Dear Matt Heckmess, I am so sorry for that shit I said yesterday. I had no idea you were going through such a hard time. I heard your wife left you and took the dog. She's a bitch, Matt, and she's wrong. You have a perfect right to dress in diapers and jack off to Three Men And A Baby. And that goddamn dog was probably lying out it's canine ass when it said you molested it. I'm on your side Matt. Just because you spell like a third grader and can't put together a coherent sentence does not mean you aren't an ace journalist! You keep on truckin, Matt, there's a woman out there somewhere who'll be glad to change your loaded diapers. And I'm sure your mom's basement is real nice. And I want you to know, I'm going to listen to your radio show as soon as I get half my brain removed. You know, so I fit in. Gooooo Matt.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Hey, Matt Heckmess, I apologise
Dear Matt Heckmess, I am so sorry for that shit I said yesterday. I had no idea you were going through such a hard time. I heard your wife left you and took the dog. She's a bitch, Matt, and she's wrong. You have a perfect right to dress in diapers and jack off to Three Men And A Baby. And that goddamn dog was probably lying out it's canine ass when it said you molested it. I'm on your side Matt. Just because you spell like a third grader and can't put together a coherent sentence does not mean you aren't an ace journalist! You keep on truckin, Matt, there's a woman out there somewhere who'll be glad to change your loaded diapers. And I'm sure your mom's basement is real nice. And I want you to know, I'm going to listen to your radio show as soon as I get half my brain removed. You know, so I fit in. Gooooo Matt.
You weren't supposed to show anyone that picture of me.
ReplyDeleteYou are an ass too, but, you're a cute ass and you can write.
ReplyDeleteAre those really long arms?
ReplyDeleteOh Matt, I get laid plenty. 32 years and it just gets better! Think big O every time. Jealous Matt-from Brigadoon
ReplyDeleteYou sure you can handle it with the fibro and all? lol
Brig, don't be mean to Matt. His wife left his ass. Left your ass didn't she Matt? Called you a boring pig, didn't she Matt? Told you your dick was tiny and half soft, huu Matt? Isn't that right Matt? She found someone else Matt...your wife has a real man now.
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm sure that Matt can't get it up at all. Poor thing. His wife left him huh. Too bad. He will never find anyone else. My fibro does not control me I live with it. Never will I give up sex.
ReplyDeleteWell, Brig, Matt can only get it up while looking at movies with animals in them. He really cums hard when he watches Babe. His wife really did leave him. True, aint it Matt? Does it hurt to be all alone while your wife has something new and good? Of course, mediocre would be good after Matt. Matt has a body odor problem.
ReplyDeleteForget that guy, DD, what WE ALL want is a REAL picture of Crabbie.
ReplyDeleteIf I had one, I'd show you. But, he was always sooooo afraid someone would show it, that he never gave it to me. I had to look at it on MSN. He is about 36, long crazy blond hair, nice blue eyes, small chin, even features, big (not fat) tall guy. He's what I consider cute. He looks cuddly and if he'd show his damn picture about 5000 women would write to him.
ReplyDeleteOh, and he's so not gay. My opinion. K?
Oh, and he's a total asshole, but, a normal asshole, not a perv.
ReplyDeleteNahhh I don't think he's gay either. It's just his online persona.
ReplyDeleteYep. I agree. He's still an asshole though. He likes fucking with me and he'll shit when he reads this thread. LMAO!
ReplyDeleteI heard Matt Heckman has a sex crime on record in his past. For real.
ReplyDeleteI heard Matt tucks his peen up his ass.
ReplyDeleteWell, I don't doubt it. He is a very weird charactor. I think he needs investigated. His wife thinks so too, oppps, EX wife, eh Matt? LMAO!
ReplyDeleteMatt's peen is not big enough to reach his ass.
ReplyDeleteMatt, your ex wife is with a real man now. They laugh at you while they lay in bed after a good romp. They lay there in bed, eating ice cream, laughing at you.
They do. They lay in bed, stroking each other and licking ice cream off each other and laugh their ass's off at the fuck head. A real man, that's what the ex has now Matt..a real man.
ReplyDeleteMatt Heckman molests a kitchen sponge.
ReplyDeleteMatt Heckman fucks Cherios. They're the only thing that fits.
ReplyDeleteMatt Heckman? I know his wife. She left him because she hates him. She found someone who can get it up and who has a job. Believe it or not, blogging is not a job. She was sick of supporting the loser.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen him? He looks like a pile of assholes.
ReplyDeleteMatt Heckman twiddles his nipples and strokes his asshole while dreaming of DD.
ReplyDeleteMatt Heckman's LinkedIn profile has been recently updated and it looks like he lost another job. he is now doing freelance work.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.linkedin.com/pub/matthew-heckman/12/679/a92
I recall reading on another blog Matt revealing a dishonorable discharge from somewhere and something that was uncovered from his past. I believe it was TVSnark's blog last month. Anyone know what that was about?
ReplyDeleteI am through taking shit from Heckman. You hear me, Heckman? I mind my own and do not got to your shit hole. Never have. YOU started this, you reject. I'm glad your wife left your ass and you lost your job. You are a fucking hack, a loser, a fake and a joke.
ReplyDeletePat,
ReplyDeleteYou made my day with this. You also made Hecky-pooh cry. He's over on his site whining about how the, "haturz' are picking on a poor, little, small business owner...roflmao. Freelance= no one wants him...
Tears are rolling for me too but it's only because I know this geek started all this. He now lacks the self accountability to, man-up and take it. Don't fling sand in the sand box unless you enjoy a face full of it yourself Matt.
He claims he's just, "outting" the Kate hate but we ALL remember his swastika post about her. He's only managed to, "out" himself as an, across the board, failure.
Dropped from the service dishonorably, can't hang onto a job or a wife, can't write, can't even own the fact he dug his own hole and jumped in head first with his blogging.
Enough of Hecky-Ho-Hum, let's continue on with Crabbie...now heeee sounds interesting, edgy, cute,man of mystery, mad writing skills... Yeah baby, that's what I'm talkin about!!
Based on his most recent blog entry, it appears Matt must have signed a no compete clause which is going to prevent him from finding work in a similar field.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Matt and Jon Gosselin can form a company together for out of work IT professionals. What should they name their company? Divorced Dads IT services? Schmoozer and Loser IT Professionals?
Little Dick & Mindless INC.
ReplyDeleteWho the hell is Matt Heckman????? What did I miss?
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I can't comment on this Matt person everyone seems to know...I'm completely in the dark on that one but I can say that Crabbie makes me wish I had something worth following on Twitter.
ReplyDeleteNina, I am so done letting this redneck "radio personality" pick on me. The dude is such a hack he has to use an old small town Iowa grandmothers blog to get an audience. I think he's a pervert.
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