Sunday, July 7, 2013

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The cable went out again. I got bored and made a new header. I don't know who's trailer pic that is, I just like it. I had it in my junk folder. I decorated the yard though. I wish I lived there. It's so cute. I lived in an old trailer once. I liked it a lot, but, the cheap furnace never worked. You had to light it with a tampon stuck on a wire and soaked in WD40. It finally gave up one night when it was 30 below and all the water pipes blew up. So, I moved. But, I inherited a horse that came with the trailer. I took him with me.

68 comments:

  1. Too cool. I could see you living in that trailer with that garden outside.

    I feel your pain. My house phone has been going out for weeks. Think it's b/c of the underground utilities here and that they are so old.

    Keep forgetting to tell you about my new friend. She originally from my hometown but her family moved when she was 10-12 y.o. She now lives in SW TX. I asked her where they went when they left PA. Family moved to Tucson. Of course she knows all the places you & I have talked about from there. She would have been there at the same time you were.

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  2. Love the new header! The pink flamingo is a lovely touch!

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  3. Who has a house phone anymore? Get rid of the landline. Why double pay? If you don't have a cell phone by now, then you need to come into the 21st century. Don't pay double. The utilities companies are already rich!

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  4. Yea, hardly a nobody has a landline nowdays. We dumped ours in 2009, when we realized we never got calls on it anymore. Our local phonebook that's on my desk at work gets smaller every year. My husbands grandma used to live in a small turquoise & silver trailer back in the 70's. It was cute but was hot as hell in the summer & froze her in the winter. It was really cute but was back when it wasn't kitschy. It was just where she landed. All she could afford at the time.

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  5. you had trouble with your land line last year didn't you?? those mofos need to come out and fix it ASAP! they should be happy some people still have land lines! i miss having a land line....i think i might get one again....

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  6. No, last year it was some card in the computer that controled the modem.

    I'd like to tell the two Anons to fuck off. I prefer a land line over a cell phone. My cell is for a select few people. Not like some of you asses that live on your cell 24/7 and think you are Oh So important and can interrupt me in a restaurant or any other place I happen to be with your stupid convos.

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  7. No CJ, for me it's a matter of finances. I don't believe anybody was being shitty until you said that. Shame on you. You must be one of those overly sensitive people who can't have a conversation w/o creating drama. I'm sorry you took my comment wrong. I'm happy you can afford both types of phones. My cell is 5 years old, simple. No Internet. Just enough to keep in touch with my kids, thank you very much. I am on the business phone all day long 50 hours a week at work, listening to customers problems. So. the less time on my own phone, the better. You silly, presumptuous girl. Now calm the +*^% down. :)) Ta-ta.

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  8. And the yahoo that one time who messed up your internet!!

    'ta-ta' yeah, you deserved a 'fuck off'....

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  9. Tia...stop that. You always pick fights. Be nice. Good gawd. Frankie says......................!
    Also, c'mon, Pat has not felt well. Don't start sh** on her blog. Do it on yours. Consider others. Ok?

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  10. ah, the one who is unable to read for comprehension is back....was i picking a fight, no...i was supporting CJ's 'fuck off'....it was deserved....who's starting shit? oh wait sh**? you can swear here you know....now to you directly:

    FUCK OFF

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  11. TaTa... don't concern yourself with my finances. I pay for everything I have with my own money. Me, myself & I with no outside help. You have no idea what I pay for either of my phones.

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  12. Oh but they wanna get up into everyone's business!!! cuz they are the paradigm of perfection! and they, only they, have the right to judge others and woe betide those who dare say anything back!

    ta ta fuck off you don't like someone ignore 'em!! you stupid fucks insult and are bragging on another post claiming you've chased mary mary away....you chased jo away after attacking her....WTF?? how insecure are you attacking people on the internet and driving them away from a site they like and hiding behind anon-a-mouse?

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  13. I like the new header. It would be really nice by some remote lake. With very few (but good)neighbors.

    Mary_Mary, come on back. We miss you.

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  14. Who the hell is Jo ? Tia, I have been commenting on here or many years. Every time I start to begin enjoying the conversations with Pat & the others, you jump in and start trouble. And i leave for a long time. Why do you always do that? I enjoy it here, Pat is mart ,itty, creative and stron. I enjoy her blog. I know you can be nice as well. I never even spoke to Mary on here. But I saw her comments and she was adorable and a wonderful, very special person. Please realize, there are actual life and death situations going on in the world at this very moment. This is just a casual exchange. I think we all enjoy the escape from the hell the world has become. To be so offended by a comment typed, not spoken has caused many a Heartbreak. You cannot hear the tone it was spoken. You cannot assume things are Said viciously. Just please consider Pat and how she feels right now. I doubt she started this blog hoping to see people get attacked instantly by the same person. And she is not well. Be kind. You never know what your last words on this earth will be. Let them be kind words, Tia. I know you have them in you. Pat, my best to you. We love you and Wish you well. In order to keep things calm for you, apparently it's best I go. I think that's how Tia wants it. So be it. Have a great summer and please be well. Xoxo

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  15. Also, what happened to Crabby? I try to keep up with what's going on, but it seems to get away from me.

