It made me laugh, but, I love it. It's $35 bucks and it all fits in a convenient tin. I don't know if you need a can opener. Most of the guys I woke up with wouldn't have known where their kitchen was, let alone their can opener. I've done my fair share of the Walk Of Shame...or Stride Of Pride (for optimists). What ever. You just get the hell out before he wakes up and you sure as hell don't stay for coffee. You look and feel pretty stupid in your hot whore club outfit in broad Sunday morning daylight though. You are the Whore Of Babylon and you know it. The kit needs an optional morning after pill. Or maybe one of those futuristic ray guns that wipe your memory clean. You know, if it's been one of those last call 'dates' where you find yourself repeating, 'oh, gawd, no, oh gowd, no, oh gawd, no' as you walk to your car. (Then you put you head on the steering wheel and ask, " OH, GAWD, What have I done???"
Oh, the flashbacks!! Makes my head hurt!
ReplyDeleteI think the worst (one of many) one was in Chicago. Woke up in the morning and realized my car was 3 blocks away and it had snowed a LOT. I hoofed it the whole way in high black heels, short black skirt, and only a thin sweater top. I prayed the entire way that nobody was up or out getting their paper.
Thanks, DD. He wasn't even a good lay.
You should have left him a 'thanks for nothing' note. I should have had a whole stack of those ready.
ReplyDeleteps..the article I got this kit info from reminds us that men get tired of losing a t-shirt, the one we borrow to wear home. Oh, so sorry, worthless fucker, that you lost a t-shirt. At least you got off. (Couldn't you puke?)I guess we need to be more considerate of the fuckers getting a free piece of ass and not take their scroungy t-shirts. We should plan better. Actually, I never borrowed clothes from a fuck. I never knew them well enough to borrow clothes. :)
ReplyDeletesigned..the whore of Babylon.
hm
ReplyDeletecost of a nice prostitute:
50$ - almost infinity
cost of a 'date':
20$ for a lost shirt
and
20$ - almost infinity on filling her up on booze.
Looks like prostitutes ARE the better choice.
Well, someone was very smart about the whole thing. I hope it was a woman and I hope she makes millions on it.
ReplyDeleteLadies, remember, always leave before sun-up. Then it just looks like you had a late night out and went to breakfest.
Bastardio, I never drank. Cost of one coke with ice, $1.00. Mine. I made a shitload of mistakes, but, I always ran my own show.
ReplyDeleteBesides, I think you're a woman, so put away yer checkbook.
Jane, that might work on some people. But, my neighbors would never believe a bartender got up at 8 am to go out for waffles.
ReplyDeleteI like how the logo/design on the clothing is W for Walk of Shame.
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