Tuesday, September 20, 2011

More stupid, bigger better stupid


Top New York designer Alexander Wang's spilt coffee T-shirt, created for coffee chain Starbucks, costs $85.00.


Holy shitmonkey, all my T shirts look like that. I'm rich! I'm rich!!

19 comments:

Unknown said...

Lolwhat??

Noelle said...

Hold on wait! I'm having a vision! We could do one for Merlot and Cabernet and Hi-C fruit drink. Oooh let's do one with Mt. Dew. It will look like you've been pissed on. Who's in?

Anonymous said...

Nice to be a well known fashion designer and everyone knows your name. So you can make something as ridiculous as this.

Fawn

mary_mary said...

Not so nice to be a well known fashion designer and everyone knows your name and you come up with a stupid, lazy idea like this.
What kind of fuckery IS this? (Shakes head.)

mary_mary said...

Seriously, if you filled a clear plastic bag with shit and put a strap on it, then have some celebutard parade it around Hollywood, everyone would want Le Shit Bag. Look at Uggs, for krissakes.

Dirty Disher said...

Gladiator sandals. Fuck, I hate those ugly mothers.

mary_mary said...

Yuck. Ditto, especially when they come in metallic bronze, gold or silver.

Christina said...

This idea was already used in the 80's. So he's a copycat.
I have a T-shirt that has coffee stains all over the front, with the labels as to "Guatamalan" "High Mountain Colombian", etc. all over the front. There was one that came out for red wines at the same time.
He is a pathetic copycat.
How lame that there will be those who spend that amount of money on a shirt such as this one.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE MY UGGS !!!!!!!! (THey arent the prettiest things, but they sure are comfy....)

snowbunnie

bima as herself said...

I love my Le Shit bag!

mary_mary said...

@snowbunnie,
Oh my stars, I understand the comfort of UGGS, so I didn't mean to offend .... here in LA, women wear them with cocktail dresses or "daisy dukes" while out to dinner or the theater. Makes you want to gouge out your own eyes.

mary_mary said...

@Bima,
LOL - I guess I better start up the production line and start making Le Shit Bags. Now, where is that can of baked beans?

Heidi said...

I have like two shirts that have bleach stains on them from hair coloring. They are the most comfy house shirts and I am not ready to give them up.
They must be worth something on ebay...like those dirty socks!


*It is Heidi..not a troll! I am on the kids computer!*

Anonymous said...

@mary_mary...

I get it with the shorts and uggs..ick...but here in the Rockies, they are my fav winter thing...you did not offend...just my dumb opinion... and i think we are going to have snow up to our eyeballs this winter here.....

snowbunnie

Anonymous said...

Starbucks chachkas are such crap. They're always 5 years behind any trend and their crap is overpriced. They seem convinced anyone would love to pay whatever price they ask just for the honour of owning a piece of crap with 'Starbucks' stamped all over it. Who actually buys that sh.t?

A-Gran said...

Uggs are still in fashion in LA? Hot damn, that means they're good for another 10 years here in hillbilly country! This makes me want to do another banjo solo.

A-Gran said...

I like Uggs AND Crocs. I'm fucking disgusting.

mary_mary said...

@Tonya,
You are a hoot, not disgusting. <3

mary_mary said...

@Bima,
I think we are neighbors. I was born and raised in Los Angeles and currently live in the Miracle Mile near LACMA and the Tar Pits.