Thursday, August 7, 2008

So, Brody Jenner and a parrot walk into a bar..


..and the bartender says "Where'd you get that ugly thing?" And the parrot says "Off Bromance and isn't that the gayest title of a reality show you ever heard from a supposedly hetro man in your life?" "What a cocksucker! Squaaaak!"
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Note: Quotes from parrot were exact.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I swear this guy is U-G-L-Y! Why does he look like that? He doesn't look like his dad did when he was young and his mom was gorgeous enough for Elvis to love. He doesn't look like her either. He looks f'g chinese, only deformed. I swear! EWWW!

Anonymous said...

GODDAMMIT Dish! you owe me a new keyboard!!!!

Anonymous said...

does the parrot turn him on? 'Cuz..ummm....yeah. *blech*

Anonymous said...

WTF????
he may be a useless bag of crap but i'd tap it!
Air kisses,
Nellyboy

Unknown said...

LOL poor parrot.

And what's with the tattoo!!!!! Looks like he's too full of himself._

Anonymous said...

is this guy wearing a mask?

Anonymous said...

At least he will always know how to spell his name.