They say Jen and Justin are in the midst of a real breakup. Well, I don't believe for one minute this relationship was real anyhow. Please. You do not, finally, replace Brad Pitt with this thing. He is not sexy. He's peculiar. His hair is comically receeding, his grin is the stuff of cartoon nightmares, his eyes and eyebrows are shady and shifty, in that order, and he wears his pants five sizes too small. He's gross. Even John Douchebag Mayer made more sense. He may have needed to be run through the car wash before you fucked him, but, at least back then, he was fuckable. That thing she's with now, is not and never has been. She needed a front man. She needed to be out of that tabloid threesome. This must have been the best choice, and I don't know why. Maybe she doesn't get out much. Maybe all Courtney Cox and Chelsea Handler's friends are gay or midgets and there was no one to set her up with. Maybe she's a secret lesbian..though if I looked like her and had her money, I'd come out and find me a cute Ellen. I have no idea why she presented us with this Justin Thing, but, I never bought it and it's gross.
By the way, when is she going to stop playing the ingenue? When is she going to be cast as the college student's mother, which is what she should be playing? When is Hollywood going to stop slapping fog filters and botox on her and telling us she's still 25? She looks good, but, it's getting ridiculous. What's wrong with being her age? Even Brad Pitt doesn't look like Brad Pitt anymore. Anyhow, good riddance to that thing she called a boyfriend. Whatever that thing is. It made me puke. I could have found something better in a local bar on band night. She should employ me.
That pussy-blinded dope was dumb enough to think she would actually marry him. Hilarious. She is just a man hater getting revenge on all men by toying with this guy. He's a doormat.
ReplyDeleteI hope she was joking. He's creepy and deserved it. That gal he was living with when he met Jen is hot.
ReplyDeleteYou may have hit on something with your comment, DD. Maybe she just wants to be the one to take the guy away from the girl. Maybe she figures it was done to her, so why not revenge. But she could pick someone who doesn't look like a weasel.
ReplyDeleteOhmygawd, Pat!! I've always thought the exact same thing. I just wonder where he hides his horns and tail!!
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Linda
I always pictured Satan as charming. Like Brad as Joe Black. This Justin dude is a joke. He's someone that if you woke up with, you'd quit drinking and start going to church every Sunday.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. I think if I woke up with him next to me, I would start drinking even more. Just to try to forget.
ReplyDeleteWell, he's one you'd never tell your girlfriends about. I'd never admit to getting that desperate or high. I'd like to say, I've done worse, but, I really can't think of anything that bad.
ReplyDeleteI actually think he is kind-of cute. My take on this is that he was meant to be more of a "regular guy" than anyone from the same side of the camera lens, if that makes sense. (I mean who could you have a relationship with that would be on a par with her ex? Brad, I mean. I don't know if it was a real or fake relationship.
ReplyDeleteI know someone who worked with both her and AJ professionally, and she had only good things to say about JA. She said she was always nice to everyone on the crew, and was happy to take pictures with them. AJ was always a druggy and a complete pig when she worked with her. Maybe she has cleaned up her act now, I don't know.
I just hope she finds whatever she is looking for.
Christina