Thursday, August 7, 2008

So, Brody Jenner and a parrot walk into a bar..


..and the bartender says "Where'd you get that ugly thing?" And the parrot says "Off Bromance and isn't that the gayest title of a reality show you ever heard from a supposedly hetro man in your life?" "What a cocksucker! Squaaaak!"
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Note: Quotes from parrot were exact.
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 7, 2008 at 5:43:00 AM GMT-11

    I swear this guy is U-G-L-Y! Why does he look like that? He doesn't look like his dad did when he was young and his mom was gorgeous enough for Elvis to love. He doesn't look like her either. He looks f'g chinese, only deformed. I swear! EWWW!

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  2. AnonymousAugust 7, 2008 at 5:44:00 AM GMT-11

    GODDAMMIT Dish! you owe me a new keyboard!!!!

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  3. AnonymousAugust 7, 2008 at 6:01:00 AM GMT-11

    does the parrot turn him on? 'Cuz..ummm....yeah. *blech*

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  4. AnonymousAugust 7, 2008 at 7:15:00 AM GMT-11

    WTF????
    he may be a useless bag of crap but i'd tap it!
    Air kisses,
    Nellyboy

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  5. UnknownAugust 7, 2008 at 7:55:00 AM GMT-11

    LOL poor parrot.

    And what's with the tattoo!!!!! Looks like he's too full of himself._

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  6. AnonymousAugust 7, 2008 at 8:26:00 AM GMT-11

    is this guy wearing a mask?

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  7. AnonymousAugust 7, 2008 at 10:14:00 AM GMT-11

    At least he will always know how to spell his name.

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