Handy advice from an ad in Woman's Day magazine. And remember not to let things get too personal. You know, like when your boss sniffs your vagina and says, "I don't think you're as fresh as a Summer's evening, Sally.''
i run a vintage ads community on livejournal and there countless ads from the 50s showing women in distress because their husbands don't love them anymore and they need to douche with lysol!!!
Wonder if men rinse their balls before asking for a raise? *eyeroll*
Miss Tia, I always laugh at those old ads that tell you how to be the good wife. I remember one saying to make sure to reapply your lipstick 10 minutes before you husband comes home. Hahahaha... I could never imagine living a life like that.
Can you imagine how many women fucked themselves up by douching with Lysol?? OMFG. And now, the ad companies are still telling us we stink. Fuck that shit.
Lysol???????????? Gyno's will tell you NOT to douche. It messes up the PH balance "down there"...but OMG! Lysol? Go straight to the ER, do not stop!!! "I have Lysol in my vag...is that a bad thing"? Ya think??
I find this amusing and I'll tell you why. There is NOTHING nastier than the smell of boys once they hit puberty. All you ladies out there with sons will agree. I can not fathom how my daughter in law stands it...LOL When my first son hit it, I could not figure out where the stench was coming from. A mix of feet and ass, is what comes to mind.
I read once that its all genetics, finding someone that is repelling in smell to you, would generally not be a good genetic match for you to have children with.
Angie...I could never quite nail down THAT smell before! Now you did it for me. SOOOO TRUE!!! Exactly! I am gonna pee from laffing girls! This is too much for me today. xoxo rox
Meissa...I gotta say ...your "awesomesauce line was pretty great. I call a tie on this one!! I even swiped that line & posted it on my daughtes FB wall! I gave you credit!! Don't worry!! LOL!!!
ahahaha!!! Too funny, DD. And so true, it's total bullshit.
Ahahaha!!! @ Shelton's rinse their balls. Imagine if we suggested it how affronted they'd be. No difference.
(I'm sure it's another Sally, Sally lol)
I concur with Angie. I'm raising a early teens boy and OMG I can't believe my sweet smelling baby of years ago has turned into this reeking, walking pile of damp stench. At least he's getting to the point where he can't stand the smell of himself and takes himself off to shower. Not soon enough, however. Not soon enough.
I've been around guys that smell so bad they'd knock a buzzard off a shit truck. One particular guy I'll never forget was from Ghana.
He would clean his ear with a q-tip, lick it clean and then clean the other ear canal with the same end. When he ran past you it made your eyes water and had a particular smell that hung around like burnt eggs.
Frimmy, the shower doesn't take it away, have you noticed that? They smell of soap, usually Axe, for about 30 minutes and then, the fog rises again. I think the asshats that came up with the idea of FDS probably did it to divert attention from their own foulness.
Well people, you know what they say about karma. It seems that Lil Hitler might be having some family problems of her own. While she was riding my ass for being out of work when my husband was dying, her daughter was busy stealing $160,000 over 2 years from money orders. She worked at her brother's grocery store and she was writing these money orders and going around the area cashing them. That comes out to about $6500 a month. The girl lived at home with Lil Hitler. Unless she was stashing the money away somewheres, how do you hide the things she must have been buying? Also, she is about 10 months pregnant. I wonder if Lil Hitler has been able to keep her mind on work because you know she wouldn't miss a day of work for something as trivial as death or taking her daughter off to jail!!! I don't wish either one of them any harm, but it's funny how things workout. Payback is a bitch!
So far the new pricipal and new assistant principal have come in with both guns blazing. They are taking a strong stand and that is good. I just hope it stays that way. I'm keeping my fingers crossed!
I only have one boy, and he has never smelled bad, so I'll just trust you on the boys smelling bad, thing. Andy did start using a lot of Axe when he hit puberty, and sometimes it would be so heavy it would almost choke a person, but as for bad smell. . . no. Remember all the interesting douche scents that came out about 34 years ago? I was a student nurse, and a number of people kept talking about the heavy pine scent at the nurse's station. The unit secretary kept trying to hush everyone, and finally she admitted it was her douche. Gag. Nothing says cleanliness like a pine forest up your hoo-hoo.
I enjoy a thorough cooter wash every now and again but it's the scents that always crack me up. They sell baby powder scented douche! Who the fuck is buying this? And who the fuck gets turned on by smelling it?
OMG, have not been on DD in MONTHS, life has been crazy busy but reading these comments is the reason i will always come back to read TDD! MIss you all ladies!
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!!!! WTF?!?!?
i run a vintage ads community on livejournal and there countless ads from the 50s showing women in distress because their husbands don't love them anymore and they need to douche with lysol!!!
