Is it okay if I think she's gangly and stringy and while she's not flat out ugly, her face is oddly masculine and not in a good way and not pretty and never has been no matter what lighting they use and I can't watch any movie that has a love scene with her because the very thought of any human willingly touching their lips to hers skeeves me out worse than maggoty road kill and I am not the least bit jealous of anything she has except her money?
Friday, October 14, 2011
Paltrow-itis
Is it okay if I think she's gangly and stringy and while she's not flat out ugly, her face is oddly masculine and not in a good way and not pretty and never has been no matter what lighting they use and I can't watch any movie that has a love scene with her because the very thought of any human willingly touching their lips to hers skeeves me out worse than maggoty road kill and I am not the least bit jealous of anything she has except her money?
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yes, it's ok. hehe
Her voice is what gets me the most, so nasally & with that whiny edge to it.
I will say this about HRH, Bitch - part of the reason that I hate her is her condescension and "suck it, little people!" image that she sends out. She is ignorant and knows nothing about the "real" world beyond her spoiled bubble. HRH, Gwyneth is an amusingly deluded snob who thinks she has all the answers and she's just a touch defensive about her marriage. HRH, Bitch provides loads of unintentional comedy and she's in serious denial about her ability to look good without makeup or bras.
I'm beginning to think she's having some kind of mid-life crisis. All of her desperation on the red carpet, lack of marriage, and well, she doesn't seem to be spending too much time with her kids.
There used to be many photos of her doing things with the kids... now, not so much.
I also think she's a mediocre actor who, because of her family connections, was offered decent parts. No one likes her anymore, simply because she let us get to know the real her. Sad, she doesn't even know that because she has such an inflated sense of herself. Like looking into a fun house mirror.
A big ol mess of "Ew."
I tried to read goop once, stopped after the gag reflexes kicked in. Rich, famous & a team of staff, she doesn't know the meaning of "working mother".
Or working or mother. Or shut up. She's clueless.
i love when michael k. of dlisted writes about her and goop.....
That dude is wicked funny.
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