Elin Woods took her two children, whatever millions are promised to her in the prenup and left Tiger Woods. She's moved out. Tiger is desperately trying to get her back, but, so far, she's told his balding whoring golfing ass to shove it. Elin's mother was rushed from the Woods home to the hospital today, but, is now in stable condition. I'm sure when she heard that her daughter turned down the $80 million dollar offer to stay with a lying cheat, she collapsed in shock. So far, nine whores (NINE!) have come crawling out of their whore holes and admitted they slept with Tiger Woods. Not one of them is half as good looking as his wife.
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Good for her, but, most women don't have millions, they have to apply for welfare, or stay and take shit. Elin is not greedy, she's mad. And I hope she divorces him and reams him. She should get that $80 million anyway for all this shit she's endured.
Good for her, but, most women don't have millions, they have to apply for welfare, or stay and take shit. Elin is not greedy, she's mad. And I hope she divorces him and reams him. She should get that $80 million anyway for all this shit she's endured.
OH, she will rake it in. Lots of it and she knows it. 80 mil is nuthin' compared to what she will get!!! Yay for her. She is way cuter than than the ho's. My 26 year old son said "Gawd, his wife is good lookin', whats wrong with him"? Sex addiction therapists come on down! He will plead some sddictions or w/e and try to gain sympathy. Elins mom may have a health issue that caused this with all the stress. Plus, it happend at 2:30 a.m. again! Don't those people ever go to bed before 2:30 a.m.??? wow...
ReplyDeleterox
I can't believe Tiger would cheat on HER...she is beautiful. I'm glad she's twisting his balls - he deserves it. She needs to get tested now too.
ReplyDeleteSo if Elin looks like that and her man cheated on her is there any HOPE for an average looking single girl. Or do you have to be a super model to get a guy???
The saddest part, to me, is that Elin married him for all the right reasons. She loved him and wanted a family. She has never been touched by scandal until Tiger brought it on. He seems to have married her for image. He's definitly the dick here.
ReplyDeleteWill he be on the next episode of Dr. Drews Sex Addiction reality show?
ReplyDeleteThis has nothing to do with this post but I need a rant moment please. I just got caught up in a tag that said reality mom was hospitalized to find out it was the woman with 100 kids uggghhhh you don't need to populate the world by yourself. She's preggo with her 19th child at some point it has to end. Either someone needs to sew her up or chop his off in the little article it has her stating something like how they were surprised...UUUUHHHH after a certain number of pregnancy's at some point wouldnt you lose the surprise thing. Just another TLC couple that needs to line up for the TLC Lobotomy.
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Elin needs go get herself to a doctor, pronto. For the past 5-6 years she's been sleeping with every slut Tiger's been with and every person 'said slut' has been sleeping with. Exponentially, that could be hundreds. ewww. Creeps me out just thinking about it.
ReplyDeleteShe deserves every dollar he's made in the past five years for putting up with that.
Connie, Michelle Duggar had a gallbladder attack and she's preg with number 19. She's okay and home now, so I didn't blog it.
ReplyDeleteAnd hell yeah, can you imagine the STD's he's brought home to Elin?? He needs a lobotomy.
ReplyDeleteIs Tiger Woods the new John Edwards?.
ReplyDeleteElin is a hot item now and she's set for life. Tiger is gonna have to do a lot to rehab his image, but he has Michael Vick trailblazing for him.
Jarhead
I hope all the reports that Elin left are true. She is young and deserves to find happiness as a single mom or find a man who is worthy of her.
ReplyDeleteI hope she can take the kids and go spend a quiet winter holiday with her family and friends in Sweden.
I don't think she married Tiger for the money. A $20 million prenup is chump change...if she were after his money, she would have never agreed to that paltry sum.
I heard there are now ten women claiming to have slept with Tiger during his marriage. I thought one was bad! Ten-yikes!
ReplyDeleteGood for Elin for taking the kids and getting the hell out. I'm sick of famous women forgiving their cheating husbands. It happens way too often. Looks like Fergie is going to be the latest and I just want to slap her for it.
Tiger is not a guy who made a mistake. Tiger Woods has been exposed as an entitled fucker who thinks he's god. Just like Michael Vick, Kobe and the rest of those fucks. I'm saddened that I ever thought Woods was different. Not as sad as his wife though.
ReplyDeleteThis is just blech. Stupid. If they stay married, we'll know it's for $$$$$$ because after all this utter shit has come out there's no way she's still remotely in love with that idiot, nor would she want him to touch her ever again. Fucker. Golfer. Fucking golfer?
ReplyDeleteNobody with class will ever want to get with him again. At least not for a long time. Bad ju-ju with this one. He clearly has some issues with cheap women & sex. He thinks of them as disposable. He's a whore!!! His whore #1 came out in OK magazine & said she is not a whore or an escort. Oh, she IS a whore. Who doesn't think that? When he claims he's a sex addict we will all say "No shit!" DD's right. He feels he's entitled ans doesn't have to account for his transgressions. Even sprts casters are saying he needs to come out & say something to quiet the fire storm. Its going to ruin him. More ho's, more problems.
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