and daddy.
By the way she has been drinking fermented tea. Hum doesn't fermented things like this tea she has been drinking gets you a little drunk? Saw it on yahoo today..
Ali is even sadder because she faces the same fate as Lindsay only that kid has no talent.
are they going to show Linda's famous dog performance too?
The reason that they send people to alcohol classes and make them wear ankle bracelets is because that's where the money's at. She has to pay for every single class she takes and she'll also have to pay for that little tracking device on her ankle which gives the state of California a nice little income boost. Make no mistake, NOBODY gives a shit about rehabbing this girl (not even the government) but they will gladly take every nickle she's got. Is she a train wreck? Hell yes, but there's not a person alive (except maybe Ali) who really gives a shit if this girl lives or dies and it's a shame. As I said in a previous post about LL: the smartest thing she could ever do is man up and take a few months in jail. They'll release her early because of budget constraints and maybe she can finally get off probation. At the rate she's going they're going to keep extending her end date further and further until she dies (on probation). She's been to rehab and it didn't work. Forced rehab never does. If she wants to get help she knows where to get it. Until then, at least she doesn't have any kids she's dragging through this mess (again, other than Ali...... Dina really needs to step in on Ali's behalf but that would require parenting and bitch can't be bothered).
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