Tuesday, November 4, 2008

ParAss got bangs

And I'm sure CNN will cover it. The queen of polyester must forget who she is, because she has her name woven into the fabric of her dress. Everyone needs a BFF like the Ass. TTYN, Paris...LOL..JK...Not.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw the promo for Letterman meets Paris and it was ridiculously ridiculous (to quote Kate G.) to see Letterman kissing in a very royal manner the Par's hand. What the hell? He ought to have better taste than that and should know that you can get lots of diseases by contact with skank skin.

Roxanne said...

Now she looks like Kimberly Stewart, and thats NO compliment.

Anonymous said...

there was always this resemblace.... but now she really looks like the human incarnation of miss piggy

Anonymous said...

Umm...leave my beloved Miss Piggy outta this!!!

Yours Truly In Green,
Kermit

Anonymous said...

HUUUGE mistake.
Makes her nose look even B I G G E R.

She must have really pissed off her hairdresser...

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's clip-on bangs? I really hope she didn't actually cut her bangs like this. It's stupid looking. anon 5:42 agreed! Huge mistake & does make her nose look enormous & very loooong.

Anonymous said...

well, there's always bang extensions. or is there? I guess we'll see......

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Anonymous said...

I don't think her name is "woven into the fabric of her dress". Looks more like the strap of a handbag to me...

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Dirty Disher said...

And her name is too in her dress. Many times.

Anonymous said...

She does look like the half-wit, Kim Stewart. Well, they are two of a kind, I guess.

Anonymous said...

Dirty Disher wrote:
And her name is too in her dress.

Well, neener neener neener.