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  16. oh JFC, you do understand the fucking confusion when you post as ANON don't you?? especially when there are anons attacking others?? right??? can you see the confusion that can wrought with people???

    i see you had many very nice conversations with pat yesterday....did i jump in? no, i wasn't even home, but did i jump in later? no i did not....so you don't know what you're talking about or you're trying to misrepresent something....and if you know me, you know i will defend my friends....i even defended jo when she was attacked by an anon....there is vast confusion with a variety of anons posting at the same time....

    and from another post---if this was YOU who posted it---you wrote quite poignantly about the connectivity of others in relation to the perfume bottles...that was really a lovely sentiment....

    you go away because you get huffy and puffy and i believe last time or the time before that you misinterpreted something pat said, took it the wrong way, flew off the handle saying you were never coming back if she was gonna be that way, etc....she even posted an apology to you but nope....you did come back months later....and now apparently again...though now as anon so we all can be as confused as possible????

    multiple anons are confusing....have a nice night.....

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  17. oh, and i hope the last words i say on earth are:

    FUCK CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  18. I don't know about a trailer, but I've always wanted a camper, like a small RV or even a nice conversion van to drive around the country and see the national parks. I just think it would be great to have the freedom to pull over almost anywhere and take a nap, a shit (lol), or make a sandwich in your vehicle. And not have to use some filthy gas station, rest stop, or settle for fast food. Oh, and also, it would be fun to bring a dog on a trip like that. For company and protection.

    Just a dream...

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  19. My husband and I have discussed getting an RV for the very reason that we can vacation with the dogs! :D

    I agree with all the reasons Sally said.

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  20. Hope you aren't paid to write 1:11 as your writing skills suck.

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  21. Tia and CJ know of SOMEONE that lives in a PISS STINKING trailer, but it's not either of them! Ass-chlamydia...really?

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  22. I have one of those comp things. Phone quits when I shut down. It's practically free though. I still have mom's land line connection in the wall. I could spy on her if she was the least bit interesting, which she aint. I hate phones.

    CJ ask your friend where she went to Jr high? I'm dying to know.

    As for the fighting, people can say what they want on here. The anon was not particularly dumb, like they usually are. Some of the insults were impressive, but, you can't directly attack someones twat or trailer, so I had to delete. By the way, my twat and trailer were always exceptionally clean. You can ask around.

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  23. Pat... I'll ask her when I see her online later today. She lived in Tucson for about 20 years (early 60s - late 70s). Do you remember stories about the ex Mafia don, Joe Bananno? Lived in a compound north of Speedway. He was there in the 60s & 70s. Mentioned him to my friend & said my one Bro lived close to his house. Her comment ... Yeah, my dad was friends with him! I stopped asking questions at that point :)

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  24. Pat,

    I wish one open post every now and then would be off limits to Tia.

    That's all.

    Anon

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  25. For Tia-

    You said it, now live it...


    ....wow, is society so messed up, when we see what should be 'common' courtesy, we realize it's not so 'common' anymore??

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  26. I can say anything I want on here? FARTS.

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  27. huh, i should be banned from an open post eh? nothing like telling someone how to run their blog....

    wow, impressive, you can copy and paste....do you want a gold star??

    nope, i rarely write in complete sentences....though i don't make many spelling mistakes so i'm unsure where that comes from....

    waaaaaaaaaa.....you don't like someone, ignore 'em instead of attacking them but wait, dramz gives you relevancy.....

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  28. I don't know if it is the same in 'merica but in the UK the best interwebs is fibre optic broadband & you can only get it with a phone line, we also get cheap calls, free evening & weekends etc so it costs me about 5 quid a month to have a landline & another 10 for the unlimited interwebs & downlods.

    Keeps ma boyz happy so worth every penny.

    Not sure where the fighting started but come on peoples, over a phone line. ffs.

    Bubble at work

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  29. thanks for putting it in perspective bubble!

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  30. I would love to have a mobile home & drive around UK & Europe in for holidays.

    My dad had a mobile home up in the mountains in Spain that he lived in, had a bedroom & lounge area, he had a smalelr caravan which he used as a kitchen & another one that he used as a guest house. lol

    Took 5hrs to drive the trailer up a 65degree incline drive that takes 35mins in a normal car. They towed it with a tractor. That thing is never leaving that mountain again! lol

    Bubble at work

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  31. :) @Miss Tia

    Bubble at work

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  32. CJ, here is something I learned in the 7th grade, the Mafia/la Cosa Nostra does not exist. I am aware of where certain people lived though. Now, I REALLY want to know who your friend is.

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  33. Pat... I'll send you an email soon as I talk to my friend. I've been in & out of the house all day so I haven't caught her online yet.

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  34. CJ, cool. Wouldn't it be awesome if we knew each other? How old is she?

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  35. About 3 years older than you (if I remember correctly)

    Haven't seen her online, so I sent her a msg a couple minutes ago. I'll let you know when she answers.

