Thursday, February 2, 2012

Lost..please return if found

Lost: All of Demi Moore's dignity and self respect. If found please contact Demi, she needs it back desperately.

I heard Ashton stopped by to 'check on her.' I'm pretty sure he stopped by to see if he gets the Warhol and both Twitter accounts when she dies.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

She took it pretty hard with all her dirty secrets and ashtons came out. I guess she thought maybe her x was just punking her until she realized it was over with.

mary_mary said...

"Dude looks like a lady."

Sorry, can't feel sorry for her. A million years ago, when I was in college and bartending / waitressing to pay for school, she and her mother came into the restaurant and behaved like two complete and utter bitches. Rude, negative and demanding. And this was when she was on that damn soap opera;big deal! Uppity C U Next Tuesdays.

Dirty Disher said...

Ohhhh, a scoop! I love that. Thanks.

Jane said...

When you play with little boys, sometimes they take their toys and go home!

Dirty Disher said...

Fuck them and their toys. Which she bought. LOL.