Monday, December 7, 2009

Hey look, a photo of Matt Heckmess

Wow, I found an uncensored photo of Matt Heckmess. Wanna see? He's a real looker. HERE.

60 comments:

Dirty Disher said...

That's what Matt's cronies are licking today. And picking on little children. Nice.

lisa k. said...

Yep, that is Matt...I don't know how the trolls could stand the stank over there...he is one blob of fucking mess....
He also has a video out...'one man one cup'. The video is not for the ultra sensitive, I'll just warn you now. Don't google it if you have a weak stomach..but yea, matt is on that video. It was a terrible accident.

Dirty Disher said...

He's a two bit hack who has a real hard on for you, Moon and me. How about that? Matt Heckman can't do his, cough, journalistic duties because he's too busy jacking his extrememly small dick to pics of us and wishing he had a commentor. Dream on Matt. Dream on I diddly whop.

lisa k. said...

I don't think he will have his site much longer. LOL!

Unknown said...

Why oh why was I curious enough to click on that link? MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! I'd rather look at MJ's rotting corpse than what I just saw.

Dirty Disher said...

I hope a bus full of rectoms hits him.

Dirty Disher said...

And when it does, I hope IWHY is licking his flea bitten ball sack.

kamilleon said...

Please please PLEASE slap a WARNING! on that link. I don't think I will eat for days.

Vicki said...

I was thinking of what to fix for Dinner...not hungry now.

Anonymous said...

thank you DD, I am now a blind girl with laundry to do! get over here and do it, thanks for burning my eyes out with that picture!!
i must go throw up right now!
bima

Cut On The Diagonal said...

I'm not sure what I just saw.

W.
T.
F.

I can never un-see that.

I'm going to go pour gasoline in my eyeballs now.

Dirty Disher said...

That's Matt Heckmans dream bung. He licks that photo. Because he's a shit eater and so is that IWHY thing.

Brig said...

No wonder Matt is so jealous of Lisa and the rest of us. Poor guy. I don't think even plastic surgery would help. :(

Anonymous said...

Not that I would like to come over as a shit-stirrer myself here, but was that really necessary? These troll/Gosselin/whatever stupidities never die down because you guys seem to be unable to let it just lie & de-arm them by not indulging.
Seriously, I love this blog and I've been reading DD regularly since the very early days (thanks to crabbie, btw.) but these are always the moments when it gets totally out of control.
I just scanned yesterday's post but it - again - seemed like none of you could resist some seriously-out-to-derail moron. How hard can it be to ignore that?
Yes, those trolls on 'private' blogs make a point to make these comments personal by using first names, naming family and other intimate stuff that hits below the belt. But still, please, you need to hammer it into your head that the trolls must not be fed!
After all, you're exposing yourself voluntarily by putting up a blog and providing links when commenting on others. No need to hysterically close them down once you're hit by the crazies.
Ok, that was really long and I know you're all now deeply suspicious of anons. But it had to be pointed out because this is really making you look a little silly.

Dirty Disher said...

Nothing can help when your brain is as deformed as Heckman's. He has the IQ of bile.

Dirty Disher said...

"Oh, look at me, I'm Matt Heckman, radio show host and I beat off to lisa K, Dirty Disher and Moon! Wank wank wank wank wank.

I can be anon, too said...

Anon;
I know you mean well, but until someone picks on YOUR granddaughter, maybe you should not tell others how to run their blog.

Heidi said...

OMG
My eyes and My back!!

I am blinded by the pic and then my surgery site aches from laughing so hard from all your reactions.

Anonymous said...

In case that was adressed to me: I am honestly not trying to tell anybody how to run their blog. It's just that I love to come here & also read the comments (while not commenting a lot). Right now it's not pleasant though to filter through all the B/S. Are you telling me you enjoy this right now?

lisa k. said...

I am seriously LMAO right now...DD, you are so funny :)

Wank Wank Wank
That was hysterically funny!!!

lisa k. said...

DD is right Anon...you just have to be in that situation before you can completely understand...

lisa k. said...

Dd has held her tongue a hell of a lot longer than anyone else has. These fuckers have been talking their shit for months, hell no.. years. DD has said hardly anything...I am proud of her myself.

Frimmy said...

I don't want my eyes anymore

Dan Zinski said...

That's why you gotta be careful with plungers.

CJ said...

My dinner is ready to be eaten.

I looked at the link.

Dinner will wait.

Tonya said...

Oh my GOD! Why wouldn't you put a NSFW tag on that? That's really, really bad! Why would you do that?

Angie said...

I probably sound like an idiot, but what in the hell is that thing? A colonoscopy gone wrong?? Seriously???

anon to anon said...

Anon.,
I do not enjoy seeing people talk about little kids. I do not enjoy seeing people talk about people's deceased son or their sick grandmother. Do YOU? Lets cut the high and mighty crap.