    Told her you use to hang out at Hippie Hill. I remember looking up your old house for you last year, but can't remember the street name.

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  36. .though i don't make many spelling mistakes so i'm unsure where that comes from....

    ::Blinks::

    I think you were going for:
    I make no typos. I just can't spell. Thus all my misspellings are done deliberately.

    Glad you said you 'peace' though.

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  37. typo is MY middle name though.

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  38. Katy tries to correct spelling and grammar but failed both subjects all five times she was in the third grade. This might be the same person writing about fetid vaginal issues. How lonely is it in a little tin can with your widening girth for company and the spouse about to return to the hoosegow? No friends to fund your life like last time or fly you around the country.

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  39. Kindly refrain from capitalizing random letters.

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  40. CJ (ahem, I mean Horse Lover), you're so adorable when you're anonymous. I could just pinch your cute widdle cheeks.

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  41. Indeed how lonely it must be to sit around in front of a computer thinking that you have the slightest clue who anonymous really is. Hope you did your research. Find any good pictures?

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  42. I am not CJ. Capitalizing at the start of a sentence is random? Pictures of what? There are pictures we took of us together. ShOuLd I tYpE lIkE tHiS sO iT's EaSiEr FoR yOuR dRuG aDdLeD mInD tO rEad?

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  43. Anon 11:24 ... Sorry, I don't go anonymous. Yes, I could have said the same things 'horse lover' said. There are many people who know that story. Many of us also know of someone who could fit the name 'horse lover'. Maybe we should all play a game of Marco Polo & see what pops up?

    Besides, I wasn't even near my computer when that comment was posted.

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  44. Sorry, should have said Anonymous 11:32

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  45. I'm SHOCKED...absolutely SHOCKED that CJ is denying any involvement here. It's SO unlike her.

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  46. Asshole 12:58, I'm good but I'm not that good. If you look at my comment and Horse Lovers comment they were posted one minute apart. I can type fast but not that fast. When are you going to quit hiding behind Anonymous??

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  47. CJ, for someone who claims to mind her own business and not troll, you sure know A LOT about people who don't even remember who you are. So sad.

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  48. Testing logic...

    I am not CJ. Capitalizing at the start of a sentence is random? Pictures of what? There are pictures we took of us together. ShOuLd I tYpE lIkE tHiS sO iT's EaSiEr FoR yOuR dRuG aDdLeD mInD tO rEad?

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  49. Anon 11:24 ... Sorry, I don't go anonymous. Yes, I could have said the same things 'horse lover' said. There are many people who know that story. Many of us also know of someone who could fit the name 'horse lover'. Maybe we should all play a game of Marco Polo & see what pops up?

    Besides, I wasn't even near my computer when that comment was posted.

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  50. My pony's name is Marco! He is so cute and sleek and gorgeous in the sun. I went riding today and saw some deer up in the Griffith Park hills. Love my life!!! Work when I want, play when I want, and travel when I want. Can't wait to go to lunch with my buds tomorrow, yippeee. 4 hour lunches in sunny L.A. Love my life. Get some sun you people, it's healthy and builds bone. Agoraphobia is out!

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  51. I'm glad that finally got cleared up.

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  52. I love the new header - it makes me think of a wonderful place in Bisbee, Arizona called Shady Dell. Here is the website if you want to take a look-see.
    Great work on the header, Dear DD.
    http://www.theshadydell.com/

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  53. Mary ! We missed you.

    I want a pony named Marco. My daughter had a pony named Pony once. Her name research was limited. She was 4. She also had a rock named Roxanne.

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  54. Mary_Mary!! SO glad you're back! I've missed your brand of awesomeness!!!

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  55. Dear DD and the Anon @12:05 -
    Thanks, missed you folks, too.

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  56. Anon 12:28, your jealousy of Mary is what's obvious. Go to another blog, your venom and hate are not welcome here.

    Lauren

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  57. Lauren, you are sunshine on a cloudy day. Thank you!

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  58. Anon, you wish you looked like Mary. I know what you look like and while you're not ugly, you are not Mary.

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  59. As Miss Tia's long-suffering vaginal wart removal specialist, I feel I must leap to her defence since my client is going through a major genital crisis right now. The oxy acetylene torch broke down in the middle of our session last week, meaning that I was unable to flay off the lion's share of Miss Tia's unsightly cunt crustaceans and used tampon fibres. As you can imagine, the useless bitch has been pitching a fit ever since because the pus from her oozing twat hole has congealed into something of an epoxy with the result that her twat flaps have become welded shut, thereby rendering her dank and cavernous hole ostensibly unfingerable.

    Attempts to pry open the fetid Hellmouth with a crowbar have thus far proved futile...

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  60. Damn anon...you on rapid repeat or something?

    Lauren

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  61. Also, I have a nasty yeast infection in my cooze.

    Lauren

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  62. Ohhhhh ha ha ha Anon...aren't you a little joker.....stupid bitch.

    Lauren

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  63. Dear Lauren,

    Sorry some ass hat tried to impersonate you. Just ignore him/her/it; indifference is the biggest insult.

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