It's a good thing my garden Sage came back this year. I have gone through a good part of the smudging sticks I made last year. I had to burn a lot of Sage this morning and redo the mirror spell with fresh blood and ritual.*
I have not said one word to these old ladies since Ruth died Saturday night. I said not one thing to them that night except, yep, she's dead. I have not attended their Jesus meetings or any of the other crazy shit they're up to. I have stayed in my house, only leaving for work. Today Aunt Bitch Face saw me letting my dog out and ran over here as fast as her old legs would move. "Patty! Patty, I want to talk to you!" I could tell by the tone in her evil voice I was in for a lecture on how to behave and how Jesus loves me. I slammed the door in her face. She stood out there pounding.."You open this door right now! I have to talk to you about your mama!" Umm. No thank you, Bitch Face Cunt.
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She continued to pound and yell, so I put on some heavy metal, cranked it and went to the back of the house. The dog was barking, he can't figure out why I won't go to the door. Finally I heard a car pull up and I peeked out the window and it was RosaLee coming to get them. Bitch Face stomped to the car, her old plastic hand bag over her flabby arm and RosaLee put her arms around my mother and escorted her lovingly to the back seat of the car. They took off.
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When will these old bitches figure out that I don't care? I don't give a popcorn fart in a tornado what they do. Why can't RosaLee see the evil like I can? Oh, yeah, because she moved away, so that they can't run her life everyday. I know what my aunt wanted to say..she's mad because I won't talk to them. She's pissed because I won't join them in their crazy. She thinks I owe my "mama" my life and how dare I assume I can do whatever I want right now. I must straighten up and devote my life and every minute of every day to my mother's self imposed schedule. My mama needs a ride to the dollar store, dammit! It's what the bible tells us! The bible says right in it, take your mama to the dollar store or burn in hell!!
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Take a cab, bitch. I need to burn more Sage to get rid of their vibes. Kiss my ass, Jesus.
35 comments:
dd is going to burn in hell
DD is going to Summerland where witches have peace and gardens and never see evil bitches again. Yay, buddy.
Also, I changed my name a long time ago, so they need to stop calling me "Patty." It's demented.
You are as crazy as the rest of them Patty. Do you realize that?
Patty? Patttyyyyy?!? PATTY!!!!
MUAHHH!!!!
You think YOU can bother me after what I grew up with? Bitch, please. You're a joke.
you should crank some corporate avenger next time she comes a knocking....
the bible is bullshit....they have other good songs too....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6CNNWT4yFc
christians murdered indians
jesus christ homosexual....
you do not owe your mother thing your life.....just because someone squeezed you out doesn't mean you owe them jack shit....
parents should love and protect their children and when they do not, they have abdicated their 'rights'.....fuck her and fuck your aunt bitch face....
DD ~ I have a friend who knows a person that knows some people who could take care of your 'problem'. Help is there if you need it. ;)
The age-old guilt trip. When will old ladies learn that never works? Especially if the object of your attentions hasn't done anything to feel guilty for? Your cousin is nuts too. The next generation, if you will...
anon, you need to go for a long dive down a well......
you're a sick twisted pervert....
I don't think most people can understand the guilt trip they put on you (Tia, I know you do)..they have raised us to believe we were created to serve them. Our lives have no other meaning and we have no rights. That's the way they are. I aint buyin' it anymore and they can't handle that. They want to beat some sense into me with the bible. Have you ever been beaten with a bible? Literally? It sucks.
Dear DD,
I understand about guilt trips....LOL, that's why I live in Spain and they're in the US! They're master manipulaters (mom and grandma). Just do your thing, and live your life... you owe them nothing! If anything, they owe you for your shitty childhood ... although that's another post lol!
I am STILL trying to not "sweat the small stuff"..... my bp is never under 180/120. So, we all need to learn. Sigh.
Beth in Seville.
I think it was Erma Bombeck who said "the reason your mother is so good at pushing your buttons is because she installed them" or something to that effect. DD you are doing the smart thing by ignoring your sadistic mother and the people she surrounds herself with. If any of them are worth knowing they will soon figure her out anyway. I'm glad you didn't open the door! Good for you!
DD, with your family I'm surprised you don't need to be growing 40 acres of sage year round.
They talk to you like you're still a kid for crying out loud! I never get why the think that guilt trip will work, when people play the "you owe you mom your life" card, it makes no real sense. No one is born into this world to be abused & free slave labour to anyone else no matter how crazy & delusional they might be. It's not like they asked you & many people would have picked very different parents if given that option. Will you be my child? Oh hell no, lady, ain't no one here volunteering for that insanity! You got it right, keep walking away from them, keep ignoring them.
LOL! I like that, take your mama to the dollar store or burn in hell! I guess dollar stores would have been a Roman invention back then. Aw come on Caligula, this dented centurion helm isn't worth a whole dollar, be a sport, throw in the chariot wheels & some opium too.
Oh. My. God.
Every time you say mama I picture Carol Burnett saying it!.
