Thursday, September 2, 2010

The Rachel Zoe Project..project

While Rox continues to insist that the housewives aren't real..rather than address that again..it occurred to me there's something that IS real that shouldn't be. And entire television show, seasons long, which revolves around what Demi and Cameron wear. Yep, that's correct. Demi and Cameron's clothes have their own show. Repeat after me, in a death bed monotone.."What will Demi wear to the Emmy's? What will Cameron wear to the Oscars?"
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The monotone works best if you look like a concentration camp survivor. I die.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh.My.God.I.Die.

Heidi said...

Shut..the..Front..Door.

We should have a drinking game. Everytime Rachel is with someone that is eating (breakfast, lunch, dinner, a tic tac) and she is not..You have to consume!
I would be sooo drunk if I played! LOL

Table full of people eating (and she is not) double shot!

Anonymous said...

She claims to have stomach issues, (ulsers). w/e..it's actually called anorexia. But are you talking about me? LOL! Are Demi & Cameron who I think they are? Cuz I know it's not Zoe and her gay BFF.

rox
PS: Real Housewives is a crock of fake butta...

Anonymous said...

She makes a career of dressing celebs. That amazes me.

Anonymous said...

Bullshit career for a bullshit peddler.

Anonymous said...

ALL 'reality' shows are scripted. Just look at all of the different camera angles and you'll see that they can't possibly be shot in one take.

rox

Alison said...

I've heard that Rachel Zoe only eats about four different things and all of them are vegetables. Apparently she had a fit at a restaurant because they gave her the "wrong kind" of veggies and she refused to eat them. What a fun life she must lead...

I watched this show once and had to turn it off because I couldn't stand her dramatics. I hate when people act like having some show biz job is as important as finding the cure for cancer. I could not stand Rachel's frantic screaming and gasping over what dress Debra Messing chose to wear to a premiere. Get a life Rachel!

sally said...

Lit.er.ally. BA.NA.NAS.

I LOVE Rachel Zoe. I only just noticed her not eating on this last episode in London when Roger was eating waffles and she was just staring at them. You could LITERALLY see her salivating. I know it's a sickness, but sometimes I envy that control. I wish I could have just a smidge of self control when it comes to things like WAFFLES!
HAHA!

valle said...

I die as well.

Unknown said...

Daaaaayum!

Anonymous said...

Listen to me...she's amean heinous bitch because she's f'g starving to death. Thats why she's so damn mean to everyone and she has ulcers because her stomach has to create stomach acid just to have something to do all day. Skinny7- bitch is no longer just an insult. Its an actual physical description.
rox

valle said...

just wanna say there are some funny chicks on here ! I came here yesterday and lol'd and i reread and lol'd again today. Funny girls!

Cynthia said...

LOVE this show!
It couldn't be any more shallow and narcissistic - fashion is her LIFE. It's scary and fascinating at the same time to see so much drama expended over virtually nothing that really matters.
The woman really needs to take up a new cause - something that deserves that kind of manic energy (like Biafra or Haiti or cleaning up the Gulf coast).
Rachel's husband is in a lather to get her preggers. Isn't gonna happen - she's way too selfish and is bone-thin. Between her age and lack of body mass, the odds of a junior Rachel being conceived are slim to none.
What's interesting will be to see by the season's end if Roger dumps her ass.