Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Paris detained..who gives two shits?

I'm not interested in Paris being detained from entering Japan, unless there's hilarious film of her sticking her long nose in the air and flipping her weave, because you know she did. Like, ehh, pffft, how dare anyone question me..daddy! I'd just like to say her wardrobe sucks worse than Suri Cruise's kitten heels. How would you like to have access to millions and be addicted to catoony, hello krappy, mental age 6 shit like that? What the fuck is wrong with her?

12 comments:

Bayou Jane said...

I was just thinking it looked like Daisy Duck!

Anonymous said...

Hi Jane, I saw Reggie's leg break on ESPN today. He may be back in six weeks which would give his body time to heal for the play offs. Optimism is a requirement for Saints fans right?.

Paris caries such a bad reputation, but what a great party partner for a weekend (save the herpes). The best blow, the stickiest,dankest weed. Why not?.

She's never had to grow up and always had the means to do whatever she wanted.

Jarhead

CJ said...

She is a cartoon character, so she might as well dress like one. It does look like something Daisy Duck would wear.

miss tia said...

can japan please keep her?????

Maureen said...

She has terrible taste. She has access to gorgeous designer clothing, but always ends up looking disatrous.

Bayou Jane said...

Reggie won't be able to fly for a while. I heard about his leg this morning. The rest of the team will have to pull his weight. I'm hoping for the best. Last night was way to close for a team we were supposed to walk away with!
Jarhead, I have learned to live on optimism! When you said "the stickiest, dankest", I thought you were talking about Paris!

Bayou Jane said...

Miss Tia...maybe Japan could teach her to bind her big feet. Everytime I look at her, my eyes go to her big feet. They just look so strange! I guess I'm in a mean mood again!

NancyB said...

Bayou Jane --LOL!!!!

NancyB said...

Miss Tia - love your comment!

Anonymous said...

Very funny Jane!-

49'ers have great talent but no cohesion- I'm not surprised it almost went to O.T.

Jarhead

Anonymous said...

honestly I can't stand Paris Hilton but I actually liked the dress...

Jenna

Anonymous said...

Have Nicky's thighs ever been introduced to each other?? Cuz you know they've never met! Jeez....

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