Sunday morning we got up and found out someone had shattered my mom's bathroom window. They used a heavy flower pot and threw it so hard the window frame was splintered as well as the window. She was all upset and blaming everyone in the neighborhood. She didn't even wake up. I didn't hear anything either, but, the dog next door was barking about 4 am. But, that dog barks at anything. Anyhow, is it really wrong that I laughed? She was out there ranting and I said, gee, who'd you fuck over this week? LMAO! She called the cops and there were no footprints because it was snowing. Lissa ran out and told the policeman she knew who did it. He turned to her and seriously asked, who? And she goes "Harry Potter!" LMAO! I wonder if it was random vandals or if she fucked someone over who's not taking her endless shit? Harry Potter will fuck you up.
Monday, December 7, 2009
Shattered window
Sunday morning we got up and found out someone had shattered my mom's bathroom window. They used a heavy flower pot and threw it so hard the window frame was splintered as well as the window. She was all upset and blaming everyone in the neighborhood. She didn't even wake up. I didn't hear anything either, but, the dog next door was barking about 4 am. But, that dog barks at anything. Anyhow, is it really wrong that I laughed? She was out there ranting and I said, gee, who'd you fuck over this week? LMAO! She called the cops and there were no footprints because it was snowing. Lissa ran out and told the policeman she knew who did it. He turned to her and seriously asked, who? And she goes "Harry Potter!" LMAO! I wonder if it was random vandals or if she fucked someone over who's not taking her endless shit? Harry Potter will fuck you up.
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tell your mom it was a pissed off winter garden fairy who came back to perch in a tree but that tree was gone!!
But, that's not far from what I actually think. I think she cursed herself.
From what you have written of your mom thing I don't think she has the capacity to understand karma. LOL But we do! So, were you stuck fixing the damage?
escrow
Nope. I am not fixing that. Her bathroom is disgusting. Her ass is going to be pretty cold, it's right over the toilet. LMAO!
double heaping dose of karma LMAO
escrow
Zactly. LMAO!
You gotta keep us posted on the progress of this one. I think she must have pissed someone off, as you said and I bet you'll eventually find out. Tell us too!
Maybe her ass will freeze to the toilet!
"Harry Potter". That kid cracks me up. I'm still cracking up at "Frog Poker". What a joy she is.
haha...soon she'll have shitcicles....
Ok. "Shitcicles" just made my day. Thank you, miss tia!!
ROFLMAO Miss Tia!
omg tia and cut LOL... AHHHH that was so freakin funny. Karama is a bitch. DD you sure your mom didn't split and got piss off at her own house.Threw something through it to get attention?
Ah the Harry Potter Gang of GunTOWN.. I heard of them once. Casting havok and spells on old ladies who treat there fam like shit.
Knowing what she did to your garden. I just keep picturing a row of pansies passing the pot to the dandelions who pass it to the ivy the weeping willow takes it from the climbing bush and the branches begin moving swinging hard enough to toss the pot through the window. the tuLIPS let out a scream of joy...ok I watched not only lord of the rings this weekend but harry potter too.
Connie
Shitcicles officially gets todays
"STANDING OVATION" PRICELESS!!
Thanks Miss Tia. I'm still making your lemon ice cream pie. I just renamed it Tia'a Holiday Citrus Dream. It's seen me through summer, fall and it's still going strong! A few drops of red food coloring and it'll do well on Valentine's Day too! I've gotten a LOT of mileage out of that recipe!
Those racoons will be getting in her house now and maybe that skunk too. Yikes!!! Her pipes will freeze, so to speak! LOL!!! It's snowy here in central Indiana too. About an inch & pretty cold. It has been a mild winter so far tho, but it's not even really winter yet!
Rox
LMAO @ connie's story. Now I have that in my head. The plants attacking her. Holy shitcicles!
Tia would you mind reposting that recipe? I wanna try it too.
Speaking of tree-murdering idiots, we have new neighbors on one side of us who, about three weeks ago, tore out the 30 ft high cedar privacy hedge on their side of the fence.
I went over and nicely asked the guy... Why...? I pointed out that by removing that hedge, there was now zero privacy between our two yards and houses - we could now see straight into his house, not just his yard, and vice-versa.
