Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Macaroni on the porch

Why did my mother cook a huge pot of mac and cheese and then throw it all over her front porch? The cats like it? The social worker will be impressed when she walks by there? Is it art? Who, exactly, in her tiny mind, thought this was a normal thing to do? Should I clean it up or ignore it? Why does she do this shit?? WHY?

Let's all go to therapy
therapy, therapy.
Let's all go to therapy,
and then have family time!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

22 comments:

Dirty Disher said...

Isn't there a troll out there who wants to kill me? I'll give you my address.

Noelle said...

Are you sure that committing her wouldn't be an act of love. Even if it is out of love for yourself.

Noelle said...

Good luck through therapy day. No back breaking. :)

Maybe Luella should have a session. She probably needs a team of therapists.

Dirty Disher said...

Love.. my ass. Bat shit old bitch from hell.

Dirty Disher said...

She didn't even put it in a bowl. She just tossed the whole pot of shit. She's retarded. I am so sick of living like this. Now I know why Eric bitched all the time.

Dirty Disher said...

AND, gdammit, I don't get this family time shit. These people are NOT my family. My grandkids are MY family and I do what I'm supposed to. Now I have to pretend I like spending time with the rest of them. What the fuck did I do wrong?

Angie said...

Is this family therapy a condition of you having temporary custody?

Anonymous said...

She had better be careful. When she got caught impersonating you to the authorities she outed her crazy self. With any luck at all the law will just haul her off. Just hope she doesn't affect the situation with Lis.

Dirty Disher said...

THAT is exactly what I
m afraid of. And I can't get it through her thick dumb head. She is so stupid.

Anonymous said...

Throwing Macaroni out the door. What For? Did she burn it or did the Mac speak to here and said "Throw me out for the cats"

Your mom needs to knock off her Blasted Nut Job Instigator ways. She is really trying to screw your life having lis. In her wicked mind she thinks she has done no harm.

Fawn.

Christina said...

I think you should take the social services person on a stroll to see your mom's place and then talk to her about applying for a government check for taking care of your mom. Tell the soc. worker that you are the care provider, that this is why you live next to her, and that it is hard work with her crazy behavior and demands. See if they will compensate you for it.
Can you imagine your mom's reaction if she found out? She wouldn't know if she should be vessel-poppingly pissed, or if she should be proud of you for figuring out that angle to get a government check.
I am joking, Pat, but not really, if you know what I mean.
I'm sorry she is the way she is, and that you have to live next to her.

Dirty Disher said...

She's a blunder buss of ass crack evil.

Peg said...

I'm afraid they might ask Lis if she spends time there. I would hate to see your mom ruin your custody situation.

mary_mary said...

See, this is why I think Jack Kevorkian was a hero and should have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for Humane Causes. Wish there were legal ways to 'off' this bat shit albatross that is around your neck, Dear DD.

Noelle said...

She was just sloppin the cats. Handy right out the front door.

Heidi said...

Not being evil but couldnt she fall down and have to get evaluated at the hospital. I am not saying broken hips or anything but enough of a scare that you want to make sure. When she starts spouting off her crap, they will call it, and put her in a rest home.

Anonymous said...

*sloppin the cats* snort

Ann

A-Gran said...

I laughed at the cat slopping too. What a tacky, trashy old woman. Isn't there a Winnie the Pooh shirt we can stick on that vile old woman?

DD said...

Slopin' the cats..exactly. WHO does that??

Unknown said...

Jesus fucking christ. That woman is nuts.

lia said...

my mum refused to move into an aged care home and my brother, who lives 500 miles away, refused to believe she had dementia. so i just had to wait until she was comitted. at once stage i was in such deep despair over it i seriously considered pouring kerosine over me and flicking on a lighter. life is so much better now that she is locked up. i mean 61 years of abuse, my whole life, it was long enough! i dont know how these things work in the states but here if you cant cook, shower, use a phone, the toilet etc. anymore, they put you in a nursing home. your mum sounds bat crazy! you and lis should come first, she's had her time.

lia

lia

Melissa said...

Sorry, DD. There's nothing I can add. It will get shittier before it gets better, but there is an end in sight. I just hope she doesn't fuck everything up for you and Lissa but I'm comforted in knowing that the social worker you are dealing with has a brain and gets it.

Maybe you should start dumping your rotten left overs on her door step and see how she feels about that.