Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Met Gala fashions

Stella McCartney designed almost everything this year. I don't give two shits, but, this mess is everywhere today. HERE is just one link with huge pics. Stella looks like her kids draped an old fabric sample over her jeans. The rest of them look quite stupid, even Rihanna. That thing has weird shoulder pads and the top looks too small. I don't know who decided Paul McCartney's daughter was a real designer, but, I think she sucks balls. I have never seen one single thing of her's that wasn't bla or eww. By the way, has anyone heard of a thing called a hem? Fashion 101. Why trip on your dress and bust your ass? A hem. That is all.

So, you can tell me if you think anyone there looked good. I thought they all looked goofy and really, really cheap. It looked like K-Mart on parade. When Kanye and Kim are the best dressed at an event, it's time to stop. Coco Chanel would turn over in her grave.

Go to Celebitchy for pics of all of it. Maybe you're like me and you're just over it, but, it's in your face. Johnny Depp and Amber looked boring. They played it too safe. Personally, I thought Anna Wintour looked alright.

I know people love to make fun of her, but, they also grovel at her feet. She has great hair. Yeah, the dress is weird, but, at least the material is expensive. I can see that from here. You can click it, I put it on big. If you're going to wear a fucking curtain, at least get a handmade, one of a kind curtain. Someone tell that dumb Stella. Okay, that's all. I know jack shit about fashion, but, I know no one there is really 'well dressed' this time. It was weird.

A Coco Chanel quote. It seemed right.

6 comments:

  1. I've been noticing a few things with shoulder pads. I hope the are not making a comeback. My shoulders are already broad.
    I did look at some of these pics and wasn't too wowwed. I like gowns that are more on the simple side with just a little zing.

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  2. Just out of high school I studied fashion merchandising and have a certificate in it. . . Which is good for nothing. I did my study project on Geoffrey Beane. Loved him.
    I've never understood what people see in Stella McCartney. Like you, I've never seen anything of hers that was anything but overrated crap. I have tried to find something redeeming in her collection, but it is all dreck. If she didn't have the McCartney name behind her, she would be working the drive through at McDonald's.
    Christina

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  3. I liked shoulder pads, I am a short person with no shoulders. They made me feel powerful. Lis just bought an old beaded black dress with the pads in it. She didn't know what they were.

    Oh, yeah, I liked SPJ too, she has some real style and isn't afraid.

    Thank you, Christina. It isn't just me. Stella is name only..dreck. I love that word.

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  4. Is anyone else sick and f'g tired of the incessant onslaught of celebrity events, where they all just kiss each other's asses? Awards this, awards that. It's f'g non stop. Weekly. Who care's about this constant BS? WHO? And who are those bitches? I see Reece and Rhianna. All of them look to be wearing cheap prom dresses. IMO. SICK of it. GD. Nobody gives a f'g GD shit about them. It's vapid, stupid and a waste. HollowWood loves itself. So, why make us see it? Kiss ass in private. Then go backstab again the next day! GD it. I hate all of it.

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  5. Coco believed in simple elegance. She would SO not approve of this annual circus. It's not classy. And Anne is a bitch. She has bitch face. She's a mean mom as well. Remember when she took down the Christmas tree before Christmas because she said it was ugly? And they put their gifts in a chair? Just her and her daughter. She's a GD bitch. Her daughter will always be in therapy.

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