He shrugged and said he didn't care. He doesn't LIKE cedars, he thinks they look shitty and attract mosquitos. Of course, cedar trees do not "attract" mosquitos, but all bugs will hide in any dense foliage of course. We happen to live right next to a forest also, which buts right up next to our properties. Does he think no bugs come out of that forest or something? I dunno, but you may as well nuke all the foliage on the planet then, according to his way of thinking.
Anyway, he doesn't care about privacy or tress or foliage or any of that and he (politely) made it clear he doesn't give a shit about my opinion on the matter since they were on his side and on his property.
Okay. Fine. So I started looking around and found a tree farm which delivers and plants trees. Cedar trees, in fact. *grin* Now is the best time to plant trees, after all. You can plant trees right up until the ground freezes and since they're dormant and the ground is wet, they won't even need to be watered until the ground dries up in the spring.
So guess what's now planted on MY side of the fence, not two feet from where his old trees were, but where he can't do anything about them? Yup, a brand-new row of 10' cedar trees which I'll prune into a beautiful privacy hedge over the next few years. Within three years they'll be 15 feet tall and thick as shadows but even now, they already replace much of that privacy screen that was so recently torn out.
And if he doesn't like it, then I guess he'll just have to move. *shrug* Oh well it's my property and I can do what I want with it.
LOL. Yup, ya gotta love karma.
My husband wants to get his truck and a chain & uproot my hedges that line the cement porch on the front of our house. Why??? If they weren't there you would feel like it was a drop off. And they make a nice front there. I keep them trimmed down nicely. Some ppl are just not thinking about what things look like, the job they do while they are there and the time it took to get that way! The wind has routinely blown down trees in our yard. Big, huge tall pines. Giants. Sad. I don't get just wanting to kill something green. We need the oxygen.
she's gonna freeze her ass off!
Lookie there I got tired of being anon.
Connie
graham cracker crust
6 oz. frozen lemonade, thawed (it is sometimes in areas hard to find 6 oz. things of frozen lemonade, if so, just get a 12 oz. one and use half)
1 pt. vanilla ice cream, partial thawed, though not liquid....should be goopy...
1 8oz. container cool whip....
mix all together and pour into graham cracker crust...when mixing, you may add food coloring....
freeze at least 4 hours....very tart, yet still sweet!
thanks Nina!! i like recipes that are easy and good!
Yay, connie! Thank you, Tia!
HAHAHAHA Miss Tia you jhave just entered the word of the day. I'm glad I wasn't chewing on anything or I would have choked! Shitcicles. Priceless.
OMFGGGGGGGGGG! I can not imagine the ignorance of someone who would take out a fully grown cedar privacy hedge. OMFGGGGGGGG. Idiots, fucking idiots!!!
My first thought about the flowerpot/window?
The guy she gave DDs brother's car to is pissed!
I thought of that too. Because she does not have title..so I wonder. I haven't found it yet.
Harry Potter did it, ha ha ah ha...I love when kids are so random.
One of the funniest things I ever heard was in an airport. A guy was looking at magazines in the little airport shop and had his son with him, the kid was maybe 6 or 7. Daniel Radcliffe was on the cover of one of the magazines but he wasn't dressed like Harry Potter. The man pointed at Daniel Radcliffe and said to his son, "Hey, do you know who that is?" His son thought about it for a minute and then guessed, "Freddy Krueger?" I had to try so hard not to burst out laughing. I have no idea how the little boy came up with that answer. His father looked stunned.
LOL Alison, aren't kids a riot?
And once again the award goes to Miss Tia for the saying of the day. Another job well done and couldn't be more accurate!!
Pat as a faithful CSI watcher, were there any clues? Was the glass on the inside or the outside? I wouldn't rule out that she might have broken it herself looking for some pity from someone!
No, it was broken from the outside and the pot was thrown so hard it cracked a stained glass peice (I made) on the inside. I don't think she could lift that pot. It was heavy.
Wow. That is a little scary to have pissed someone off so badly that they did this. I know that she has been horrible to you and Lissa, but it worries me that someone was mad enough to do this. I want you all to be safe.
I love that Lissa told the cop that Harry Potter did it. Too funny.
The pie recipe looks great. I think I'll try it at our next family get-together. Thanks for posting the recipe, Miss Tia!
Christina
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