Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Kate Gosselin is finally getting real press..and it aint good


Nice, huu? Kate went on the war path when she was accused of an affair saying “Already the allegations they’re making about me are disgusting, unthinkable, unfathomable, and I am horrified.”
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But, she threw Jon right under the bus. You can read more HERE, at Moons place. I'm tired of Kate's lies and I think she's getting what she deserves. Out of that whole mess all I want to read is US Weeklys gossip about how "Mom of 8 refuses to touch bleeding son during a press conference." I'll betcha that's totally true. She's cruel to those kids and everyone knows it.
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She left little Joel on the laundry room floor, with the machines running, while he was sick and closed the door! She didn't want him puking on her fancy bedspreads. His father came home and rescued him, saying: "He's burning up!"
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She left Collin on a potty chair, turned out the light and said "Don't get up until you put pee in there." Then she left! Left him in there in the dark, while the other kids slept.
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When Collin hit his head on a plane bulkhead and it sounded like a watermelon on cement..she laughed and said "Well, God builds in punishments."
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There's a lot more of these awful incidents from Mom Of The Year, who doesn't like her kids. Piss on her. The only thing that bitch is good for, is making the rest of us feel better about being a parent. She's hardly ever home with them now and fans are too stupid to read her posted schedule and figure out that she's gone at least 20 days month. Which would be fine by me, if she'd stop her lying. Fuck her and the lame FREE she rode in on.
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50 comments:

  1. I hear a train crashing soon!! Her money train will be gone and I bet the dumbass hasn't saved one penny while exploiting her kids. They should all have hefty college accounts by now.

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  2. Speaking of train...her and Carrie Prejean need to hop on the first one to H - E - double hockeysticks...

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  3. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! "Do it on her own if she has to"??? Yeah right! That women has done NOTHING on her own! EVER!!!

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  4. Oh man.. I better get some more supplies for another big week of explosive Gosselin news!
    Lets see. My shopping list:
    Adult diapers so I don't have to leave my computer.
    Salve for my butt sores from not getting up and walking around for 4-6 days.
    An economy sized can of Benefiber. ( I'm not taking away from valuable computer time to buy and cook veggies)
    Breath strips.(I don't need water splashing on my computer like last time)

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  5. Oh yeah, and a carton of smokes for the dog.

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  6. I'm mad that they picked early Spring to have all this drama. They could have waited a month so I wasn't so busy. That's Kate..never considerate of others.

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  7. Crap. I just saw my typo. I meant "that womAn has done..." That's gonna bug me...

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  8. I think the gravy train will be picking up speed. TLC is getting more publicity than ever before, so the ratings will go through the roof because people will want to watch the show even more, now. The more drama the better for TLC. They want to keep her on the covers, and in the blogs and on the talk shows. I think that's why you're seeing more and more appearances.

    The good news is that they've moved the focus from the children to who cheated on who, and they'll keep the drama going to keep the viewers coming back. They've had a windfall land in their laps.

    Whatever it is or becomes in the future, it has taken the cameras off the kids as everyone has wished for. I think that's a win.

    Kate seems to be liked by celebrities and a hot ticket; they want to be seen with her.

    It will be interesting to see what is fact and what is fiction if it is ever sorted out. The new season will be interesting.

    I've seen so much posted as fact, believed it, only to find out it was rumor. Again, I'm just glad that we haven't seen the children involved in the media, lately, except as past in past episodes/video/comments.

    I've seen some people who are upset that Kate didn't take "at least" one child out with her on Mother's Day. I'm glad she didn't expose them to the paps and the cameras. JMHO

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  10. Mary -- I would say she destroyed her family and her reputation ALL BY HERSELF!! TLC gave her the push but her entire downfall is caused by HER greed and her need for attention, perfection and "things"

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  11. I stand corrected, tvsnarkiepants! My apologies for speaking of what is not true! ;-)

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  12. Holy crap - she looks like a 20 year old china doll on that People cover. Boy did they Photoshop the hell and the orange out of her.