Unknown said...

OH MY.. WTF.. ewwww gross matt is so nasty. Nasty yuk I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.. dam that dinner.. DD you have outdone yourself

Anonymous said...

Damn! Its a pic of an exploded ass, that's all!

lisa k. said...

Matt is an exploded asshole....He has burst and spread his bacteria everywhere. He is one big blob of pus...the photo didn't offend me at all. If you can look at his ugly ass pic...that pic of the ass is an upgrade!!!

Dirty Disher said...

No shit, enough high and mighty crap..I like that. Enough of these net goons running things. I don't go to their goddamn shithole blogs. They wanna fuck with Lisak and 10 doll and Brig and everyone else and bring me in on it. Okay, mother fucker, I'm in it now. Fuck you in the ass, troll. With a bale of barbed wire.

Dirty Disher said...

FUCK YOU IWHY, FUCK YOU IWHYAWLI, FUCK YOU MATT HECKMAN, FUCK YOU BABY MAMA. Clear yet? Fuck you.

Anonymous said...

I meant the blogger ids that link commenter's own blogs.

Unknown said...

Had to show it to my hub. He was like dude thats f up.. He was wondering so does that make matt's x wife one of the girls from 2 girls and a cup video. HAHAAHAH...

Unknown said...

Ava's mommy, I haven't watched 2g1c but I have watched the reactions to that video on Youtube. I have just laughed and laughed and laughed at the looks on people's faces!!!

Unknown said...

actually I think I'd rather watch 'world's biggest zit' over and over than looks for 2g1c.

Dirty Disher said...

10:40:00 PM, I figured out what you meant after I commented so I removed it. But, links in names is a good thing. I've found the best blogs in readers names. It's like we're neighbors. And I hate seeing my neighbors attacked. I am really sick of abusive trolls. I have had enough.

lisa k. said...

Ava's mommy..,'
Matt is ..One man One Cup...he sits on a pickle jar and it freakin explodes it his....well you know. That is probably the craziest thing I have ever seen. Matt should really lay off the pickle jars for a while...he is sicker than hell.

miss tia said...

who is this matt heckman??? something to do with kate...i am ASSuming....

bored said...

I actually feel like vomiting right now. Next time, DD, please put a 'not for sensative stomachs' sign next time.

iambriezy said...

Am I the only one who sees Jesus in that anal blossom?

Anonymous said...

I've seen this photo before. It's actually a bodybuilder who lifted a bit too much, his intestine came out. Ouch!!!!!

Dan Zinski said...

This is worse (don't click - very gross).

Dirty Disher said...

Matt Heckman and his ilk ARE a fecal impaction.

Lauren said...

Clicked on the photo and almost puked. What is that DD?

Dirty Disher said...

Matt Heckmans jack material.

miss tia said...

WHO IS MATT HECKMAN????!?!??!?!?!??!!?

i feel very lost!

Dirty Disher said...

Tia, he's a fat brain dead fuck head who has a hard on for me, Moon and Lisa K of reality without apology. Him and his joke of a group are trying to force me to stop posting at RWA. He can suck my ass.

miss tia said...

who/what are these mother fuckers who think they can control who says what where?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?

what is he, a christian conservative republican?

lisa k. said...

Ha! They only wish they could tell you where to post.

Anonymous said...

Hey! I'm a Christian, and I resent being called a Republican!!!!
Seriously. This guy looks like he needs a whole case of shitcicles taped to his ass to bring down the swelling.

Christina

Anonymous said...

JEEBUS!!!

I have been a nurse for over 15 years and that photo made me gag!

Well done, DD.

Elizabeth

Dirty Disher said...

If Mr. Heckmess wants to use all of us to get posts at his boring site, then he should fight fair. Little kids are off limits, you perverted vile fuck.

miss tia said...

there are also christian democrats....there is a stereotype, that is unfortunately based on a realty, of conservative christian republicans---ie: palin....they judge others and use the bible to put forth their ideas, they are usually hypocrits, they have no clue what they are talking about, they want the laws to be based on religion, and basically they are full of shit...that is the type of person i was referring too...

Dirty Disher said...

He's the biggest hypocrite of them all and he's boring to boot.

Anonymous said...

iambriezy said...

Am I the only one who sees Jesus in that anal blossom?
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LMAO!!

Tonya said...

DD, you obviously do a good job of moderating b/c I've never had the misfortune of reading any comments about children. Children? How low can you be? How vile and yet immature.

Dirty Disher said...

I have this blog open all day long checking. I delete the fuckers constantly. They rarely get ahead of me. They are not going to take over here, they will not control me..and they will never shut me down. It's hard work, but, I will win. It's MY blog. Mine and my readers. Fuck the trolls.

Casey J. said...

oh my god, i'm gonna vomit.... yup definitely projectile vomiting is gonna happen!