Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Oh, they're dead? Put 'em in our water system


A Florida funeral home has introduced an eerie alternative to burial or cremation - body liquefaction.

The stainless steel machine can dissolve a corpse in just under three hours, and the 'brownish, syrupy' liquid is then pumped into the municipal water system.
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It's clean and sterile! Yeah. Florida isn't the only state to have and use this contraption. Our town water is not drinkable now. 'Progress' isn't going to stop until the entire world's water supply is undrinkable. Our sewage is covered in chemicals and pumped back into our water supply and now dead bodies, by the millions, will be slurried and pumped back in. Yum, water! Enough of this horse shit already. Doesn't anyone have any common sense anymore? Who's Earth is this anyway?

7 comments:

Noelle said...

EEWWW! Look how happy that man seems to be about it. Doesn't really bother me though. You know where the body fluids go when your embalmed right? Down the drain.

Can't you hear him say. "It's best to have the ceremony before the procedure."

Dirty Disher said...

EVERYTHING goes in our water system. That's what I'm saying. Floride, poisions, farm chems, dead bodys..stop it. Fucking stop it now. A cow has more sense. The shit they put in to clean it up is deadly. Jesusfuckingchristonacrutch.

SolitaryAngel said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Anonymous said...

Chemical WarFare Zombie's. I see it happen with this. People will be drinking up the water. Next your chewing up your Neighbor.

Fawn

Dirty Disher said...

You haven't met my neighbor.

Heidi said...

Yup, that is nasty.

Unknown said...

Oh dear. that's the nastiest shit I've read all day. So when you die we'll just flush you down the toilet with the beta and the goldfish.