Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Holly says Hef is high maintenence


"It might be refreshing to date someone who is not high maintenance," Holly Madison told Extra "Sorry, Hef … I love you, but you know you’re high maintenance. I haven’t had sex in a really long time, and that’s the honest truth."
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Wait, I thought you said you and Hef had sex all the time. I don't think Holly would know the honest truth if it jumped up and bit her in the implants. Her My Space now lists her status as "in a relationship." Maybe she's wearing a purity ring. Or maybe when you have sex with Criss Angel he makes the image of it vanish from your brain. Which would explain why some women do it twice.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

She gave up waiting on Hef giving her the password for online banking I take it.

Anonymous said...

I am sure she means she hasn't had sex with him in a very long time and is just reminding him of one of the reasons she left! Maybe it was a choice, maybe he couldn't perform? Maybe she or he just didn't want to do it with the other anymore. That happens. Bernie Mac used to have a bit in his stand-up about just being tired of "effing", just tired of it! He cracked me up. I miss him. His new movie looks good!!!

Anonymous said...

She's having sex with CA, trust me! You'd have to be a complete idiot to think otherwise! Gawd! Is she kidding!

Anonymous said...

Mary has a cute boyfriend! She should hook Hef up with one of their widowed card playing old lady friends! I like Mary, she is so cute and she seemed to really like the girls and they liked her & trusted her. She's a very cool old lady.

Dirty Disher said...

I like Mary too, shes very cool.

Anonymous said...

I don't blame Holly for wanting a life of her own and a man who is closer to her age than a great grand-dad. Always thought that was a pretty gross way to "sleep" your way to the top, Holly. She has a pretty face and it is good that she is not stupid enough to grow old with Hef.

Anonymous said...

"...it is good that she is not stupid enough to grow old with Hef."
Anonymous November 5, 2008 2:30:00 PM GST

Well, that's hardly a likely scenario, anyway; but, hell, Hef's a playboy, livin' th' dream.
He doesn't need to spread anything around.
It's part of the fantasy.
It's all Hef.
Feed 'em fish heads.

Anonymous said...

"Jerry Cass" said:
Feed 'em fish heads.

You clazy man.

Anonymous said...

Is she currently employed at Playboy or is she on the dole? What happens to Hef concubines when he's done with them? Is there an apartment complex full of them in Pasadena?

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! Kendra's mom wants to be all over Hef! Wonder if he'd take her now??? LOL!!! Naw, if Holly got too old for Hef (her words) then Kendra's mom is waay too old!

cupcake said...

Why do ppl have to trash each other publicly after break-ups, it's disturbing

Anonymous said...

Hef is high maintenence? Says the plastic bitch with 20pounds of makeup? Says the bitch making 'caricatures' for Hef everytime there is an event to prove that she is smart and funny (as shown in the series)?