Wonder if men rinse their balls before asking for a raise? *eyeroll*
Miss Tia, I always laugh at those old ads that tell you how to be the good wife. I remember one saying to make sure to reapply your lipstick 10 minutes before you husband comes home. Hahahaha... I could never imagine living a life like that.
Can you imagine how many women fucked themselves up by douching with Lysol?? OMFG. And now, the ad companies are still telling us we stink. Fuck that shit.
Lysol???????????? Gyno's will tell you NOT to douche. It messes up the PH balance "down there"...but OMG! Lysol? Go straight to the ER, do not stop!!! "I have Lysol in my vag...is that a bad thing"? Ya think??
rox
I find this amusing and I'll tell you why. There is NOTHING nastier than the smell of boys once they hit puberty. All you ladies out there with sons will agree. I can not fathom how my daughter in law stands it...LOL When my first son hit it, I could not figure out where the stench was coming from. A mix of feet and ass, is what comes to mind.
I read once that its all genetics, finding someone that is repelling in smell to you, would generally not be a good genetic match for you to have children with.
Hmm, this is good advice.
ROFL Angie!!! ..a mix of feet and ass... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA best line of the day I swear!
Angie...I could never quite nail down THAT smell before! Now you did it for me. SOOOO TRUE!!! Exactly! I am gonna pee from laffing girls! This is too much for me today.
xoxo
rox
Meissa...I gotta say ...your "awesomesauce line was pretty great. I call a tie on this one!! I even swiped that line & posted it on my daughtes FB wall! I gave you credit!! Don't worry!! LOL!!!
rox
"I don't think you're as fresh as a Summer's evening, Sally.''
Should I be insulted?
ahahaha!!! Too funny, DD. And so true, it's total bullshit.
Ahahaha!!! @ Shelton's rinse their balls. Imagine if we suggested it how affronted they'd be. No difference.
(I'm sure it's another Sally, Sally lol)
I concur with Angie. I'm raising a early teens boy and OMG I can't believe my sweet smelling baby of years ago has turned into this reeking, walking pile of damp stench. At least he's getting to the point where he can't stand the smell of himself and takes himself off to shower. Not soon enough, however. Not soon enough.
Ha,ha. This is so insulting.
I've been around guys that smell so bad they'd knock a buzzard off a shit truck. One particular guy I'll never forget was from Ghana.
He would clean his ear with a q-tip, lick it clean and then clean the other ear canal with the same end. When he ran past you it made your eyes water and had a particular smell that hung around like burnt eggs.
jarhead
Frimmy, the shower doesn't take it away, have you noticed that? They smell of soap, usually Axe, for about 30 minutes and then, the fog rises again. I think the asshats that came up with the idea of FDS probably did it to divert attention from their own foulness.
I agree completely!
Well people, you know what they say about karma. It seems that Lil Hitler might be having some family problems of her own. While she was riding my ass for being out of work when my husband was dying, her daughter was busy stealing $160,000 over 2 years from money orders. She worked at her brother's grocery store and she was writing these money orders and going around the area cashing them. That comes out to about $6500 a month. The girl lived at home with Lil Hitler. Unless she was stashing the money away somewheres, how do you hide the things she must have been buying?
Also, she is about 10 months pregnant. I wonder if Lil Hitler
has been able to keep her mind on work because you know she wouldn't miss a day of work for something as trivial as death or taking her daughter off to jail!!!
I don't wish either one of them any harm, but it's funny how things workout. Payback is a bitch!
oh that's great jane!!!
is your new principal okay?
So far the new pricipal and new assistant principal have come in with both guns blazing. They are taking a strong stand and that is good. I just hope it stays that way. I'm keeping my fingers crossed!
Karma is sweet. Could not have happened to a more deserving person.
I only have one boy, and he has never smelled bad, so I'll just trust you on the boys smelling bad, thing. Andy did start using a lot of Axe when he hit puberty, and sometimes it would be so heavy it would almost choke a person, but as for bad smell. . . no.
Remember all the interesting douche scents that came out about 34 years ago? I was a student nurse, and a number of people kept talking about the heavy pine scent at the nurse's station. The unit secretary kept trying to hush everyone, and finally she admitted it was her douche. Gag. Nothing says cleanliness like a pine forest up your hoo-hoo.
I enjoy a thorough cooter wash every now and again but it's the scents that always crack me up. They sell baby powder scented douche! Who the fuck is buying this? And who the fuck gets turned on by smelling it?
ROFLMAO. I really needed that laugh today. A pine scented cooter is an angry cooter.
OMG, have not been on DD in MONTHS, life has been crazy busy but reading these comments is the reason i will always come back to read TDD! MIss you all ladies!
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