The wedding of two idiots and what's happening here

Welp. THE wedding of the century has taken place in fancy pants France and Italy and everywhere else, I guess. Kimyeezer's guests flew here and there and back again with private planes and private fireworks displays in private castles. (One assumes there were assistants of assistants hired to poke out the eyeballs of any peasants who dared to look at the sky.) I have to tell you, I don't care and I'm pretty sure you don't either. Though I won't speak for you. I give not one shit who that big giant fat head ego Kayne West married. Nor do I give one fuck for his 3rice married attention ho or her 37 custom designed ball gowns, otherwise known as monuments to bad taste. I hear Anna Wintour has been abducted and replaced by an alien who will feature it all in Vogue. May Karl Lagerfeld rest in piss. Because you know that fucker will faint dead when he sees that spread. Speaking of spreads, will Kimyeezer release a honeymoon porno? For the right price..though if they're smart they'll include the ever growing horizontal behind of one Sasquatch in law, Khloe and her Pinnochio butt. That ass is growing faster than the bill for this bogus wedding.

Yes, Khloe, I'd go with horizontal stripes too, if my ass had it's own zip code. This, despite recent weight loss, leads all to believe it aint natural. At all. But, someone had to be the Pippa at this royal wedding.

What's up here, you may ask? Or you may not give a shit, but, since this is my diary..here we go. Cover your eyes if you aren't interested. My mother, the Queen of Guntown, had declared this and everyday henceforth to be 'Aunt Bitch Face' day. Contrary to what my troll thinks (duh-rrrr) Aunt Bitch Face does indeed exist and I will have to post recent pics..as soon as I take some and assuming that they don't break my camera. Yes, the B-face is still alive. I am actually happy to say she made it though that horrid operation even though she's 9,000 years old and her first pet was a Pterodactyl. That's a lie. She hates animals. Her first pet was probably human. She's going to be undergoing some chemo soon, but, her vital organs are now working again, since they removed that huge cancerous tumor. I wouldn't actually wish suffering on anyone, so, this is all okay with me. It explains why even though doctors told us to say goodbye to her, I saw nothing around her. It wasn't her time.

Now, here's the part that affects me. As you know, I am the only idiot who will drive to the next town to see Bitch Face, only to take my mother there. I have sat through the most ridiculous medical meetings, not because I give one fuck, but, to act as a translator for my mother who refuses to wear her hearing aid. The GD medical staff are now convinced I give a shit and call here with updates, medical meeting time, etc. I give them the old lady's number and I have flat out told her I don't give one shit. Bitch Face has been mean to me all my life. That could be forgiven. But, she was holy fuck all mean to me on the day of my son's death, and that will never be forgiven. Bitch! Contrary to what anyone believes, I am not a martyr and I have no intention of ever being one. I can be a real cunt when I need to be. Recent net events should tell you all that. BTW, I like the word cunt. Feel free to use it here anytime.

I am about to put my foot directly up the butt of that woman who claims to have given birth to me. (I think she might be lying and I'm probably an alien implant.) The old lady has decided we're going to visit Bitch Face today even though there's no meeting scheduled. Which means, traffic from the weekend, and another trip next week when there IS a meeting. It also means I'm broke and can't go thrift shopping. It makes her happy when I have to wait in the hot car. She loves the suffering of others, 'specially me. BUT, school's out. Which means the kid has to wait with me. Nope. I am not doing that to her. She will not spend 3 hours in a hot car or inside having her cheeks pinched by old geezers in the air conditioned lobby of that home. No way. I may have to get 'suddenly' sick. Whatever it takes, because fuck that noise. She can wait a week until there's a meeting and I have some money.

I keep thinking back to the times I was in the hospital with serious problems. Not once did the old lady try and come and see me, even in critical care and not really expected to make it. She couldn't even be bothered to give out correct information to my friends so I could at least get a flower to brighten up the ward! But, Bitch Face is the end all. Go figure. Well, I DID figure it out. Money. It's always about money with the old lady. She's planning on having that old Bitch Face transferred here! Here! To our place! She even hired someone to move the piano so she could put Bitch Face's bed near the bathroom! Bitch Face can't even walk yet, how the fuck does this work??? Who does she think is going to help her wipe Bitch Face's ass?? How can she tell Bitch Face's face from her ass? Wait, scratch that..just a stray thought. Seriously, I am NOT helping with that crap. You may think I'm nice enough to have a change of heart, but, you are wrong. I am not doing it. I am not driving over there today in this heat with no money either. These old woman are fucking crazy. The old lady has scheduled a lawyer visit to get power of attorney over Bitch Face's sizable income. I am supposed to go as a witness. A witness to what, Tuwella? You're latest scheme? Your attempt to rip off your own sister?? There you go. There we all go.

Now, my job seems to be how to figure out how to get my share. Think what you want. Both these old Bitches owe me big time. My mother is not smart and Bitch Face is incapacitated. Fuckin. A! I need an updated car and a new computer. Just because. Fuck it. Does that sound like a martyr to you? Doesn't even sound like a nice person, does it? Nope. If you read my stories, you know what I've taken all my life from these old cunts. I am done. My brain is scheming and I guarantee you this..I will not wipe one old wrinkled ass for any of it. Unless it's my own. Bwaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha.(evil laugh. In case you missed the evil.) I think if she needs a ride, it will cost $100 dollars to fill up my gas tank. Wait, scratch that..$150! Yeah, I KNOW I drive a Focus. Shut up. Gas has gone up, doncha know? Neither one of them has seen a gas pump since 1954 and that was when they were parked next to it while some man filled it up for them.

There is no such thing as Karma. You make your own damn Karma. Working for them is a full time job. I will not take minimum wage. If I wanted that, I'd go apply at McDonalds where people are nice and only the fryers are burning.