Jarhead
I think it's a genetic thing, the guilt trip. Generation after generation of mothers doing it, thinking that they are justified because their mother did it to them. I pride myself on my mothering and I catch myself at times, sneaking something in, but guilting your kid into doing the dishes is a little different than demanding a life of servitude :/ Children should only do things for you because they WANT to, because you've done such a good job raising them, that they love you so much, they want to make things easier for you. Your mother did no such thing, therefore, deserves nothing.
My Mom was really good at the guilt trip.
I have 3 other siblings (one of them a sister). But she would always want ME to help her.
I was raising two young girls (elementary school), working a full time job, plus hubby and housework and ALL that entails. She had the nerve to say that I needed to straighten out my priorities. Meaning she was supposed to be at the top of my to do list.
I miss her but I do not miss the guilt.
You don't owe abusers, or those who watched abuse happen and did nothing. And they are still abusive....
I have been hanging around this blog for a while, and I remember back when you first moved in to your present house. You were commanded to drive them around hours a day, and be at their constant beck and call, no matter the weather, your health, or any of your own needs. And they talked and acted crazy the entire time, while showing you zero respect or care. And you were super kind and patient with them, gave them every chance, and put up with it as long as you could. Which is way longer than anyone else could or would have.
You have earned thos peace filled blooming gardens many times over.
I wish you peace and gardens and sanity. It will happen!!!!!
I don't believe in Jesus crap either but I find it funny someone that holds such views on those that do say things like burn sage, cast spells and think they are going somewhere called Summerland? Seriously?
DD,
It freaks me out sometimes when you post something like this thread and how close to home it hits. You are a wonderful writer.
I guess thats why I read here.
I'm going to hell when I die. Big deal. Hell is the place your body gets put after you die. King James bible says Jesus spent time in hell. About three days. Maybe you remember the story? For us, some get a grave. Some get much less. Dead is dead. Nowhere. Not feeling. Not aware. Not tortured until the end of time for 65 years measly and pathetic years of life on earth. Seriously what sin would warrant that kind of punishment. The wages sin pays is death. Death is the end, the payment for whatever sins you committed while alive. It's a shame that death is a good enough payment for god but not his fan club. The bible thumpers ought to actually read their bibles instead of hitting people over the head with it.
DD you're done owing your family anything and when you go, enjoy your peace in Summerland.
DD...On April 1st you posted your April Fool. A good while back, you sent me an addy for the Villisca pictures and on that same site, you had the April Fool and pictures of things and places. I've seen a few of them (one was a old wagon) on this site once in a while. I don't know how you save your things, but it might help you find the Vallisca pictures. I did keep the site, but it was on laptop and that one is not working any more. I hope this helps you find those pics. They were good!
They gotta always have something to hold over your head and when they can't find anything else, they'll use the Jesus card.
Wow. I thought my dad was a control freak. Love him but cant trust him. Sorry DD. It sucks when our parents turn out to be turds.
Frimmy, you're on target as usual. Don't know why people are so hyped up to go to Heaven or Valhalla or wherever they plan on spending eternity. I wouldn't want to miss out on this life for any eternity. I think I would have put up an electric fence to keep those crazy bitches off my lawn, Pat. You're a stronger woman than me.
Hi Frimmy!
I like the story of Jesus descending into Hell/Pandemonium-, right at the moment that the fallen angels landed and got froggy about getting kicked down.
I believe that the demons fell for three days before landing in Hell. Jesus just came down and threatened another whooping at the hands of Abdiel. great story-
My favorite part though is when the Devil finds a way out of Hell and confronts death and sin (his daughter)-guarding the gates of Hell. The conversation between them is very interesting.
I don't care either way about it. No pain means no pain in the afterlife, and how can love not beget more love?.
I think the biblical message is mostly muddled by 2000 years of translation, corruption, self-interest, personal gain, global dominance, and a very tight knit group of crazies. I like the message behind the Jesus ethos. Love thy neighbor, mind your fucking business, but help when you can. Everything else is jive to me.
jarhead
I love the way to talk, Jarhead.
Daphne
And I agree.
I'm enjoying the fact that I'm going through a time of minor trama and crabbie responds by spamming my post.
I watched a couple of Carol Burnett shows on youtube and thought about you. I laughed for an hour listening to mama.
jarhead
Your family sounds crazy. I've only been reading for awhile. I would love to read more about this mom of yours so I need to go through your archives.
Hope those old women leave you alone.
sandy
The Crabster is comic relief.
Sandy, there's another family story, a long one, in the August "09 section. I am working on moving all the stories to a seperate site.
Pat, don't assume we're a bunch of sycophants asking for your memoirs. I've been reading here around 2-3 years and kept coming back because you're funny, incisive, intelligent and because you've got good stories. I KNOW I'd be one of the first to buy it, if you were to publish a book.
You could do it on your computer for a lark and if you liked it you could try to find a publisher. Lots of bloggers seem to segue to printed books, why not you?
Nattie, thanks. I am more interested in the comments of people who read here and have followed me than any money I could make with a book. Though money wouldn't be a bad thing. But, there are many things to horrible to put on a blog. I think I've found a solution though. I'm working on it.
thanks DD, I'll bookmark and read it in awhile.
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