It's just occurred to me that the line of women competing for George Clooney's elusive hand resemble the court of one Henry VIII th...(VIIIth?) anyway..it aint happening. Can't you just see him turning to his butler and saying, "I tire of her, (waves hand) I like her not. Send her to the tower." And in the background there are hideous screams. George's pet pig was our true queen and now that it's dead the common people will have no other. Long live George!Oh, and I typed that in an English accent.
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George will always be a hottie. He just gets better with age. He kinda has that Cary Grant thing going. Or Paul Newman .. even in his 80s he was still hot.(and I don't care if Cary was gay)
Have you ever been to the tower of london? In it there is a display of armour, and Henry 8's codpiece is at least 16 inches long and 4inches circumference. I kid you not. The guy was a maniac. Thought his dick was as big as his forearm. He was a prick. kinda like sara palin! ha!
I read that with an English accent! ROFL
He is still hot. I have thought so since I first saw him on ER.
I wouldn't lose me head over it, madame. :)
Sally, that's hilarious. Holbine painted him with a huge codpiece too. I always wondered how afraid he was of Henry.
They were all afraid of Henry. Fear of Henry is why England is protestant and not catholic to this very day.
But, when Henry's daughter Elisabeth became queen she said to let the Catholics have their relics and crosses. She was intent to have tolerance. I guess there wasn't any anyhow. Among men, I mean.
p.s..Sally, don't you love love love the Tudor dynasty and all it's scandal?
That made me cackle! Thanks for the laugh, DD!
I thought George Clooney was very handsome when he was young. Now, not so much.
He was really cute playing Booker on Roseanne...
Good one!! I always assume, like Gene Simmons, that all things are not as they seem when a man is wearing armor. Anybody can accentuate what they have with armor. I always kinda think, yea, THATS not all his!!
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