Oh, fuckydoodle. I hate it when Jessica Simpson gains weight. Then assholes have to post how fat she is and then she has to cry in a thousand articles and twatter about how she is not fat boo fucking hoo. And then we all have to take sides and it goes on for months until she loses 20 pounds and then there are 5,000 articles of her weight loss secrets. The only thing more irritating is when she says "I'm in love"....again.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Spare (tire) me
Oh, fuckydoodle. I hate it when Jessica Simpson gains weight. Then assholes have to post how fat she is and then she has to cry in a thousand articles and twatter about how she is not fat boo fucking hoo. And then we all have to take sides and it goes on for months until she loses 20 pounds and then there are 5,000 articles of her weight loss secrets. The only thing more irritating is when she says "I'm in love"....again.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
18 comments:
didn't even look like her! and who has 'friends' who are that perfectly coiffed?
I can't figure it out?...are those boobs up or down? It looks like they're headed both ways.
The boobs do look weird. The cleavage is so high, but the boobs are so much lower. How's that work???
Smashed boobies. She needs a bigger size.
she is a tubbo, in this pic, anyway. You are totally spot on about her ups and downs(weight and love). It gets on my nerves, too. She must have some awfully stretched out skin! One day she won't be able to lose it, she'll look like Kirstie Alley and stay that way!
I don't recognize her either!!! You know what if she keeps gaining that weight its probably what her body tells her she should be.
She should apply for federal disaster relief.
Who gives a fuck, Jess? You're fat, I'm fat, either do something about it or shut the fuck up and pass the Haagen Dazs.
Poor Jessica. I really like her, and I know how hard it was when I gained a lot of weight. I could almost see the glee on my bitchy girlfriends' faces. She's either going to have to adjust to it clothing and attitude wise; or she's going to have to do what it takes to stay a size 2 or less. The truth is, she stands to lose a lot of money if she doesn't stay viable looks-wise in hollywood. If I were her, and it meant the difference between a huge career and $$$ or 20lbs., I'd do what it took to lose the 20lbs. (cocaine) lol.
She isn't fat, she just isn't paparazzi, supermodel thin. She is probably an 8/10, not fat. This is why young girls have issues with weight. But yes, she needs to buy clothes a size bigger.
I think someone here hit the nail on the head. This is the size her body wants to be. She just hasn't learned to buy clothes in a corresponding size. Which shows off the extra pounds and makes her miserable.
My personal opinion is that she needs to find a good man who will like her thick or thin, and marry her and she can have the babies she wants. My humble opinion.
I honestly don't think she has any big career ahead of her. Her deal was being a pretty, young virgin with big boobs, and she got married, and so parts of that are gone for good. Other than that , her voice is not great, she's not a great actress, etc.
She needs to make her peace with who and what she is, and get on with the rest of her life. She could still have a great one. Marry some rich businessman or something, and have a beautiful home and family, and be the celebrity face of some cause or other.
She's just picking all the wrong guys. . . (and the wrong clothes).
Being "fat" is the only way she can get attention. Her record label dropped her, her movies don't make any money and her show "The Price of Beauty" has already been cancelled. She is a has-been and people don't care about her. The ONLY attention she gets is when the tabloids call her fat. I don't feel sorry for her, she loves every minute of it. If she didn't, she would lose some weight-she's got enough money to hire chefs and personal trainers.
Did you guys read that her sister Ashlee told the press they shouldn't pick on Jessica for her looks because everybody should love themselves for who they are? This from someone who had a nose job! Lame. (I'm not against plastic surgery, but I think that was a hypocritical thing to say.)
WOW, I would have never thought that was her. I don't consider her fat though. I think she might could lose a few pounds, but nothing major.
Obviously she knows how to lose it, as she has done it before.
~Palmetto Girl
I'm in the minority of people who actually like her. I don't know why she's such a target for criticism. I guess it's because she's so open with her feelings.
Looks like Drew Barrymore/Kelly Osbourne mixed. Never would have guessed it was JS.
She should have stayed with Nick Lachey. Things kind of tanked for her after their divorce.
I thot that was a pic of Anna Nicole Smith! She is very short, like 5' 1" so she really can't gain much weight w/o it really being noticed. She seems to have no problems with being overweight. So, who cares? She doesnt need to sing or act anymore. Her designing of bags & boots, shoes & clothing will keep her rich forever. Its great stuff & affordable. Love Jess but she's really too young to let her weight get out of control already. She hasnt even had a baby yet. Maybe she eats when she's depressed about being single or fat. Its a vicious cycle. She will be fine. & seems to have accepted that she is not a skinny gal.
rox
I would worry about a friend if his or her weight fluctuated so drastically and with such regularity as Ms. Simpson's seems to. Plus or minus five pounds a couple of times a year is normal, but she seems to yo-yo like, well, a yo-yo. That's not good for her.
she has the dolly parton syndrom, humongasourus tits; as she gains weight it all accumulates in her chest! Real big breast go all over the place when they are squashed into a size "too small for you" dress! like i tell my children, specially my daughter, who is not overweight but has a bit of large belly: she needs to eat right and keep her weight in accordance to her body size, height, bone structure and so forth, and not for looks but your HEALTH which in turn affects your HEART. I tell her you have to keep your heart healthy because we want her around for a long time and free of health issues like high blood pressure, and all kinds of ailments that come from being overweight and forcing your heart to work harder than it should! JS needs to watch out for all that up and down on her weight, she will end up dying of a heart attack!
Post a Comment