Thursday, May 22, 2014

KimYeez wedding ridiculousness


These two penis's. I swear. Now, Kim and Kanyeezer are requiring everyone at their wedding rehearsal dinner to dress in period costume. No, not clothes Kris bled out in before she went into menopause 20 years ago. (Great, I'm making vag blood jokes. I have definitly hung out with the kid too much this week.) But, vintage costumes of French royalty. Seriously. These two idiots can not get their heads any farther up their assholes, even with a Kardashian ass. Vintage French royalty. Jebus Yeezus.

Kim, I thought world wide fashion icons knew that you flash either leg OR tits. Not both. But, at least it takes the attention off that frozen face. Geez.

Here, she looks fairly decent, but, that dress is a mess. The color is good on her though. But, look at his face. OMG.

How very...special. Kim: "Why, yes, that IS my fiance', he's mentally challenged, but, quite wealthy, thank you". Who am I kidding? That sentence has way too many big words in it for Kim.

Get real, North, you weren't invited. You might upstage the bride. (This is sad because it's true.) You sure are cute though. The wedding dinner shindig is tonight. I shiver with antici...............................................................pation.


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

The costumes are pure theater. All for their wedding special E! will be airing, no doubt. It's ridic. I do not care about this. At all. I give them 18 months, tops. Cute baby, but that cannot make a marriage. Those people are so f'd. & poor Rob, he looks and sounds suicidal , to me. His mother is the cause of his issues. 100%. I don't think he will be alive much longer. He worries me. I only say that because of his Tweets that have been all over the news sites.

Angie said...

The thing that jumps out at me with that picture of North is that she looks like she'd rather be held by anyone else. I recognize that posture...arm across the chest of the person holding her, leaning away. Sad.

Dirty Disher said...

Rob is a fucking lazy idiot. F him.


North would rather be born to someone else, until they croak and she gets her inheritance.

Anonymous said...

I agree. Poor little North. She doesn't want to be held by that person. I feel sorry for her, being a part of that family.
Christina

Jane said...

Maybe they can dress in the period of the french insurection and at 12 midnight everyone can yell, OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!! A fine finish to a french fantascy. Everyone's happy, no more kim and kan and north is rich and happy.

And rob can get an ass implant and everyone lives happily ever after. The end!


I know I would be happy if it were the end. I really don't wish them harm. I just wish they would go away.

Anonymous said...

Rob IS indeed lazy and should have stayed in school, Kourtney is the only one with a degree. But, I still say he's suicidal because of his family, zero self esteem and hates his empty life. Yes, he's spoiled and very lazy. But he does have mental issues. He used to ok. He really looks like he's on something, big and bloated like Elvis was. The clock is ticking on that kid. He might be a douche, but he has serious problems. Most ppl with money and no social life end up on drugs and booze. He might be on both. He is always alone, when I have seen pics of him recently. Doesn't he live with Khloe and her "as yet un-named planet ass" or somebody?
Rox

Anonymous said...

The babies eyes look tired. It could be the skin, but it almost looks like dark circles?

Dirty Disher said...

I noticed the baby's eyes too.

Noelle said...

Baby is probably tired because she's not aloud to be a baby.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the baby is tired, or maybe it's allergic "shiners". Some little kids have dark circles when they have allergies. My son had them when he was very small.
Christina

Roxanne said...

Her face is a DNA copy of her daddy's.