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  13. Shelly, that was hilarious! I have accepted that I won't get any work done today - will be glued to the computer for the latest.

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  14. 2:36 - I agree. As soon as I saw that cover I thought "Wow, that's like the best picture I've ever seen of her."

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  15. tvsnarkiepants - I don't think Mary was serious in that Kate has never done anything.
    Loosen up a little...

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  16. Click on the cover and see what DD named it!!

    Funny.

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  17. anonymous:

    I'm pretty sure Mary wasn't offended.

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  18. Remember when people would keep their split-ups to themselves? If I ever get a divorce I'm heading straight to People. I don't have a shitload of kids but I have three dogs who will all need counseling. And freebies.

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  19. LOL..I don't remember what I title pics, but, it's always the first thought in my head when I find it. Crabbie's pointed out my rude titles to me before, I never remember and I never thought anyone would look. Heh.

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  20. "Kate and the Bodyguard". Who the fuck does she think she is, Princess Diana?

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  21. I feel exactly the same way about the new Queen of Mean. At least, as far as I know, Leona didn't beat her kids with a big red spoon, let them wander around stores painfully constipated, etc., and get rich off their naked backs and backsides.

    Who in this universe relates to such a horribly horrible mother?

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  22. This train has crashed, burned and now it's time for CSI to come in and sort through the clues. These lame fuckers have done this ALL to THEMSELVES. They can't blame anyone else.I hope the kids make it out ok but these two deserve whatever hell has to offer them. How many fucking tankers of touch-up paint did they use on that cover?
    Maybe she figures she wont be whorein the kids anymore so she'll have the mags make her look younger for the pedophiles.Sorry bitch even the pervs wouldn't touch you.

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  23. That cover is the best pic of Kate ever. You can see that she had pros do her hair and make-up. Whoever did her hair really tried to make that horrible cut look like a halfway decent hairstyle - kudos.
    I agree with coyote that TLC is l-o-v-i-n-g this. The ratings for the show exploded after Truth Breeds Hatred and GWOP hit, so they have clearly figured out that drama = $$$. I would not be surprised if this whole thing was manufactured. I'm sure J&K's marriage is nothing more than a business arrangement and they're screwing other people but I think the lack of discretion may be calculated.

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  24. I didn't read the post or any of the other comments. I'm guessing they were not pro-Kate.

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  25. Oops I may have to take back what I just said about this being calculated. Looks like Aunt Jodi and Uncle Kevin have talked to Star magazine about the cheating and more, should be pretty juicy!

    http://www.starmagazine.com/kevin_kreider_jodi/news/15588

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  26. maybe she will be flying on her own plane sometime, as the pilot, no other passengers...and she does an Amelia Earhart? It could happen. Wouldn't hurt my feelings any. This is all karma baby, karma! I am a firm believer in karma.

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  27. Why would an actual, real celebrity want to be seen with her? I would think they wouldn't want to have anything to do with her. I don't think thats true. She's bad news, man.

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  28. If EVER there were two numbfuck parents that deserved to be captured by evil aliens and subjected to painful experiments(big probes shoved right up their asses) without any anesthesia it's Jon and fucking Kate. I'd like to know they would be tortured for just as long as their kids will go through living hell getting past all the shit their parents started.

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  29. Why would an actual, real celebrity want to be seen with her? I would think they wouldn't want to have anything to do with her. I don't think thats true.

    Oprah???

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  30. Julie made an appearance on GWOP yesterday afternoon. Right before the Star Mag Kevin/Jodi shit hit the net. I think the family is going to step up and be heard now. It's about fucking time!! I can't imagine how shitty this has been for Kevin and Jodi, knowing all this crap for so long and their little nieces & nephews are hostages in this fuckery. ACT NOW Kevin and Jodi, the fire is hot!

