Monday, June 9, 2014

Here's a shirtless Friday article on Manic Monday

HERE is a bunch of supposedly hot guys with no shirts. But, I couldn't even get with it because they all look like someone who's training pants I might have changed and I kept getting HUGELY distracted by this...

Potato chips in a ring in the sidebar! Look at that! How did they do that? But, wait, what was I supposed to be looking at? I know. Hot dudes! See, I'm not senile. But, those guys either look like the have the IQ of a tater chip or they're so photo shopped they glow and besides...tater chips! In a ring! And they're Pringles, looks like BBQ. Damn, I love BBQ Pringles I love the cheese ones too. How do they get them all the same? It's a mystery. Wait, goddamn it, concentrate..hot...men. They're all gay, right? Women are more cerebral and... fucking chips man. Chips.

I do like the one on the skateboard because of his feet. Split second, right? Nice. I don't know what his face looks like because..................chips. Who gives a shit? Next thing, they'll be telling me Vampires sparkle or some crap.

PS, while I'm having some kind of junk food ADHD, wasn't Manic Monday a fun song?


15 comments:

cathy said...

He is by far the best looking guy out of that lot, he at least seems cool and not too cocky. All those other dudes look like a bunch of narcissist meatheads, like those guys from Jersey Shore. Lol no thanks! I like my men long and lean and nowhere near as bulked up as those guys.

Dirty Disher said...

I like my men old and funny with a little money. They can at least pay for the coffee, sheesh. I like bikers, some things never change.

Roxanne said...

He's good looking. But you know he treats his GF's terribly. Because HE has to be the center of the universe or some shit. Those guys are always bad news. Too bad. He reminds of that vampire , Gigamont or something? He was only in the 1st Twilight movie. He was killed off. And I noticed this guys feet too. He's tricky. And agile. Good boots. The chips are cool. Yummy and I don't get it. Maybe some engineering students did that?

Roxanne said...

And correctly you stated the gay thing. Gay guys do many times like to get bulked up. Some don't of course. But the very good looking ones usually do. The hotter=The hotter.

Anonymous said...

Chips=Yay!!! Guy=meh.
When I was younger, I know that guy would have looked really good, but as an old, seasoned girl, he looks like he probably looks in the mirror a lot, and is most likely gay.
I like older guys, with a sense of humor. That's what's attractive to me. Somehow, despite the aging, my husband looks better and better to me. I enjoy his company even more than when we met. I think we have learned how to be around each other, and that we can say almost anything.
Oh, and I love barbecue chips. No-one else here will touch them, so we almost never have them, but, barbecue chips=yay!!!
Christina

Cut said...

I love Pringles....yummm.....and Funions...and Bugles...
Funions, Bugles, chick-o sticks and pickles remind me of the skating rink....
I'm old. Hot guys, ffft. I'd rather think about Funions and skating.....

Unknown said...

Well, I do like looking at pretty mancandy photos. Gay or straight. If it's pretty, I'll look! :D

Anonymous said...

My niece and her friends made that pringles circle a few weeks ago. (not that one, but they were inspired by one they saw on-line so maybe it was that one). Even 22 year olds were distracted by cool stuff.

twinner

Dirty Disher said...

I love crunchy and salty and hot flavors. It seems like there's bland everything now. When I find a good one, I keep buying it, even though I can never finish a bag. I dig those Gardetto things right now. I was on Funyuns last week. Chips are heaven.

LOLL @ Meissa. You're young. I had my libido removed in a surgery. I'm lucky if I get a twinge once a year now. Still, I miss the days of pretty men with long hair. Why do all men shave their heads now??? I guess that's hot. And in. It looks weird to me. I just can't get into it.

Dirty Disher said...

PS, I'm gonna try the circle thing, Twinner. I know I will.

Jane said...

I went out with the HOTTEST guy for almost 3 yrs. (Yes, I was young and stupid.) Tall, good dancer, wore clothes like a model, the voice of Sam Eliot, the most beautiful eyes you've ever seen and by now, I guess you know where I'm going with this. Yes, I was a fag hag and didn't know it. A gay friend tried to tell me and I wouldn't listen. (His ex-wife also tried to tell me.) My friend finally took me to a gay bar and there he was. I stood where he could see me and I thought we would have to call 911. His legs went all wobbly and it was the only time I ever saw him speechless. But I guess I wasn't as much into him as I thought. I really wasn't very upset when I found out. I finally realized I was using him as much as he was using me. Talk about arm candy.

Oh, and he had a really fine car. I really miss the car.

And I like vinegar and salt chips.


Dirty Disher said...

LMAO, you miss the car! Oh, man, I'm glad I worked in theatre when I was young, or I would have known nothing. The gays there were SO out. I guess I was a fag hag, I went gay barring with them. I thought it was amazing. We had this bar called The Cave that was out fav, in Omaha. Jesus, it looked just like it sounds. What a festival of homo-ness.

Jane said...

DD, I could tell the queens, but the studs always confused me. And still do!

Dirty Disher said...

Jane, I'll tell you what the gays taught me. Watch where their eyes go in a crowd. When they aren't thinking about anything. That's when you can peg them. I wish I had known this trick when I was young. But, it flat out tells you the truth. Eyes follow what they want. Oh yeah.

Jane said...

It may sound silly but I don't regret that time dating him. He was a really great guy---just batted for the other team. I'm sorry he didn't trust me enough to tell me. We could have remained good friends. I would have done anything for him. He died a few years ago from AIDS. I lost 2 great guys to stupidity. They both knew the score. I just don't understand it. I don't care how hot and bothered a person gets, you take precautions.