Kid friendly lies

HERE is some shit about a restaurant that's supposedly kid friendly, but, they took this pic and made a big stink about these parent wheeling a crib up to a table. Well, duhh. It's not a crib anyway, it's a playpen and I doubt people take their kid for a stroll in that awkward thing. Common sense tells me they probably just bought it somewhere and had to get it home somehow. If you live in the city with no car, wtf else would you do? It's not like you'd hire a moving van for that. So, they stopped for some food and drinks. They were OUTSIDE, cripes, it's not like they pushed the kid and his pen inside the restaurant and bellied him up to the bar. He's safe, he's happy and he's not being a pain in the ass. What's the problem here? There's plenty of room there. They aren't blocking anything. Tell those yuppie cocksucker to turn that bike wheel the right way. They don't own every hipster joint in town anyway.

I just don't understand why people have to bitch about nothing. I've waited on enough parents with kids to tell you about the ones who are a serious pain in the ass. This is nothing. Wait until they let him puke or take a dump on the table and expect you to clean it up. With no tip. Then you can bitch. Another restaurant on there was stunned, stunned I tell ya, when some kids made a sand castle on their sand floor. They treated the place like it was a beach. You have a sand floor! And you allow kids in. WTF did you expect? Dim bulbs.

I think this bitching about dining with kids has gone as far as it should. Restaurants have the right to ban kids. Parents have the right to dine out with their kids where it's permitted. Everyone needs some common sense now, because this 'I hate kids in restaurants' thing has gone too far. It's not funny and bizarre stories anymore. It's OMG I saw a kid in a stroller!!! So? Fuck off.