Friday, March 2, 2012

Toni is dating Eddie Murphy

Are you kidding me? Listen, I'm sorry the blog has been shit lately, but, I am really not well and I'm pissed off too and I'm waiting to see my diagnostic specialist...which as you know, is funtastic. But, now I have to post. I mean, what the fuck is Toni thinking? I live for the Braxton's. I do. And while I'm at it, let me just say..who the fuck watches the real househo's of Orange County or Atlanta, when you can switch channels and watch the Braxtons?? Just switch the goddamn channel, okay? I can't watch those braindead Bravo whores. I just can't. Not when I can get twice the drama from the Braxton's with brains AND talent. It just makes more sense.

Anyway, what the fuck, Toni? I'll admit, I am more of a super fan of Trina, Towanda, Traci and diva supreme Tamar than I ever will be of Toni, but, come on. I know Toni has had her problems. She has Lupus and she went bankrupt. She also has an Autistic son, so it's not like it's all a bed of roses. She's still Toni Fucking Braxton and she'll get it all back. She's on her way back now, so why the fuck is she seeing Eddie Murphy? I can't wait to hear what Tamar says about this..or how many times they all tell Tamar to shut the fuck up dot damn com. Toni's reps have tried to play this off with the 'just friends' crap, but, Toni is always lying to her family about who she sees and sneaking around to avoid their loud judgements. Umm hmmm. ~Waves finger~ I get all black diva after a season of the Braxtons.

9 comments:

Miss Tia said...

damn girl dot com!

Miss Tia said...

and i hope you are feeling better ASAP! i am sure all the stress in your life with what is going on with Lis isn't helping any!!

Dirty Disher said...

Thanks.

Frimmy said...

Who is this Eddie Murphy of whom you speak?

I hope you're feeling better soon and find a way to be comfortable until then. Take your shot gun with you to diagnostic testing and before things get started tell the tech; "we aren't going to hurt each other, are we." It pleases me to imagine that scenario.

islandgirl said...

I got hooked on the Braxtons, too. Have to say I like Trina best. I don't get that husband of hers, very gross, having cyber sex all the time.
After the last few episodes I'm convinced Tamar, who is very funny, didn't marry Vince for his $$$.
Momma and the other sisters all have big personalities and make the show fun to watch. I usually catch up with the epi On Demand. It seems like they have a really long season. I could watch them every night.

Dirty Disher said...

LOL Frim, you read my mind.

Dirty Disher said...

Island, I think Andre is the worst. He's an idiot.

Jane said...

Pat...I hope you start feeling better soon. All this anxiety will make and keep you sick for sure. No one should have this much shit in their life. It seems like the mom thing has been quiet for a while. Or has there been so much other stuff that you just haven't had time to mess with her?
I hope something good happens soon.

Unknown said...

stay well pat, hang in there, your kid needs you! strength!

lia