Goopy pissed off every mom in the world with her talk about how being a movie star mom is way harder than anything we do. Now, she wants YOU to stop the mommy wars because YOU'RE wrong and WE are all on the same side. Do you understand? Gwyneth has spoken.
She spoketh on GOOP. She did NOT apologize. If you want to read her horseshit,
HERE is is. Basically, she's taking back what she said. Actually, she's claiming she never said it all. I guess she's never heard of video or print. Here is exactly what she said, “I think it’s different when you have an office job, because it’s
routine and, you know, you can do all the stuff in the morning and then
you come home in the evening. When you’re shooting a movie, they’re
like, ‘We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,’ and then you work
14 hours a day, and that part of it is very difficult. I think to have a
regular job and be a mom is not as, of course there are challenges, but
it’s not like being on set.”
So, there you go, compare that to her turd throwing on GOOP. WE obviously have no complete understanding of the wisdom and fortitude that is Goopy. She has waved her mommy flag and all of us had better straighten up. Did I mention her flag is 100% Egyptian cotton, 1000 thread count, hand woven by celibate monks in a remote region of the Tibetan mountains, while practicing a life of silence, broken only by the slight whir of the exquisite wings of rare jewel encrusted hummingbirds? You can buy one on Goop for only $7,000,000 dollars. Custom hand embroidery is extra.
PS..she has some white substance in her nose in that pic. I don't know what it is, but, I know it's expensive and we can't possibly get it.
You tagged her correctly from the beginning Pat. While I've never paid much attention to her, I didn't dislike her till the past few months. She's astonishingly boring, like most celebs and equally ignorant. She's the antithesis of the word Intellect, and doesn't have the self-awareness to realize her lack of importance, opining on everything. She's an insipid dilettante.
ReplyDeleteI've lately come to really dislike Cameron Diaz too. Big blotchy bland blonde twit.
Oh, I like 'insipid dilettante', that's good. She's world wise and yet learned nothing except how to make a simple pizza for $2 thousand dollars.
ReplyDeleteI dislike Cameron too. All that poop talk, really? Save that for your doctor. She's another one who thinks the world revolves around her and she looks like the joker.
ps..Diaz can't even act. She overacts more than the Brady Bunch kids. That's why all she does is those teen chick movies.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like a big old booger to me. How classy!
ReplyDeleteLOL. Booger nose Goop.
ReplyDeleteGwynnie Paltrow would have had to suck countless dicks to make it in the business with that hideous face and sad body but she was born lucky and so many a dick sucking was avoided by Gwynnie, though she still does occasionally suck them for fun.
ReplyDeleteShe have the money in whole world. She have the gold. She have everything. But she don't have what I have. My gold, solid marriage.
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