Sigh, Poontang has more excuses than brain cells for her shitty performance at the MTV awards. She wanted brown hair, but, badass Ken Paves made her wear blonde shoulder length and she fired him right before she went on. More like he told her to shove it, is what I think. Since when does Ken need her? She ended up in half done Jessica Simpson extensions.
She didn't like the costume MTV people picked out, some corset thing that fit and covered her. She said it wasn't sexy enough and chose to wear her own glitter pannies and bra. She's not fat, she's just not skinny and the damn outfit was at least two sizes too small. That's just vain stupidity.
The broken heel..I put that clip on. Maybe, maybe not..but, if your heel breaks during a dance, you put your weight on your friggin' toes and go on. You cuss and moan about it later.
No one forced her to arrive in Vegas at 4 am and order up margaritas, not sleep at all and show up for the number with a drink in her hand. Her asslicking former publicist, JJ, said she was snorting coke too, but, I think she was out of it. If she'd had some snort she might have been a little sharper. She looked like drunken downer city to me.
Poontang has a new song coming out that blames the media for her failures..”I’m Mrs. American dream/ Since I was 17.” ”I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous/I’m Mrs. ‘Oh my God, that Britney’s shameless’/ I’m Mrs. ‘Extra, extra, this just in’ / I’m Mrs. ‘She’s too fat, now she’s too thin.” ”Another day, another drama/ I can’t see the harm in working hard and being a mama.” (I got this far into the lyrics and 'bout pissed laughing. Who writes this shit for her?)
So, what do YOU think? Is she over for good, or does she still have a chance at a syncing career???
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I think she should hire herself out as a nanny.
shes done..
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I thot u were joking about the words to that song! Thats for real? No way??!!! The only way she can recover is to actually care about it & her image for once. You know she wore clothes from K-Mart in her 1st music video,(Hit me baby one more time) that track suit, yeah...so, whats her deal...she can still shop at K-Mart! THEN maybe she will look awesome!
Her career as a performer is over. Her career as a useless tabloid whore will continue.
My GOD, she's really grasping at straws.
I can only speak to the issue of her hair and I believe she is totally lying (big surprise)about the "Jessica Simpson" extensions! Since Britney (again) went blonde a couple of weeks ago, she's been wearing "eurolocs", which are semi-permanent, attached extensions-- NOT the temporary clip-in variety Simpson/Paves shill.
Initially, (you might recall the photos where she wore a flowered blouse and was bare-assed) the new blonde extensions were waist length. Within a few days, she'd chopped them into a blunt cut to the present length.
She's been photographed on a daily basis wearing those same (ratty & stringy) extensions for the past two weeks. THOSE are the exact same extensions she wore the night of the VMA's.
I know what's on her head because as a professional stylist I've been able to SEE them in her hair in every photo. For a pro, they're actually rather easy to spot.
Properly maintained, euroloc extensions are gorgeous and top of the line. But with Britney's crazy devil-may-care lifestyle, her extensions invariably become faded, damaged and ratty-looking in no time flat.
We all know that BRITNEY STYLED HERSELF for the VMA's! Everything was HER way or the highway that night! How could someone over-rule her re: her hair, when she wouldn't listen to anyone's advice re: her wardrobe?!! I say, Bullshit.
You can tell she was on something. In the beginning her eyes looked sooo glazed over
She's a porkchop
She's fine as hell I'd do her !!
She's on anti-depressants for post-partem, that will make you behave a little differently. *This from a reliable L.A. source...
I would say her days are numbered as a performer. They are dwindling now. There are a few fanatic fans left I suppose. As for serious fans? I seriously doubt it and she needs those to remain famous.
Eliza
I think that all Brit needs to do is look just half way decent, and be sober, and present a passable average performance, and her fans would be there for her. I think everyone underestimates her fan base...mostly young girls who can be very forgiving and feel very sorry for someone like her.
But, even presentable is not going to happen until she gets some major mental therapy, sobers up and starts liking herself. She cannot possibly like herself at all to dress like she does, and to have such poor hygeine. The healthiest her hair has been in a long time is when she cut it all off. She needs one great hair stylist to do her hair, and NEVER touch it herself. Then she needs same with dressing herself. Needs a pro for that too..
But, none of that can happen until she is mentally stable. And, we are a long way from that!
IF all that did happen, she would come back as a sensation.
DD, you said that right brother! we ALL MAKE OUR OWN CHOICES and she's no different. Little Miss "Wannabangme" needs to stop altogether and just GO THE F**K AWAY!
Just think of all those little girls who used to love her? All probably on Crack by now :(
HER CAREER IS NOT OVER.SO WHAT SHE MESSED UP.DO YOU ALL REMEMBER HOW PERFECT SHE WAS-NOT TO LONG AGO.AND THE LYRICS ARE GOOD AND TRUE.SHES ONLY 25 OR SO. SHES NOT OLD PLEASE HAVE MERCY.THIS IS A MANS WORLD SO HARD FOR A WOMAN
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