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  31. Shelly,

    I pictured you grabbing the dog by the chest, ala Breakfast Club, and telling him to "smoke up." I'm still chortling.

    How does he smoke with those tiny little legs?

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  32. STUPID FANS!!!Go Check out radar on line and watch Kevin & Jodi spill ALL the beans on your idol!!!
    Kate has been an abusive bitch for YEARS. JON TOLD Kevin! Filming crew went to Kevin & Jodi and told them!!!!!

    BABYMAMA CALL THE SUICIDE HOTLINE NOW...YOU'RE GONNA NEED ALL THE HELP YOU CAN GET.

    CHECK OUT MOON'S SITE SHE HAS IT ALL

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  33. Listen....Do you hear it? The sounds of sheeple....baaa...baaa....baaa... Their goat-leader Babymama has just read radaronline and discovered the woman she has been fighting about and defending for years has been a cheating, screaming, psycho, whore the WHOLE time....Look! What's this I see? A goat has impaled itself upon the Sheeple gate...R.I.P. BM

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  34. Awww, is that old dead goat impaled on the gate post wearing an Anne Taylor dress and ugly Cole Haan shoes? Why yes, it is...

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  35. By show of hands, let's just see...who's surprised that Kate is a mean spirited, controlling, bitchy, psychotic monster? Ok, anyone? Moving on...by same measure, who's surprised that Jon is messin' around with a younger woman, one that he might actually be able to CONTROL a bit? Someone? No? All in favor of a big ol' RASPBERRY for these weasels? Wow! Nice!

    Jon...I am pulling back my offer to take you golfing in Cali, dude. Seems you are too busy SCREWING UP YOUR LIFE!

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  36. Eric, I heard that raspberry all the way over here!!

    Now I hear thee sound of lowering sheep, the herd lumbers slowly away....baaaa...baaaaaa...baaaa.
    It's over for them, Their hero and Idol has fallen, flat on her face...

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  37. Baby Momma's not going to be happy until she jumps Kate's bones. At the rate things are unravelling she may have to take a number.

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  38. Call me dummy, but can someone enlighten me - who is Baby Mama??

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  39. Oh, god, WHO CARES???!!

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  40. Baby Momma is the ultimate uber fan of all things Kate. This woman is a total loon. She has the anti gwop blog. Totally surreal and scary. If Kate needs a bodyguard it is to keep BM away from her.

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  41. 2:24 is right, the gravy train is about to speed up (just before it crashes) because american loves to watch a wreck.

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  42. I think Baby Mama is the person who has the pro jon and kate blog.

    http://theanti-gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/

    DD,
    "The only thing Kate is good at is making others feel like better parents". So true!!

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  43. If I were that hated I would need a bodyguard too. (Like she has fans? LOL)

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  44. A watermelon hitting cement, DD your are sooo funny!

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  45. This sucks for those poor kids, when they grow up and they google their family all they'll find is trash, and the worst part is no one will be able to cover up anything!!!
    ALl theses rumors are probably just for ratings, and put out by TLC themselves, and semi-endorsed by J and K. But its stupid.
    These people dont deserve a show and they definately arent parents of the year, do they ever care to hug their childen and tell them all they love them? No, they think they prove their love by letting cameras and tons of money roll into the house...

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  46. They'll be together 4ever, they make an awesome couple, they'll get through these nasty RUMORS.

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  47. Anon 10:56- You're either being sarcastic or you've been inhaling the same stuff BM has that's made her go ape shit crazy. Im going to think you were being sarcastic, because it's too much for me to think there's another BM clone walking around out there.

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  48. i couldn't agree more with u dirty disher

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  49. "mwriggs said...
    y" Y what?

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  50. Everyone is getting thier news from tabloids and if you trust the tabloids...WOW. Everyone knows that the tabloids blow everything and twist words around. How about everyone just lay off and let Jon and Kate tell thier story, you can't go off of well her cousins friends neiborghs mailmans wifes daughter said.

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