Westlake Ace Hardware's Zombie Preparedness Center. The hardware stores in Omaha, Council Bluffs and Lincoln got into the spirit of the season by kicking off a serious looking campaign to fight Zombies. I love it. Source.You can never be too prepared for a Zombie attack. Those fuckers move slow, sure, but, they always outnumber their victims. Lock and load.
Look at the tools on the sign recommened to kill the zombies! I'd go with the flame thrower. They have so many other goo9d uses----light a fire in the fireplace, light a cigarette, get rid of fallen autumn leaves, etc.
ReplyDeleteDear DD,
ReplyDeleteEver see Zombieland? It's chock full of happy, helpful Zombie attack and survival tips! Extra bonus: Woody Harrelson in tight pants!
Zombieland is a great movie, walking dead is a good zombie show too, lots of decent tips there, smash em in the head or cover yourself in zombie guts to mask your scent. We should all be prepared for zombies.
ReplyDeleteWould you rather submit and BECOME a zombie or fight to the bitter end to REMAIN human? (or human remains - hahahaha.)
ReplyDeletefight always fight. another thought, if you were a vegan or vegetarian then made into a zombie would you still eat brains?
ReplyDeleteI bet eating vegetarians makes the zombie's gas smell bad!
ReplyDeletelol mary_mary, i bet zombies gas smells bad anyway, all that rotting flesh. urgh.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't sleep last night so I watched 5 back-to-back episodes of a British show called Dead Set. Those buggers can run!! I like the old fashioned zombie movies where they drag their dead leg behind them as they chase their prey.
ReplyDeleteKylie's Mom...aren't both legs dead---along with the rest of the body? I wonder how they decide which leg to drag?
ReplyDeleteAgain, I would fight using the flame thrower. I wouldn't mind being the walking dead, but they are just so slow. Maybe I could get one of those power chairs!
Haha...yes, I stand corrected. Both legs are dead. Man, I love this blog.
ReplyDeleteso all this zombie talk & I had a zombie dream last night, me, the boy & my sister were stuck at our place, hubby was stuck at my mums, we had to fight our way out with frying pans! & get to my mums where she had a nail gun & was doing a pretty good job of taking out some zombies, all 63 year old 5ft 5inches of her. lol, my mum kicks ass even in zombie dreams.
ReplyDeleteNot sure I even want to try to analyze that one. hehe