Friday, July 11, 2008

Selena Gomez helps save the planet!!


"she was seen doing her share in saving our planet by taking out her family’s recycling bin." That headline and first line are from JustJared. He even knows who made her frickin' sweat pants. I think the photo title should have been " Mom yells for Selena to take out the trash because one photog is waiting and she's not Hannah Fucking Montana yet." So Selena grabs the bin and throws on her designer High School Musical velour from the ParAss Hilton collection and prances around like a twatty child hungry for press should. The lone pap is grateful for digital photos because he hated wasting 35mil film and he's so lonely. So very lonely.
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How can I make fun of another blogger? Because he won't let me (or my friends) post in his comments because we don't worship at the shrine of Bradgelina. Not even kidding. He posted notice that anyone making derogatory remarks about Her Highness Jolie will be deleted. Yet, he has traffic. Go figure, huu? Maybe people like oppression. Oppression and people who are nice all the time, like celebs will be your friend if you kiss their ass. Like they give a shit.
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AND while I'm bitching, what the fuck is with the MORE HERE link at the end of his posts that take you to an ad? That's not very nice. Angelina will be pissed.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

He thinks that Angelina will reciprocate like Paris did with Perez.

Dirty Disher said...

By giving him Herp? Ohhh.

Anonymous said...

why would you haul a water bottle with you hauling a recyle bin to the curb?? wtf?? her head looks too small and sort of squishy....

i went to just jared like once....fuck him, fuck angie, fuck brad, fuck 'em all!!!