Friday, March 20, 2009

Mommy? Where do babies come from?

Why, Junior! The baby comes from Mummy's bung hole. Then you used your widdel hands to claw Mummy's bung hole into a giant cave. Then you stepped out with a pacifier...and that's why Mummy calls you her little turd. Isn't that a shitty story, Junior?

I love Cake Wrecks.

4 comments:

  1. ha ha !!! I always check you and then cake wrecks right after. As soon as I saw this I thought this should be on cake wrecks!!! Every time I go grocery shopping(including today) I always try to find wreck, unfortunately their bakery does a really good job...oh well

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  2. It's supposed to be a shower cake for an expectant mother. She probably had a spontaneous abortion when she saw the fug wreck.

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  3. Is that the woman's stomach that the kid is clawing its way out of or a dislocated vagina?

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